Crumple or Fold?

[Steamboat Ricky]

The question is simple: when you wipe...do you crumple the TP or fold it? Which one and why?

I personally am a folder. I like to fold because it's neater and saves TP.

 

[Skullz Crack'Em]

This is an interesting poll......

I crumple and I have no reason, maybe being left-handed has something to do with it, idk.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Neither. I have a bidet.

 

[Colamania]

I also have a bidet, however, when I didn't have one, I crumpled. And I'm right-handed, so it's obviously not left-handedness that makes it happen.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What exactly does a bidet do? Shoot water up your arse? That doesn't sound as if it'd get the whole job done, just moisten things up a bit.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Yeah, it basically shoots water upwards. Actually, it works. They usually then have a drying function.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was joking when I said I used a bidet. You sick freak Cola. I fold.

 

[Colamania]

Hey, now that's out of line. Our toilet is a closomat, which is fitted with a bidet. We need one of those because my mother has limited mobility, and spinal problems. She can't twist round very well, so we need a bidet. Are you calling her a sick freak because she needs to use a bidet?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No I'm calling you a sick freak because YOU use a bidet. Have you got spinal problems? Or are you just too lazy and inept to wipe your own bottom?

 

[Colamania]

Hmm... okay, I admit, you got me there. I'm lazy, I admit it. It's much easier to just push a button.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I think it would be rather luxurious to have water sprayed in my bung hole.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Push a button and squat in a short sink? And wait while water blows/washes shit off your arse. Nah mate. It's easier to wipe. How do you know if your totally clean? Do you wipe after? If you do then the point of a bidet is lost.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think it would be rather luxurious to have water sprayed in my bung hole.

It's called a colonic. www.colonic-association.org id you wish.

 

[Colamania]

Actually, I don't squat in a small sink. The thingy is built into the toilet itself.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So you get your balls sprayed as well? Awesome.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

So you get your balls sprayed as well? Awesome.

I want my balls sprayed. Wang too???