We return after about a 4 minute commercial break, and what do ya know? Kane is still dominating!
The Finish: Only about 3 or 4 more minutes after returning from the break, Kane has JBL in the corner and runs into him, smashing his face in using his tricep. JBL falls right into a Sidewalk Slam by Kane. Kane covers JBL:
1..............2.........JBL gets the foot on the bottom rope
Kane gets up and looks angry... He does his signature Choke Slam taunt where he twirls and twists his fingers around with his right hand held high in the air. JBL gets up and Kane tightly grasps his throat. Kane lifts JBL up high, and JBL somehow gets to his feet, behind Kane, avoiding the Choke Slam! JBL small packages Kane,
1..............2..Kane kicksout at the 2!
JBL is at his knees in a lot of pain, with blood dripping down his face from getting thrown into the hood/windsheild of his own limo. Kane sits up and the crowd screams! Kane gets to his feet and lifts JBL up to his knees and JBL retaliates with one little punch to the gut, which Kane absorbs and lifts JBL to his feet. Kane runs back against the ropes for momentum, then runs at JBL for a Huge Clothesline! JBL ducks and Kane bounces off the opposite set of ropes, right back into JBL, who delivers a Clothesline from Hell!
J.R.- Oh my god king! Kane was dominating the whole match, and JBL suddenly pulls off his finisher maneuver!
Jerry Lawler- All it takes is one mistake, and Kane made that one mistake...[/I[
JBL crawls on top of Kane for the cover!
1.................2......Kane somehow gets the shoulder up!
JBL doesn't understand how Kane kicked out, and he gets up confused... JBL argues with the referee that it was a three count and says "Do it right next time or I'll bring you to court, dammit!" JBL turns around into a nasty uppercut to the face, curdiousy of Kane! JBL falls backwards and down. Kane climbs to the top rope at nearest corner. JBL gets up and Kane jumps for a Flying Clothesline! JBL falls, and Kane dives through the referee, hitting him with the Flying Clothesline! The ref goes flying across the ring from the impact!
Kane gets up, and JBL runs in at him and hits a Clothesline from Hell! Kane is down and JBL crawls into the cover. The referee is down...
Jerry Lawler- C'mon ref! 1....2....3....4....5...
Suddenly JBL gets off of Kane and goes over to the referee and shakes him... Out of no where, Brock Lesnar runs into the ring through the crowd, a steel chair in hand, his ribs to his back are taped around heavily, 360 degrees around his mid-section. Brock lifts JBL off of Kane, and lifts him to his feet and hits a huge F-5! Brock then walks over to Kane (the man who attacked him earlier), planning to attack, but Kane sits up! Lesnar takes a step back, as Kane gets to his feet. The two go nose to neck (as Kane's taller than Brock). Kane looks down on Brock with his sadistic face. Brock takes a step back and runs in for a clothesline on Kane. Kane absorbs it like it was nothing. Brock runs back against the ropes and goes for a second try, but Kane gives a Big Boot to Brock's face! Brock falls near the steel chair. Kane walks towards him, to attack him, but Lesnar hides the chair behind him and pulls it out in front of Kane and shoves it into his ribs. Brock gets up and hits an F-5 on Kane, laying out Kane, making it so he layed out both of the competators in this match! Brock lifts the ref by his shirt and brings him by Kane, where JBL crawls over onto him and covers him... The ref is still for about 5 seconds, and JBL and Kane both looked knocked out! The match is complete chaos! The ref's eyes open half way and he taps the mat, ONE........ taps the mat TWO.......... taps the mat THREE!
Lillian Garcia- Here is your winner, John "Bradshaw" Layfeild!
JBL's music hits, as he walks backstage... His limo is still there, as his driver ran off backstage, before moving it.
Back in the ECW Locker room!
We see Paul Heyman, as well as the five extremists who competed against Evolution DX the previous night. (RVD, Chris Jericho, Bubba Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Rhyno)
Paul Heyman- As you all know, tonight is the first ever "Extreme Rules" match here on Fusion... I have to pick two guys to team up, and who can do that better, besides the 20+ time tag team champions, The Dudley Boys! As for the rest of you guys, I expect you to be at ringside to show support for the company that made you the stars that you all are.
(as Paul says the last few words "who you are" he pushes his index and middle finger into the chest of Chris Jericho)
***Commercial Break***
Backstage Interview[/U
Torrie Wilson- I am your new Fusion Backstage Interviewer, Torrie Wilson!
*crowd cheers for Torrie*
Torrie Wilson- I am standing here beside the World Heavyweight Champion, Kurt Angle! and Kurt, I must know... What are your thoughts after the HUGE announcements reguarding you, earlier tonight!?!?! Not only will you defend that World Title at Hands On, but it's an I Quit match... On top of that, it's after Chris Benoit picks your opponent week after week... Your thoughts?
