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View Poll Results: Who Wins The Zonie For Best Non-Porn Sex Scene?
Segal/Kunis vs. Brand/Bell 0 0%
Juliane Moore 1 8.33%
Sagnier/Foyolle 0 0%
Biggs/Elizabeth 2 16.67%
Gordon-Levitt/Deschanel 0 0%
Thornton/Berry 2 16.67%
Biehn/Hamilton 3 25.00%
Sutherland/Crystal 1 8.33%
McKeon/Preston 1 8.33%
Back Room Banging 0 0%
Dillon/Campbell/Richards 0 0%
Gershon/Tilly 0 0%
Malcolm McDowell 0 0%
Christian Bale 1 8.33%
Puppet Sex 1 8.33%
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2011 Zonie Awards

Nominees for Best Non-Porn Sex Scene of All Time

Jason Segal/Mila Kunis vs Russell Brand/Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Julianne Moore (Boogie Nights)

Ludivine Sagnier/Marc Fayolle (Swimming Pool)

Jason Biggs/Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Zooey Deschanel (500 Days Of Summer)

Billy Bob Thornton/Halle Berry (Monster's Ball)

Michael Biehn/Linda Hamilton (The Terminator)

Donald Sutherland/Julie Crystal (Don't Look Now)

Doug McKeon/Kelly Preston (Mischief)

Back Room Banging (Roadhouse)

Matt Dillon/Neve Campbell/Denise Richards (Wild Things)

Gina Gershon/Jennifer Tilly (Bound)

Malcolm McDowell (A Clockwork Orange)

Christian Bale (American Psycho)

Puppet Sex (Team America)



*discussion will be open until Friday, May 13th, on which date the polls will open and voting will be permitted. No spamming, no flaming.


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Absolutely the Terminator. Thats actually my go-to example when discussing the times when i dont mind a sex scene in a movie, because its used as a truly artistic device to ehance the intimacy between two characters, and the audience. Its really one of the only ones I could ever call touching or beautiful, and also advanced character development and story arc

Honorable Mention: Was I the only one who was all about Selene and Micheal finally getting it on in the second underworld? Seemed like it had really built over time, and once again, advanced the characters, and wasnt done in a gratuitous manner
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When I was writing this category up, I noticed that I had only nominated Russell Brand and Kristen Bell versus Mila Kunis and Jason Segal. To be fair, it was because I thought that I only got one nomination and I was working from memory alone. However, I am glad that we didn't have enough nominations to fill the category as it meant that I could do a little more research and add in some movies that would have been criminally overlooked.

The first of which being Christian Bale in American Psycho. We have all seen the part where Christian is having some “extracurricular fun” with a lady of the night and I am glad that I did not forget to put this scene in. It really tells a story about the character that Bale plays and what's more than this, is that it manages to do it whilst being completely light-hearted and wholly entertaining. Seeing Bale sweep his hair back and flex his muscles as he had his way with a lady of the night is one of the most entertaining scenes in cinema and I, for one, am glad that it was included. I would post it for everyone to see but I should be careful about what is posted in this category and so should everyone else. But take my advice, if you have not seen it, go and find it now.

The second scene I am glad was included is the Puppet Sex scene from Team America. I have never laughed so hard in all of my life than when I managed to see this scene a few years back. It is not that it is a sensual and deep meaning moment that makes it a great scene. Rather, it is that it is so awkwardly done and ridiculous, that you cannot help but be entertained by what you are seeing. Matt Stone and Trey Parker really hit the nail on the head with this scene and you have to think that it is because of their gusto and confidence with their puppets that the scene really manages to make you laugh. Not to mention the fact that it is blown up to ridiculous proprtions.

But I will be voting for Jason Biggs and Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie. I must admit, that when this movie came out, I was not a big fan. However, as I grew older into my teenage years, this movie seemed to be just what I was looking for. Shannon Elizabeth is damn fine and Jason Biggs is a lucky man to be put in that position. Hilarious from start to finish, the situation that frames the scene is just wonderful. How anyone can vote against this scene is utterly beyond me.
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Billy Bob Thornton/Halle Berry (Monster's Ball)

