2nd Round Match: Sam vs. NoFate

[klunderbunker]

Vote.

 

[gd]

Vote Sam. He'd win this simply for his memoirs.

 

[Leafy]

I haven't seen Nofate post so voted Sam

 

[INDYjon22]

Sam, based solely on the Barton Fink avatar.

 

[NSL]

Wow...I'm the first person to vote NoFate? Before he got modded, he was a great poster, and when he posts now, they're still worth stopping to read...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wow...I'm the first person to vote NoFate? Before he got modded, he was a great poster, and when he posts now, they're still worth stopping to read...

I thought you were NoFate.

 

[NSL]

I thought you were NoFate.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So, just to confirm, you're not NoFate?

 

[gd]

He is.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Sam. Sam will win this thing. NoFate is good, but Sam's very good.

 

[gd]

I think you're underating Sam there Hip, I'd say he's at least very, very good.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I'd actually call him more than that, but it worked better for the sentence I thought. Maybe not.

Brilliant.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If I had to summarise my thoughts on this match up, I'd do it like this:

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Sam had me at hello. I like NoFate, but Sam helped me to find British humour funny.. kinda. (I like Monty Python and Ricky Gervais)

 

[NSL]

So, just to confirm, you're not NoFate?

No...In fact, I've always had this name, or a variation of it. NoFate is still NoFate...

Hope this doesn't change things

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't worry, you'll always be NoFate to me.

 

[TLC]

Sam gets my vote for just putting the lyrics to Bicycle Race

 

[Uncle Sam]

If anybody ever wants to know what my theme music would be, it'd be that.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Don't Stop Me Now would be mine.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nothing says "I'm not taking you seriously" better than Bicycle Race. It'd strike fear into the masses.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Sam defeated my favorite poster in the last round. He deserves to win the whole thing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think I might return to my old sig. That's the sort of ammunition I need.

 

[Tastycles]

NoFate is a fantastic poster. Or was. I haven't seen him for a long time. Sam is here all the time and wonderfully amusing. He's the clear winner.