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Old 03-08-2018, 01:32 PM
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*Justin and Donald are standing in the living room of their apartment*

Justin: THIS TIME YOU'VE DONE IT DONALD! THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!

Donald: DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE WITH ME! IT HURTS MY EARS!

Justin: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU DID!

Donald: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU PATHETIC TWAT!?

Justin: I HAVE SOMETHING MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE PLANNED FOR THIS CIRCUMSTANCE!

Donald: I'D LOVE TO HEAR WHAT THAT IS! No, wait...

Justin: I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THE SUPREME COURT!

Donald: The Supreme Court of Mexico? Are you serious!?

Justin: DON'T MISINTERPRET ME! I SAID THE SUPREME COURT! NOT THE SUPREME COURT!?

Donald: What in God's name is happening right now?

*time passes and Donald follows Justin to an old RV parked behind the apartment complex where Justin knocks on the door of the RV, and after a while an African American man in a bathrobe answers*

Justin: Mr. Supreme Court.

Supreme Court: The correct verbiage would be Mr. Court, as Supreme is my first name.

Donald: Your name is Supreme Court?

Supreme Court: Correct, and you are addressing the Supreme Court as there are none other with that name.

Justin: Mr. Court, I have an issue that demands an arbitration judge of your stature.

Supreme Court: Hmm, yes. I imagine that this must be a very monumentous concern of yours to request my expert analysis.

*Justin noticeably cringes*

Donald: What the fuck is the matter Justin? Do you not value the analysis of Supreme Court?

Justin: Can we please not use words that reference the butt, or contain any butt related words?

Supreme Court: Hmm, it seems that butts make the honorable Mr. Trudeau uncomfortable. Until further notices we must not reference these terms until absolutely necessary.

Donald: Fine by me, let's do this.

*Supreme Court leads Justin and Donald into his cramped RV and they sit on a sofa while Supreme Court sits in a provocative manner on a swivel chair in the middle of the room.*

Justin: I hope you have a good counsel Donald, because my lawyer is none other than Marcia Clark.

*the door to the RV flies open and Marcia Clark enters wearing business attire and stands beside Justin*

Marcia: Welcome to Hell Donald.

Justin: Yeah!

Marcia: Your ass is grass you bitch!

Justin: Ah, no. Donald is not a bitch, he's my friend. And please don't refer to his ass.

Donald: You heard the woman. Lay off me Marcia.

Marcia: Hey, fuck you! Who is your stupid lawyer anyway?

Donald: He's on his way.

*A man rushes in wearing a business suit*

Donald: Ladies and Mr. Court, my lawyer is none other than Reginald D. Butts.

Supreme Court: Hmm, I am deeply honored by the presence of a lawyer of Mr. Butts' renown.

*Justin cringes*

Marcia: REGGIE!?

Reginald: MARCIA!?

Donald: Stop shouting.

Supreme Court: I sense that the lawyers present are surprised at their presence at this present time.

Reginald: I'll say, Marcia is my ex-wife!

Donald: Justin, you're a bitch! You hired Butts' ex without telling me!?

*Justin cringes harder*

Marcia: It's true, I am Butts' ex. But being Butts' ex won't effect my disciplined approach to this case.

*Justin cringes harderer*

Reginald: I don't want Marcia stigmatized as being Butts' ex. I want the world to know that there's no shame in being Butts' ex.

Justin: STOP TALKING ABOUT BUTTSEX!

Supreme Court: Mr. Trudeau, it appears that you take issue with Mr. Butts' ex being in your presence, and yet you hired her.

Justin: Please, don't say buttsex anymore. I don't like imagining sex with butts involved.

Donald: We're not talking about buttsex you stupid pervert. We're talking about your lawyer, who I'm offended is Butts' ex.

Reginald: My ex-wife is a terrific lawyer, and I won't have Justin mocking her for being recognized by some as Butts' ex.

Supreme Court: Mr. Trudeau, for this case to proceed you will need to give a sincere apology to Butts' ex for your behavior.

*Justin sighs*

Justin: Ms. Clark...

Marcia: In respect to my ex-husband's stature, I would prefer that you recognize me as Butts' ex from here on.

*Justin cringes harder than before*

Supreme Court: You will be held in contempt of Supreme Court's Supreme Court if you do not apologize this instant.

Justin: Butts'... ex.

Donald: Say it right you fucking idiot.

Justin: Butts' ex, I apologize.

Marcia: Thank you Justin, now just what in the fuck is this case about? I haven't been briefed.

Reginald: Neither have I!

Supreme Court: I too am without a brief, in the sense of a briefing of the case at hand and underneath my flowing bathrobe.

*Supreme Court puts his leg up to sit more comfortably, causing all except for Justin to cringe*

Justin: Watch this.

*Justin holds his hand up as if to offer a high five, Donald looks and high fives him*

Justin: Oh, you didn't do that earlier.

Donald: I literally have no idea what happened two minutes ago. Why are we here?
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