Choose Your Own Adventure - Donald Trump

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  1. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    (please reply with only one letter for which there was an option, first reply gets the first choice and second reply gets the second and so on)

    Donald Trump sits at his desk in the oval office when suddenly Donald looks at his smart-phone and sees that...

    A. Melania is calling

    B. Putin is calling

    C. Mike Pence is calling

    D. Lester Holt is calling

    Which prompts Donald Trump to...

    A. Answer the phone call, but disguise his voice as Eric Trump

    B. Throw the phone out the window

    C. Ignore the call and start tweeting

    D. Block the caller from ever being able to call him again
     
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    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    Great choice! I just need one more person to pick a letter from A to D.
     
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    Donald shudders with anxiety when seeing that Vladimir Putin is calling him, as he had already informed him to stop calling until the Department of Justice investigation blew over.

    Thinking fast, Donald accepts the call and in a stroke of genius chooses to pretend to be his son Eric.

    Donald answers "DUHHH! HEWWO! DIS IS EWIK TWUMP! DUHHH!"

    Putin responds "Eric Trump? I was trying to reach your father Donald. Do you know where he is?"

    Donald says "DUHHH! I FINK HE'S BUILDING A BWIDGE TO MESSICO! YOU CAN WEAVE A MESSAGE WIFF ME!"

    Putin grumbles with anger and says "Tell that stupid oaf of a father of yours that I need to tell him...

    A. That Mike Pence declared war on Russia

    B. That Barack Obama challenged him (Putin) to a dance battle, and he needs lessons

    C. That Robert Mueller found the photos of them making out

    D. That Melania tried to murder him (Putin)

    Putin continues "And I need to discuss this matter with him at...

    A. Showbiz Pizza

    B. WWE Hell in a Cell

    C. Hooters

    D. The Moon
     
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