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Old 06-02-2017, 10:40 AM
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*Donald Trump stops by a local Mexican barbershop, takes a number and sits down.*

Donald: I shouldn't have waited so long, this hair is out of control.

*Vladimir Putin leans over as he's sitting in the seat that's next to the seat that's next to Donald Trump's seat.*

Vladimir: Donald, is that you?

Donald: Oh hey Vlad. Yeah, I've been needing this.

Vladimir: What are you here for? I thought that you wore toupee.

Donald: What am I here for? You're bald!

*Vladimir nervously looks back and forth.*

Vladimir: I have some hair, which I like to comb over. Where is your little friend Justin?

Donald: He's sitting right next to you.

*Justin turns and smiles at Vladimir, who is startled to see that Justin had been sitting in-between himself and Donald the entire time.*

Justin: Hello Mr. Putin, it's great to see you.

*Vlad freezes in horror*

Justin: I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry for earlier, I don't know what...

Donald: Shut the fuck up Justin.

Vladimir: Are you not bald Donald?

Donald: Would you like to tug on my hair?

*Donald leans his head over Justin's lap, and Vladimir pulls a handful of hair so hard it rips off of Donald's scalp.*

Donald: OUCH! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

*Donald throws a punch at Vladimir while still sitting, which is easily swatted away by Justin.*

Vladimir: YOU ARE SON OF BITCH!

*Vladimir throws a punch at Donald while still sitting, which is easily swatted away by Justin."

Justin: My friends, you're making the other customers uncomfortable!

Vladimir: Kiss my ass!

Donald: Yeah, kiss both of our asses. Who the hell do you think you are?

Justin: I was just...

Vladimir: You are numbskull!

*The barber calls to Vladimir and motions for him to take a seat in the barber's chair*

Barber: Senor!

Vladimir: You are very lucky man.

*Vladimir sits in the barber's chair, where the confused barber scans his head trying to find any hair left to cut.*

Donald: Is that Richard Simmons?

*Justin turns his head excitedly, only to have Donald hit him over the back of the head*
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