Kurt Angle- My thoughts, Torrie? My thoughts? What's going through my head, is why the hell do I have to face Chris Benoit, AGAIN! I mean I already beat the guy twice! I made him tap, to the Ankle Lock! That doesn't say enough? Now I have to beat him for a third time, in an I Quit Match!?!?! and it's for my World Title, shockingly, being last night he got himself intentionally disqualified, that way he wouldn't have to go through the humiliation of tapping out, AGAIN! This Path of Destruction thing... I like the idea of choosing opponents for Chris Benoit to face, week after week! I can handle what ever he throws at me, but we all know that if you put someone like Goldberg against him, he will indeed get pinned, one, two, three! So that's what I'm gonna do, Chris... Next week, here on Fusion, you will go one on one with noneother than Goldberg! But wait, Chris... There's more! I think that next week to kick off the show, we should sign a contract, stating that if you, Chris Benoit, are unsuccessful at making me say "I Quit" at Hands On, which you WILL BE unsuccessful... You will NEVER again get a shot at this World Heavyweight Championship, as long as it is around the waist that it belongs around... Mine! and Chris, that's true................. It's DAMN true!
Extreme Rules Tag Team Match
Vince & Shane Mcmahon vs. The Dudley Boys w/ Team ECW & Paul Heyman
"No Chance hits the arena, as the Chairman walks out to get the biggest amount of heat of the night! He stops at the top of the stage, wating for his son, Shane... "Here Comes the Money" hits, as Shane walks out through the curtain... Vince and Shane walk down to the ring together, to get a great amount of heat from the Columbus crowd.
Lillian Garcia- This match is scheduled for a one fall, and it will be held under Extreme Rules! Introducing first, The Mcmahons!
Paul Heyman's music hits, as he walks out to the top of the stage.
"One of a Kind" hits, as RVD walks out and towards Paul E.
Rhyno sounds are heard throughout the area, as Rhyno comes out...
and Chris Jericho's music it next... He follows down to Rhyno, RVD and Heyman...
The Dudley Boyz music hits, and the fans go nuts!
Lillian Garcia- and their opponents representing ECW, being accompanied by Rob Van Dam, Chris Jericho, "The Man beast" Rhyno, and Paul Heyman......... They are Bubba Ray and D-Von.............. The Dudley Boys!
They all make their ways down to ringside, and there are chairs scattered throughout the ringside area. Literally, about 6 chairs, so Paul, Rhyno, RVD and Chris Jericho each take one. They each open the fold chair outside the ring, mid-way between the ring and security wall, midway from one side of the ring to the other. Each man takes one side of the ring, having the Mcmahon's surrounded, to prevent them from trying to run off. Bubba and D-Von slide into the ring and Vince and Shane immediately go to the attack, with stomps on the backs and back of the heads of The Dudleys (Shane on D-Von, Vince on Bubba). Shane stop stomping on D-Von, and goes to lift him to his feet, but at his knees, D-Von throws a right hand to the face of Shane. D-Von grabs the head and hits a DDT! D-Von turns around and runs into Vince, his forearm sticking out infront of him. With D-Von knocking Vince back, Bubba gets the chance to get up, while D-Von continues the attack on Vince. D-Von runs at Vince and clotheslines him over the top rope. D-Von raises both his arms and screams "yeaaaaaaah" as the crowd starts to chant "E-C-dub', E-C-dub'". Being that this match IS NOT a tornado tag team match, the ref gets up in D-Von's face and kicks him out of the ring, as Bubba elbow drops Shane Mcmahon. Bubba hits a second consecutive elbow drop, then covers Vince...
1.............2.......Vince kicksout!
Bubba stands up and lifts Vince up, as well. Bubba gives Vince a right hook to the face, followed by a nice uppercut, knocking him down. Vince gets right back up and Bubba hits a jab... 2 jabs, 3 jabs... rolls his arms, hands down by the crotch and swings his hips... and BAM the down slicing elbow. Bubba covers Vince,
1.............2.....Vince again kicksout
Bubba gets to his feet, taking Vince up with him. Bubba takes Vince's left arm, and twists it that way he can shove it behind Vince. Bubba hits a Belly to Belly Suplex with his hand over the bottom of Vince's wrist, behind his back on his bent arm. Bubb walks to his corner and tags in his partner, D-Von! Vince gets up as D-Von enters, so D-Von runs in... Clothesline! Shane starts to come in through the middle and top ropes, but D-Von sees it and runs in and clotheslines him off the apron, before he can get into the ring. D-Von turns around and Vince is running at him. D-Von slightly ducks, and tosses Vince over his head. Vince gets up several seconds later and D-Von grabs Vince's right arm and irish whips him across the ring. Vince bounces back into a knee by D-Von! D-Von's eyes bulge, as he points to Bubba, on the apron... Bubba screams "D-Von GET THE TA........." Suddenly, Shane Mcmahon sneaks up from behind Bubba (on the apron) and smacks him in the back with a steel chair. D-Von sees this and leaves Vince, and heads outside the ring to attack Shane. D-Von slides out of the ring and he chases Shane, who is running around. D-Von grew exhausted from chasing Shane, and it was clear to Paul Heyman and the Extremists.
