Let's cut the crap people. The Devil is real and he's actively trying to ruin our lives with his tedious questions and procedures for obtaining eyewear.
I SAW HIM! Dammit, he ran away again. No wait, there he is! And there, and there, and there, and... uh oh. In-vitro fertilization strikes again.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - Hamlet