Ensembled Pictures
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Is that a dancing cock with an antenna with two handfuls of peas?
I think it's a Pokeman.
That's what she said.
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enviousdominous
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I love this gem:
Superman's biggest weakness is his arrogant stupidity. 32,000 beans by his own "Super Mathematics" would make that jar weigh 100 pounds.
And how would X-Ray vision have helped? Like if you could see through some of the beans, you'd magically become Rainman and be able to compute how many there are.
Superman's biggest weakness is his arrogant stupidity. 32,000 beans by his own "Super Mathematics" would make that jar weigh 100 pounds.
And how would X-Ray vision have helped? Like if you could see through some of the beans, you'd magically become Rainman and be able to compute how many there are.
enviousdominous
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Here's something to inspire awe:
That was taken by astronaut Michael Collins, he was the only person aboard the Apollo 11 when he took that historic photo, the major significance of which being that he is literally the only human being not to have been captured in that frame. Even if you were born after the photograph was taken, you are made of the resources that were captured.
That was taken by astronaut Michael Collins, he was the only person aboard the Apollo 11 when he took that historic photo, the major significance of which being that he is literally the only human being not to have been captured in that frame. Even if you were born after the photograph was taken, you are made of the resources that were captured.
3200 would have been the right answer.I love this gem:
Superman's biggest weakness is his arrogant stupidity. 32,000 beans by his own "Super Mathematics" would make that jar weigh 100 pounds.
And how would X-Ray vision have helped? Like if you could see through some of the beans, you'd magically become Rainman and be able to compute how many there are.
But Being it Superman, He does a super stupidity too.
enviousdominous
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Going back to the comics:
That's Wonder Woman wondering if she'll ever be granted the privilege of handing some classic disproportionate 'Merica revenge on those dastardly Japanese. It was a different time, and Wonder Woman very happily accepted her place so young women could aspire to be a star spangled secretary.
That's Wonder Woman wondering if she'll ever be granted the privilege of handing some classic disproportionate 'Merica revenge on those dastardly Japanese. It was a different time, and Wonder Woman very happily accepted her place so young women could aspire to be a star spangled secretary.
enviousdominous
Behold my diction
3200 would have been the right answer.
But Being it Superman, He does a super stupidity too.
I love how brash he is about it as well, like when someone with a learning disability has a "EUREKA!" moment that they forget to be modest about in their failed attempt to pass it off as just how they normally compute information.
He's talking normally until he blurts out an exclamation of "THAT'S 32,000 BEANS!" Like if you screamed "ECUADOR!" when asked the capital of Brazil.
enviousdominous
Behold my diction
There's a lot of classic gems in the "Super-Dictionary", such as:
Imagine you're a farmer and you start your day at the butt crack of dawn only to see a raving lunatic laughing hysterically while he mocks you for not properly securing your beet crops.
Batman was on his way to the scene of the crime, when suddenly:
D'oh! Who's really dumber in that scenario? You chose to allow a complete fuck-up drive your custom made kickass-mobile, and then try to excuse your decision by stating that you thought that it would be okay since you don't think that you could ever be wrong in your reasoning. Even Robin is like "You should have driven! If I'm correcting you, how stupid does that make you!?"
They tried to call Superman, but....:
Yeah. Apparently Superman allowed himself to be shackled in a padded room where fellow inmate Lex Luthor is getting him off by painting him gold. There's no mention of kryptonite, so maybe break away from your fetish for a moment so you can end the Joker's beet stealing spree.
Thanks to Cracked for the fun imagery.
Imagine you're a farmer and you start your day at the butt crack of dawn only to see a raving lunatic laughing hysterically while he mocks you for not properly securing your beet crops.
Batman was on his way to the scene of the crime, when suddenly:
D'oh! Who's really dumber in that scenario? You chose to allow a complete fuck-up drive your custom made kickass-mobile, and then try to excuse your decision by stating that you thought that it would be okay since you don't think that you could ever be wrong in your reasoning. Even Robin is like "You should have driven! If I'm correcting you, how stupid does that make you!?"
They tried to call Superman, but....:
Yeah. Apparently Superman allowed himself to be shackled in a padded room where fellow inmate Lex Luthor is getting him off by painting him gold. There's no mention of kryptonite, so maybe break away from your fetish for a moment so you can end the Joker's beet stealing spree.
Thanks to Cracked for the fun imagery.
There's a lot of classic gems in the "Super-Dictionary", such as:
Imagine you're a farmer and you start your day at the butt crack of dawn only to see a raving lunatic laughing hysterically while he mocks you for not properly securing your beet crops.
Batman was on his way to the scene of the crime, when suddenly:
D'oh! Who's really dumber in that scenario? You chose to allow a complete fuck-up drive your custom made kickass-mobile, and then try to excuse your decision by stating that you thought that it would be okay since you don't think that you could ever be wrong in your reasoning. Even Robin is like "You should have driven! If I'm correcting you, how stupid does that make you!?"
They tried to call Superman, but....:
Yeah. Apparently Superman allowed himself to be shackled in a padded room where fellow inmate Lex Luthor is getting him off by painting him gold. There's no mention of kryptonite, so maybe break away from your fetish for a moment so you can end the Joker's beet stealing spree.
Thanks to Cracked for the fun imagery.
Hilarious, buddy.
Super-Stupids!