*Donald Trump stops by a local Mexican barbershop, takes a number and sits down.*
Donald: I shouldn't have waited so long, this hair is out of control.
*Vladimir Putin leans over as he's sitting in the seat that's next to the seat that's next to Donald Trump's seat.*
Vladimir: Donald, is that you?
Donald: Oh hey Vlad. Yeah, I've been needing this.
Vladimir: What are you here for? I thought that you wore toupee.
Donald: What am I here for? You're bald!
*Vladimir nervously looks back and forth.*
Vladimir: I have some hair, which I like to comb over. Where is your little friend Justin?
Donald: He's sitting right next to you.
*Justin turns and smiles at Vladimir, who is startled to see that Justin had been sitting in-between himself and Donald the entire time.*
Justin: Hello Mr. Putin, it's great to see you.
*Vlad freezes in horror*
Justin: I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry for earlier, I don't know what...
Donald: Shut the fuck up Justin.
Vladimir: Are you not bald Donald?
Donald: Would you like to tug on my hair?
*Donald leans his head over Justin's lap, and Vladimir pulls a handful of hair so hard it rips off of Donald's scalp.*
Donald: OUCH! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*Donald throws a punch at Vladimir while still sitting, which is easily swatted away by Justin.*
Vladimir: YOU ARE SON OF BITCH!
*Vladimir throws a punch at Donald while still sitting, which is easily swatted away by Justin."
Justin: My friends, you're making the other customers uncomfortable!
Vladimir: Kiss my ass!
Donald: Yeah, kiss both of our asses. Who the hell do you think you are?
Justin: I was just...
Vladimir: You are numbskull!
*The barber calls to Vladimir and motions for him to take a seat in the barber's chair*
Vladimir: You are very lucky man.
*Vladimir sits in the barber's chair, where the confused barber scans his head trying to find any hair left to cut.*
Donald: Is that Richard Simmons?
*Justin turns his head excitedly, only to have Donald hit him over the back of the head*
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - Hamlet