Shane has the chair in hand, looking behind him at D-Von, running around the ring, while Vince recovers in the ring. Suddenly, when Shane's looking behind him, Rhyno gets out of his chair and runs in and hits the Gore on Shane! The crowd screams! Rhyno sits back down, as D-Von slides back into the ring. Not paying full attention to Vince, Vince clubs D-Von with the bottom of his forearm (not clothesline). Vince drops to his knees to cover D-Von, but D-Von kicksout before the referee even gets down to all fours. Rhyno lifts the chair beside Shane, and he slides it into the ring, to D-Von. Vince doesn't see the chair, being it's as he's turned his back for a quick second breather. Vince turns around and D-Von pull the chair out from behind his front, and swings it straight across (sideways) Vince's face! Shane Mcmahon gets up and slides into the ring... Shane reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a lead pipe... Bubba is aware, and runs into the ring, using his fist to club the back of Shane's neck. Shane drops the lead pipe to the ground, and D-Von picks it up. Bubba lifts Shane and holds him (Shane's back at Bubba's front, Shane in front), with his arms behind the back. D-Von takes the pipe, behind his head/over his shoulder and swings it, hitting Shane to the head. Bubba tosses him down to the ground and he slowly rolls out of the ring, on RVD's side. RVD just nods his head and laughs, then folds his arms, puts his leg up, bent on the other, and sits back.
Bubba screams "D-VON, GET THE TABLES!" D-Von Dudley slides out of the ring...
J.R.- Oh wow, King, it's been a hell of a night and this is a hell of a match we are witnessing! Will Vince Mcmahon go through a table!?!?! We'll be right back...
***Commercial Break***
We return from the commercial break to see a dented trash can in the ring (dented from Vince hitting Bubba in the face), the lead pipe laying on the ground, and there's two tables... One set up in the middle of the ring, one more standing up in the corner. We have Bubba as the new legal man, against Vince... Vince turned the tables and currently has the advantage. Bubba's on all fours and Vince is up. Vince bends over and grasps the lead pipe, then swings it downward and bashes Bubba in the head. Vince turns around and to his amazement, RVD leaps off the top rope and hits a sidekick to his face, knocking him backwards and he falls, leaning against the table in the corner. RVD runs at Vince and does a Monkey Flip... tossing Vince on the other table, but not hard enough to break it... Jericho slides into the ring, and RVD gets on all fours... Jericho runs towards RVD on an angle and leaps off of him to reach the top rope to do a Lionsault that would be high enough to land on the table. Vince somehow rolls off the table before Jericho hits, causing Jericho to crash and break through the table, ribs first. Vince grabs the trash can from the ground and bashes RVD in the face with it as he runs in. Rhyno stands up and takes the chair he's sitting on, with him into the ring. Vince goes to swing the trash can at him, but Rhyno swings the chair, hitting the trash can, first. The trash can bounces off Vince's face and he falls. Shane attacks Rhyno from behind with a Cingapore Cane, and knocks him down. Every man is down, besides Shane Mcmahon! Paul Heyman and Shane Mcmahon make eye contact, and Paul shrugs his shoulders, then throws his hat off and ripe off his suit jacket. Paul grabs his chair, and slides into the ring. Shane swings the cane downward, hitting Paul in the back.
Shane Mcmahon turns around and Bubba's behind him, D-Von beind Bubba. They hit a 3D on Shane and suddenly take the match advantage! D-Von sets up the table that was in the corner, and Bubba tosses Shane out of the ring. Vince turns around into a 3D right through the table! Bubba covers him!
1..............2............3!
Lillian Garcia- Here are your winners, representing ECW... Bubba and D-Von, The Dudley Boys!
The Dudley Boys' music hits, as the two raise eachother's arms in the air... An "E-C-DUB'" chant is heard loud and clear through out the arena...
J.R.- Oh my God King, what a hell of a night we've had here in Columbus! Thanks for joining us... Good night!
*cameras fade as the show ends while the crowd chants "E-C-DUB'"!*