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Discussion in 'The Bar Room Archives' started by Pay Per Ghost, Apr 24, 2013.
You sound like a real prize.
So, then is she aware that you're having sex with other people?
I did my best to handle her problems for about 2 months. After that I was like yeah I can't deal with it anymore.
She was 200% Christian and as far as I know had no greek in her.
Right? Looking back I have no idea why I thought she had potential.
Totally fine; some people just change, and sometimes, it gets to be too much.
Outright ignoring her probably wound up doing more damage to her, than helping you. After all, it seems you were fairly detached, anyhow
Nope. If I'm ever asked about it I will deny deny deny deny. She has friends that like to snitch on me and shit, but, that never really works out for them seeing as how I'm better at lying then they are at telling the truth
Sooo you aren't committed, you're actually cheating.
I think that's the term kids use nowadays
Did you report your grandfather to the authorities after he made you fuck him that way?
Was it because your cock was in his mouth?
I'm sure grandma appreciated that.
Oddly enough, rapists say the same thing.
Well, you see our relationship isn't really open.
I've heard all the double standard jive from every last one of my female cousins and older sisters for years and have came to the conclusion that people need to realize that their is a double standard and stop being so delusional about things. Look at Game of Thrones, If Catelyn would have had Jon Snow instead of Ned, She probably would have been sent back to Riverrun with her bastard child while Ned found a new wife.
My grandpa is one of the most interesting characters on earth. I;m convinced he should have his own TV show. He once asked me who would win in a fight him or Chuck Norris. I said Chuck Norris and he then pulled out a glock 33 357 sig extended clip and asked me what Chuck Norris could do against that
None of this was funny
If that's what you want to call it sure. She still holds the number one spot though and I would never let her find out about the things that I do.
The fact that you have to rely on television to make your point probably means your expectations of what an actual relationship are a little more than slightly fucked up.
That, and you reference a show that also has a brother fucking his sister
I'm fairly sure that if you asked this to 99.9% of people, they would agree with me.
The other .01% can probably be found on Jerry Springer
In all seriousness though. Incest was excepted back then. The Targaryen's did it for century's to keep their blood lines pure. It was a much different time. BTW No I wouldn't fuck my sister if she was as hot as Cersei
Would she like some? Hooopa!
This joke would have be funnier to me if I was actually Greek. It also would have been funnier if it weren't old and lame.
I don't think a man having sex with some one else is cheating though. I feel like if I had 3 or 4 girlfriends then that would be cheating, but, having sex is something that men (well at least this man) do for pleasure and nothing more. Women have sex for quite a few different reasons and a lot of those can be gotten out of a relationship. I feel that if a women goes outside of the relationship for sex then she isn't happy and some changes need to be made
Just trying to get you to think about fucking your grandpa next time your having sex.
You're just a young, pathetic, pile of Florida trash. You know nothing of real life, and unfortunately, it's unlikely you ever will, because you're a pathetic pile of Florida trash.
And you're a 35 year old from Pittsburgh. You probably spend most of your Summer groaning over how awful the Pirates are then waiting for the Winter so you can run around naked covering your genitals with nothing but a terrible towel celebrating Steelers victories only to be let down come playoff time. Your quarterback rapes people on a yearly basis and nothing good has even come from your town except for Wiz Khalifa. Go eat a dick
P/S: Fuck Sidney Crosby
Oh, you're one of those fucking ******s that assumes I'm actually from Pittsburgh. Lol.
I hope your girlfriend or some other pathetic Florida pile of trash gives you herpes.
Oh. Okay then. You're a cheater in addition to being an asshole. Neat.
I know girls who just want to fuck people and guys who can't handle that arrangement without getting emotionally attached. Your standards and hard-and-fast facts of life hold little weight with me and are nothing more than the flimsy justifications of a little boy who knows nothing of the world.
In this quote: Proof that you know nothing of the world.
So you know he's fucking mental yet you took his advice anyway?
A stupid cheating asshole. You're really running the gamut. Aren't ya, fuckwit?
And I thought your tournament posts were bad.
Shit, I came here to make the exact same joke. EVEN the part about not being in any way Greek. Fuck you if you think I'll spread rep for you, you pre-emptive joke stealing prick.
Also, psychoblack, you crazy. "I don't think its cheating when a man does it", HA! I get what you mean about the male seeking sex more than the woman, its an occasional situation, but hell, that's why god gave us that Barry White, that Isaac Hayes and... Tom Jones?
Often times my lady has not got my sex organs on her to-do list, but that doesn't mean I go seek some "strange" (thank you Kliq96 or whatever that nutjob is called for that word) and fuck her through my underwear like my grandpappy did. I treat her right, make some dinner, light a candle, give her a back rub... SEDUCE. Seduce. And I assure you, she appreciates my methods a lot more than your lady would yours. YOU SEXIST DUMBASS!
Here's the thing;
I've dealt with douchnozzles like this in my life. And the sad thing is, you can't tell them anything. We can point out how scummy this all is, how his "girlfriend" winds up suffering from his egotistical bullshit, how he's a twat waffle. But you can't tell him nothing. And he won't get it now.
Fear not; he'll get it eventually. When he finds himself dying alone and miserable.