When ideals clash, a battle is fought to prove who's right and who's wrong. No matter what, the winners are the ones who write history. =============================================== ================================================== Klamor: Welcome back, to the CFE Arena in Orland, Florida! For the 33rd edition of Aftershock! Tonight is the Best of 2013 awards show! And, in our main event, Blade goes one on one with the bear-obsessed Diabolos. Hope he's done hibernating. Becky: Also, Matt Tastic locks up with WZCW's other bear aficionado, Grizzly Bob! Klamor: And Becky pronounces a word with 5 syllables! It's gonna be a surprising night. Becky: ..shut up... Klamor: We also have the 2013 WZCW Awards! We guarantee special guests presentators tonight. Surprising indeed! Lets get to it. Matt Tastic struts down the ramp ripping away signs from the fans and ripping them up with a smug scowl on his face as he grabs a mic and enters the ring. He seems to have his head bandaged for some reason. Matt: Alright, listen closely putitas. You've got a great privilege getting to see me so early in the show. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A large booing forces Matt to pause, but before he can continue the fans play another tune for him. One Week Reign! One Week Reign! One Week Reign! Matt: SHUT THE HELL UP!! Damn you, people! Last week I was freakin' screwed thanks to that damned robot. And what's worse is that he had the gall to attack me backstage after it. One Week Reign! One Week Reign! One Week Reign! Matt: At least I held a title recently! When's the last time your Orlando Magics did anything worth a damn?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Matt: I thought so. But anyway, I'm here with some sad news. Well, sad for you. Great for me. See, because of SHIT's unwarranted attack, I suffered a concussion. I am in no condition to fight this week. Therefor, ain't wrestling. So deal with it! I do realize that's an injustice to Grizzly Bob, who no doubt went through a lot of trouble walking out of Hillbilly Central to make it here tonight to... Hillbilly Central. So-- SHIT marches down the ramp with no hesitation toward Matt Tastic who begins to panic in the ring but does not leave. SHIT: DESTROY BAEZ-TASTIC! Matt: Stop right there, you piece of crap! You step in this ring and you will never wrestle again! You'll be packed and shipped right back to the Cereal Box factories in Nebraska! I swear it! I'm gonna get rid of you. Some way, some how. But that won't be today. Now stay the hell away from me or Mr. Banks will fire your square ass. SHIT stops at ringside and looks at Matt, but doesn't care about the threat. He still marches on ahead. But he's jumped unexpectedly by a hooded man. The man grabs SHIT and holds him as Matt talks down on him. SHIT: DESTROY BAEZ-TASTIC! Matt: HAHAHAHA. You sound confident that Baez and I are one and the same. If that were the case then just who's that handsome son of a bitch holding you? The hooded man removes the hood revealing to indeed be Baez!?! SHIT looks on perplexed at the situation and confused. SHIT: Error. Impossible. Matt Tastic and Baez are one and the same. This is 100% proven fact. How...? SHIT marches on up the stage confused as Matt laughs on. Klamor: How the?! What the?! What the hell is this? How can he be in two places at once? Becky: I-I'm as confused as you. And SHIT. Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, here to present the 2013 award for Rookie of the Year... Last year's winner, Triple X! [youtube]G1ltJ60u-w0[/youtube] The crowd roars it's approval, as Triple X comes out of the entryway, and onto the stage. He comes to the podium, with a smirk on his face. Triple X: Well, well... A difference a year makes, huh? The crowd boos him. Triple X: See, last year I was greatful to win this award. And last year, Blade was probably washed up on some gutter somewhere, vomiting his own shame. Again, the crowd boos at this. Triple X: And now, I'm well on my way to bigger and better things, moving up in the world, and that's what this award is all about. Now Blade... Well, at least we know where he'll end up, rotting in some cell somewhere. Triple X chuckles at this, as the crowd starts a chant We want Blade! We want Blade! We want Blade! We want Blade! Triple X: Just as he ought to be... Anyhow, here are the nominees for 2013's Rookie of the Year! The titantron flickers, to the the names and images of the candidates... Triple X: And the winner is... Spoiler Triple X: Dr. Zeus! The crowd boos at this, as Triple X claps, waiting for the award winner [youtube]Fwz7bt1muXc[/youtube] The music begins to play, but still no Zeus. the lights start to flicker, and then go out. But as the lights come back on, a man in a lab coat stands before Triple X. Though the crowd can't see his face, the crowd boos. The man takes the award from Triple X, and turns around... To reveal Drake Callahan! The crowd cheers at this, as Drake takes off the coat, revealing a suit. He calmly leans on the podium, holding Dr. Zeus' award. Drake: Surprise... Surprise... The crowd cheers, as Drake Callahan plays with the award in his hands. Drake: I'm sure you're all aware Dr. Zeus is nursing injuries from last night. Aware... I don't know if you care, I wouldn't. But I do care about why I left Dr. Zeus an absolute mess on Ascension last night... Would any you like to know? The crowd enthusiastically cheers, asking for Drake to explain his actions. Drake: Isn't it obvious? I know Dr. Zeus' biggest secret... I know his War Horse. Dr. Zeus has been using a lot of "we" dialogue recently... We will crusade, we will ride. All of that crap. Drake Callahan pauses for a second, as the crowd cheers him on. Drake: Well, does it surprise anyone else that Ty Burna is finally back in WZCW, now that Dr. Zeus is riding with a partner? The crowd cheers, then dulls into an excited murmur, at what Drake is presenting. Drake: Last week on Aftershock, Dr. Zeus speaks of an alliance... And Ty Burna just so happens to be back, on Meltdown. I know for a fact Dr. Zeus saw Ty Burna... And I know that he saw him, right after Dr. Zeus faced me, and right before Dr. Zeus faced Steven Kurtesy... I mean, don't we all get it? Zeus is working for Ty! The crowd boos this notion, of an alliance between Zeus and Ty Burna. Drake: So, I'll tell you what we'll do, Good Doctor... I'll just hold on to this for you. And I'll bring it to Meltdown 100. And either one of two things are going to happen. Either you will reveal to the world that you and Ty are together... Or I'll send you wherever you sent Steven Kurtesy. Choice is yours buddy... I'll be waiting... Drake leaves the podium, as the crowd cheers him on. He holds the triphy in his hands, and takes a final bow.