Stupid Storylines You Loved

[BigDaddyKewl]

I think the Lita carrying Kane's love child was pretty funny. Kane black maled Lita to get her to sleep with him and impregnates her. Hes forces her to marry him after beating Matt Hardy at Summerslam. Then she ends up having a miss carriage after Gene Snitsky hit Kane with a chair causing him to fall on Lita. This storyline made for some entertaining segments like the Kane/Lita wedding and Kane being in the hospital with Lita. He also had some good feuds with Hardy and Snitsky and eventually Edge along the way.

[info62]

Originally Posted by ShinobiMusashi

Undertaker vs Undertaker.

Undertaker vs Giant Gonzalez

Undertaker wearing Phantom of the Opera mask due to broken face

I remember I was a bit young when this happened, and I was a strait up mark for it. I've grown up a huge horror/sci-fi fan, so I was a huge mark for pretty much anything WWE ever did with the Taker character. I always loved seeing this character vanquish all of these bazaar, gigantic, freak monsters. No doubt these were all terrible matches and storylines, but I still love it.

I was just recently watching the Undertaker vs Undertaker storyline on youtube, I really enjoyed this as well. Like you, I enjoyed almost all of Undertaker's storylines that I've seen, despite that some people say they get repetitive.

Another one I really enjoyed that was incredibly stupid, pretty short-lived, and extremely pointless was Colin Delaney's heel turn on WWECW.

How stupid was this. A little jobber shrimp who gets beat up every night and pummeled until Tommy Dreamer sticks up for him. And then Colin repays Dreamer by immediately teaming up with the very guys who were pummeling him and they all attack Dreamer

Delaney was way too small to have any credibility and needless to say did not have "the look", but he was getting decent crowd pops anyway, and it was like WWE decided "fuck it, it's not like we can do anything else with him, and nobody watches this show anyway, turn him heel". And I loved it for that.

I also really got a kick out of Hawkins & Ryder being "Edgeheads." That was just stupid and funny.

[Macho Machismo]

Mr. McMahon revealed as The Greater Power. I'm sure there could've been better candidates, but I didn't have a problem with it being Vince either. All it did was just show that Vince was even more evil and ruthless than everyone thought, that he would've done anything to try and destroy Austin, which was the whole point of their feud. There are tons of movies and TV shows out there which people love that have similar storylines where some good guy turns out to be the main antagonist after terrorizing his own family & friends just to set up the main protagonist, I didn't see The Greater Power storyline as any different to them. Plus I've been on other forums and seen other people's suggestions for who it should've been instead and I don't think they could've booked the storyline any better than WWE did.

And I also liked the Blood Runs Cold storyline that justxyank mentioned, I'm a big fan of Mortal Kombat so I found that one fun too.

[Just Do It]

Dawn Marie / Torrie Wilson / Al Wilson. I remember forum mongloids crying at the time, but I saw it as an oppertunity to grab a lot of tissues. End of the day it was fun, today's boring product could do with a little of the obsurdity.

[hatehabsforever]

One storyline I thought of was potentially stupid, but due to circumstances, never got off the ground. I'm referring to the exploding limo and who killed Vince storyline. For obvious reasons, kayfabe got eliminated here and the storyline had to abruptly end before it even really started, but had that storyline been allowed to get going, I think it had potential to be interesting, even though it is universally despised here on these forums.

[Dyscord]

Originally Posted by justtxyank

Blood Runs Cold.

This was basically mortal combat in WCW with the debut of Glacier and Mortis. It wasn't awesome or anything, but I dug Glacier. He was a stupid character, but it was fun.

They hyped Glacier to the moon. I dug him too. The amusing thing is that everyone in that storyline got over in some way except for Glacier. Wraith became part of Kronik, Mortis became Kanyon, and The Cat...well I don't think I need to say anything more about that.

[George Steele's Barber]

Zombie Mr. Hughes was something that I wanted to see develop. He just kept getting up after chair shots and beat downs except more like a zombie keeps getting up as opposed to a super hero. I'm not sure where they were going with the story. I think it just disappeared.

[bxbigshow]

I loved Jesse & Festus, but I wish they did more with the ring bell. Like a heel team would run to the table, ring the bell, jump Festus. Then Jesse would ring the bell, Festus cleans house.

For comedy's sake you could've "round robin'd" the two and kept it going! If that team was around today it would make a very funny "Saturday Morning Slam" Main Event....

[berlinbrawler]

I have a soft spot for Kane's last feud with Edge, when Edge abducted Paul Bearer.

It was some of the worst written trash TV of all time, Kane running around going "PAUL! PAUL! PAUUUUUL!" and Bearer going "KAAAAANE! KANE! KANE!" in return for what seemed like the entire duration of several Smackdown broadcasts until that feud mercifully ended.

It was so abysmally bad that my buddy and I got a perverse pleasure from imitating it. To this day when we call each other on the phone we imitate it...

[xavyer]

I would probably got to go with how Mick Foley and the Rock forming the Rock and Sock connection, Foley idolizing the Rock and the Rock not wanting to have anything to do with Foley, and also another one about Mick Foley, how he was trying to get Stephany McMahon to like him, at the time she was mannaging Kurt Angle, and one day Foley was saying that if she liked guys with medalshe had two, one that he won in a pie eating contest, and i don't remember how he said that he won the other one, i remember that as dumb i thought it sounded, i started to like that one, and onother one that i thought was a little weird per say when Vince McMahon had Linda all medicated and in a wheel chair, that one also kind of grew on me........