Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
1. Although he may only draw at WM now, he is still a draw. How that escapes you is beyond me.
So he only draws at WM now? Where was he for the first twenty years of his career?
So you're going to tell me that during a match, after 'Taker sits up, that he isn't fresh? I seem to remember that every time after 'Taker would sit up in a match that he would proceed to kick ass. Are you saying that this isn't the case? Even a broken down, injured 'Taker sat up at WM while in the Anaconda Vice and proceeded to whip ass.
You probably have it in your mind that Undertaker is this supernatural being but the rest of us know he is human. If he's fresh, then why doesn't he wrestle more than one match a year? Surely a guy who sits up all the time and is fresh according to you can certainly do more. Unless all those injuries are fake and he's been lying to us this whole time. If he is so fresh after sitting up, then why does he look exhausted after the end of every match? That doesn't appear to be the definition of fresh.