Not only was Halle Berry one of the most attractive women on the planet, but she gave a pretty solid performance. This scene was actually quite graphic, and realistic. It wasn't sappy and/or melodramatic, like sex scenes usually are. It wasn't falsely romantic. They were F******, plain and simple. Good stuff.
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It depends. If it was to be rough and just raw sex it would be Christian Bale in American Pyscho. All his sex scenes in that film are raw, animilistc and just plain dirty and showed how pyschotic Patrick Bateman could be, such as recording himself while listening to Phil Collins and mutilating women (rusty hangers, biting them etc)

Now if it was to be for a more sensual scene, it would be The Terminator, just because you could see the relationship between Sarah Conner and Kyle Reese develop over the movie, so the sex scene was only natural and helped add to the story.
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Most definetly Terminator, because it wasnt a sex scene that they just threw in for the fuck of it. It really added to the movie, added to the beauty of their relationship and was a truely emotional scene. That one beats all the other options by a long shot, that scene was one of the most important parts of the entire movie.

I would like to add that I believe that Titanic had a beautiful sex scene artistically, and that would be my number one right about Terminator. Also I would say the scene in The Departed deserves mentioning, I think think the combination of the the rain and the music choice made it beaitiful.
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I voted for Doug McKeon and Kelly Preston in Mischief during the nominee process, and I'm totally sticking with that vote.

First of all, when this movie was shot, Kelly Preston was perhaps the hottest chick on the planet. She was fucking GORGEOUS. I mean, she had it all... beautiful face, huge natural tits, and a nice ass. Everyone here has seen the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito movie, Twins, right? Well, Kelly Preston is the chick who played Arnie's main love interest in that movie, if you remember. Tell me she wasn't smoking hot back then...

Anyways, Mischief's problem is that it's not a very well known film. However, before voting, it won't take nothing but 15 seconds to find this if on Google, so do yourself a favor and do that after you read this post. If you do that, I think you'll come to agree that this should win this category

Now, the reason that is so is because as I stated above... Kelly Preston's hotness. And she was awesome enough to literally bare it ALL in this scene. No stupid camera angles to tease us... nope, we get to see Kelly Preston in all her glory. So, that's one. But for reason two this is a great scene is because it's one of only three scenes where I've seen a young man REALISTICALLY lose his virginity in film (the other two scenes being in The Wood and The Last American Virgin). And not only is it realistic, but it's a genuine funny little scene on top of that.

So, yeah... I know none of you have heard of Mischief. It's a fun little 80's teen comedy that I think most would enjoy; however, I'm not asking you to go watch the movie, just this scene before voting, because I'm sure if you do, that you'll end up agreeing that this is one of the best sex scenes in history, if not the best.
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While Im disapointed that my selection didnt make the cut, there are several good choices here. I may as well break all of them down.

A Clockwork Orange: Interesting choice. I thought this to be more of a graphic depiction of rape, which is about power more then the sex itself, but Malcolm McDowell was brilliant here. It's not something where Id consider anything as a great sex scene, just great cinema in getting over his sadistic character.

American Psycho: Again, very interesting. This was raw, brutal, violent sex that pushed the limits of the "R" rating, but it was perfect in getting over the Patrick Bateman character. But while it served a purpose, it's nothing I would look at and see as being an iconic scene.

Team America: This was fun, nothing more. Served no purpose whatsoever, other then the shock value it created. It was funny and creative, but not a great sex scene in any way.

Wild Things: Getting sex in the movie just for the purpose of getting sex in. The threesome was alot of fun, and the scenes in this movie pushed the limits between pornography and film. A great scene that was simply a celebration of the three getting away clean with the money from the settlement from Dillon being wrongfully confused, but lacking in substance.

Mischief: I cant really add much more to what JMT said about the movie or the scene except to say that if you havent seen this, or Twins, Kelly Preston is also John Travolta's wife. And they hold absolutely nothing back in making her look as amazing as she truly is. Either the pair was truly having sex there, or it was the greatest acting Ive ever seen. Despite Preston being fine and the scene being amazing, it was just a funny scene if anything in another teen comedy.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Id have preferred to see Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman take this spot, but anytime seeing the majority of the lovely Ms. Kunis is a great thing. Kirsten Bell's fake orgasms were funny and all, but I can't believe this made the cut with so many good ones left off.

Roadhouse: Its been so long since Ive seen the movie that it's hard for me to comment much.

500 Days of Summer: Ive never seen the movie.

Swimming Pool: Ive never seen the movie.

Dont Look Now: Ive never seen the movie.

