I Believe I've Procured A Stalker

[Coco]

Does that count as doing more before 9 a.m. than most people do all day? If so, I'll take a high five from NorCal and spoil myself with a Boston cream. Is that a thing in Boston? I can't imagine why not. Anyway, bitches be crazy. Never reciprocate when a trashy looking woman-thing with the black eye is struck by how dapper you are. Speaking of which, I should probably let off the massive fart I've been holding in just to let everyone around me know I'm not open for business.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Only one Coco? False modesty, not your typical style

 

[Coco]

Looking around corners isn't my style either, but I guess I'll have to get used to it.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

If the black eye is a bruise, maybe this woman only responds to violence. You may need to punch her in the face.

 

[D-Man]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[Барбоса]

Speaking of which, I should probably let off the massive fart I've been holding in just to let everyone around me know I'm not open for business.

If she stays around, she is a keeper.

 

[Coco]

Where's my high five, NorCal?

 

[Con T.]

Clearly waiting for you in this broad's basement, I'm not sure what's been keeping you from reaching out for it.