Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

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  1. The Crock

    The Crock WOO!

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    I'll give it a whirl. I'm interested in the Monday Night Wars one too.
     
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  2. Uncle Phatso

    Uncle Phatso Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Enjoying some Pbr tonight! Got my mother to go to the hospital, been fighting her for two weeks. She has a staph infection, so I'm drinking a bit tonight... And tomorrow I get to lysol and de-staph my house.
     
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  3. Mighty NorCal

    Mighty NorCal SHALL WE BEGIN?

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    Yea, those rock, the round tables. I've watched pretty much all of them
     
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  4. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    Were you in NJexus attire? I'm waiting for the Blu-ray to arrive, and I'm not normally one to miss airborne Jews, but I imagine you'll be easier to pick out if you're in full NJexus wear.
     
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  5. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    It sounds like you've got your priorities straight lulz.

    We were. We sat at the top of a section where the stairs run out, and we sat literally RIGHT on top of the staircase. Like, follow the stairs up, and you'll see me, NorCal, and Charlie. I'd be looking out for NorCal first and foremost, he's hard to miss.
     
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  6. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    Because he's throwing people like Donkey Kong throws barrels.
     
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  7. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    I wish he threw the idiot I was sitting next to down the stairs for real. He was a total buzz kill.

    I just realized something while I was peeing. I've been watching wrestling since 2007, and I've seen The Rock live twice and wrestle once, and I've never seen Mysterio live. Fucking lame. Hopefully he's back by March.
     
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  8. Johnny Scumm

    Johnny Scumm InZayn In The Membrane

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    Was he this much of a buzz kill?

    [YOUTUBE]f68VXKMZT1Q[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  9. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    Not quite, but close. He thought Cena sucked, Hogan sucked, and basically hated everything fun about wrestling. Fucking idiot.
     
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  10. Mighty NorCal

    Mighty NorCal SHALL WE BEGIN?

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    and had not even the mental capacity to fathom why he was wrong. One of those smarks who is SO smarky they cant see they look incredibly dense, and are the biggest marks of them all.

    So bad that NorCal....think about this, NORCAL...had to be the voice of reason and say "just calm down, let it go man...isnt worth ruining your time"

    Also, man, fuck it. We saw the fucking Big Show do a Macho Drink Savage elbow off the top rope in fuckin Madison square damn Garden. If there is an appropriate time to throw another human being down a flight of stairs, that is the damn time
     
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  11. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    I take it that you would have put him in a torture rack if The Big Show had done a moonsault. If there's one thing missing from Britain's annual Royal Rumble meet-ups, it's us chucking each other about in excitement.
     
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  12. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    He probably would have too. He even did the, "you give up, so that means I'm right," victory bit, unable to see that the reason I gave up is because he was fucking annoying.

    His friend was cool, though.

    Very true. That was definitely one of the highlights of the show.

    Jeeze that night was so fucking awesome it's hard to remember all of the epicness we crammed into it.

    I got the mental image of NorCal getting so excited that he just starts picking up everyone he sees and throwing them in every direction.
     
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  13. The Doctor

    The Doctor Great and Devious

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    Survivor Series was a bad time for me. I had just gotten home from a depressing and long day at work, just in time to see Sin Cara injure himself. And then people in the Skype call I was in were being annoying.

    I think I tuned back in for Cena and Rock teaming but my mind was definitely not in it.
     
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  14. Pepe Silvia

    Pepe Silvia Occasional Pre-Show

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    He was Rattlesnake, didn't you figure it out? Fucking Hindu
     
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  15. Pepe Silvia

    Pepe Silvia Occasional Pre-Show

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  16. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    It's funny because they're too rich to have change.
     
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  17. Pepe Silvia

    Pepe Silvia Occasional Pre-Show

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    There's a slavery/obama joke in there somewhere

    It's deep, but it's there
     
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  18. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    I'm gonna go to Newbury comics and drop dat $50 gift certificate of mine on movies and maybe a TPB. Any suggestions?
     
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  19. ¡Roján!

    ¡Roján! Down with the trumpets.

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    Joker: The Man who Laughs
    Joker1 by Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo
     
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  20. Барбоса

    Барбоса doesn't know REAL wrestling...

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    Forget movies; get this!

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Pepe Silvia

    Pepe Silvia Occasional Pre-Show

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    FUCK YEAH SHATNER
     
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  22. Harthan

    Harthan Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus

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    TIL JGlass is a fellow "new" fan to wrestling. I thought I was like the only one around here. I started in 2008.

    I almost missed ever seeing my all-time favorite (Edge) but I did catch him at a house show in January. That was my fifth live event and thanks to a combination of injuries and wrong brands I never got to see him until then.

    Did I ever tell you I saw the Mysterio vs Morrison IC title match live?
     
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  23. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    If you were a woman I'd kiss you. I started watching in late 07/early 08, and my all time favorite is Edge. Never saw him though :(

    That Mysterio vs. Morrison IC title match was bananas. Then again, is there anyone Mysterio can't get an amazing match out of?
     
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  24. Барбоса

    Барбоса doesn't know REAL wrestling...

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    Managed to see Edge a couple of times myself, on both occasions he was challenging for the WWE title.

    2002 in Belfast, he faced Lesnar and 2010 he and Wade Barrett challenged the Miz in Las Vegas. I have a couple of epic pictures of him after the match. I would upload them but I have no idea how
     
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  25. Muffin Top Merkley

    Muffin Top Merkley Be a man!

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    The best match that I've ever seen live was Edge vs Kurt Angle at a house show.
     
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