Fresh Prince Theme But Different (Not For The Easily Offended)

[Y 2 Jake]

Chris Benoit style. Stolen from another site.


In the fields of Canada, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
When I lost my iPod, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"

I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!

I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

[Uncle Sam]

I like it. If you tried to perform it though, it wouldn't flow. Yo!

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

[Y 2 Jake]

Im my head: Funny.

Rapping to your homies: Failure.

[LipstickAndBruises]

I laughed at the second verse....then hated myself for a second for laughing....then I laughed at that.

[justinsayne]

Funny, in a disturbing sort a way, but still funny non the less

[FunkyAAF]

hilarious

[TheRealLionheart089]

lol this is hilarious, what site did u get this from?

[Markie C]

lawl funny, i wish i was not laughing but o well.

[Derf]

Holy Crap thats great! If anyone ever see's a video of this on Youtube or anything, send a link, Aight? I'm gonna go look for it right now.

And yes, I'm ashamed of myself.

[Slyfox696]

Amazing.

The best part is how it follows along the theme of most rap music! Drugs, swearing, violence, killing people.

This song could be a number 1 chart topper.

Hilarious stuff.