Bound: A great movie with a great sex scene between two women having passionate, unashamed, sex. It's one of those movies though that while if someone reminds you of it, you'll look back at it fondly. But I never found it to be a scene that would pop into my memory immediately when thinking of great sex scenes.

American Pie: The scene was funny and Shannon Elizabeth was smoking hot as a foreign exchange student, but there was no payoff in terms of actual sex due to Jason Biggs' characters premature ejaculation issues. I wouldn't even consider this a sex scene, to be honest.

Monster's Ball: A sexual relationship that started out with rough, visceral sex, and eventually grew into a emotionlly onnection. It started as two people that are incredibly screwed up emotionally that just needed something to escape their pain, and they found it first in that incredible sex scene. It served a definitive purpose and was an integral part of the storyline. It would likely be my number #3 here.

Boogie Nights: Number 2, and it's close. In a movie about pornography, the only porno scene filmed in the movie is done so without any visuals, just facial expressions. But it featured the nervous first-timer in Mark Wahlberg, and the veteran in Julianne Moore. She tenderly lead him through the scene, which was a star making performance for Wahlberg's character. And all through some amazing facial expressions. An amazing scene that fit the purpose of the movie well.

Terminator: Im not a fan of sex just for the sake of getting a gratuitous scene on film, and this was the exact opposite. The initial scene between Kyle and Sara when he shows her a picture of her son John, and talks about how hes been in love with her for a long time. The later reveal of John being Kyle's son was fantastic from a story standpoint, and amongst the choices here, is # 1 to me. Everything about it made sense and there was good chemistry as well between Linda Hamilton and Michael Beigh.

In the end, there were several good choices, but only two stood out to me as great. I loved the scene in Boogie Nights, but there was so much other casual sex in the movie that it possibly overshadowed the scene. It may have made it stand out more- it did to me- but it was a movie about porn at the end of the day. Terminator's scene was more visceral as it between two people who were truly in love, had great chemistry, and said scene is in essence solely responsible for the continuation of the Terminator franchise. Terminator gets my vote in the end.
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I don't get this "meaningful" argument that's being made for The Terminator.

Listen, The Terminator is an absolute classic film with or without that sex scene. They didn't have to show anything from it (just give the notion that the two made love) and the film would have remained just as good.

Now, you look at a movie like Mischief... the sex scene nominated absolutely makes the movie what it is. Mischief is a decent little movie, don't get me wrong, but that sex scene alone is THE reason to ever sit through it.

Those are the kind of sex scenes that should be voted for... not this "meaningful" crap. American Pie, for example, is not American Pie without the Shannon Elizabeth/Jason Biggs sex scene. That entire movie was built around that one scene alone, and it drew just because of that. Monster's Ball is the other movie on the list I would put in this category. Without that sex scene with Halle Berry... the movie is complete crap and it doesn't win any awards or gets anywhere near the recognition it got. Period.

Now, out of those three, I still implore people to go with Mischief, just based off the fact that Kelly Preston was ten times hotter than Shannon Elizabeth and Halle Berry, which ultimately makes her sex scene the best, lol.
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I don't get this "meaningful" argument that's being made for The Terminator.

Listen, The Terminator is an absolute classic film with or without that sex scene. They didn't have to show anything from it (just give the notion that the two made love) and the film would have remained just as good.

Now, you look at a movie like Mischief... the sex scene nominated absolutely makes the movie what it is. Mischief is a decent little movie, don't get me wrong, but that sex scene alone is THE reason to ever sit through it.

Those are the kind of sex scenes that should be voted for... not this "meaningful" crap. American Pie, for example, is not American Pie without the Shannon Elizabeth/Jason Biggs sex scene. That entire movie was built around that one scene alone, and it drew just because of that. Monster's Ball is the other movie on the list I would put in this category. Without that sex scene with Halle Berry... the movie is complete crap and it doesn't win any awards or gets anywhere near the recognition it got. Period.

Now, out of those three, I still implore people to go with Mischief, just based off the fact that Kelly Preston was ten times hotter than Shannon Elizabeth and Halle Berry, which ultimately makes her sex scene the best, lol.
No one's going to vote for Mischief for two reasons. Here they are:

1) The movie's a piece of shit.

2) Kelly Preston took her tits out twice in 1985. Unfortunately for Mischief, the film she happened to take her tits out in was Secret Admirer, a funnier and much more enjoyable teen romcom.
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