Misery is bliss, in that true happiness lies in one's ability to make lemonade from the lemons that God gave them and drink the concoction only to imagine that one is Phyllis Diller talking to a giant anthropomorphic dog named after the onomatopoeia for vomit.
FUCK YOU ROWLF! Son of a bitching dog wants to rip on Phyllis Diller like that. Maybe if he believed in himself more often, he wouldn't be such a vermicious knid. Don't ever be negative, try everything, and one day you'll be God over everyone and everything and you'll finally have the opportunity to get revenge on your childhood bullies by posting an excessively long sketch comedy video and introductory post regarding that video on a pro-wrestling forum!
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - Hamlet