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Old 04-22-2017, 10:21 AM
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*Donald Trump wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings on a metal slab while wearing a white suit and tie. Futuristic electronic panels display unfamiliar symbols line the walls.*

Donald: Thank God, for a second there I thought I was at home.

*One panel on the wall explodes off the wall, and from the smoke Steve Bannon emerges wearing a Darth Vader costume without the helmet*

Steve: Hello Donald.

Donald: Why did you blow up that panel Steve?

Steve: We... built this room, and the entire space ship, around you.

Donald: Oh. That was pretty stupid.

Steve: No Donald, what's stupid is that you thought that I was your friend Steve Bannon this entire time.

Donald: Are you really Rosie O'Donnell?

*Rosie O'Donnell enters the room wearing a Darth Vader costume without the helmet*

Rosie: Where in the Hell am I?

Donald: Hell, apparently.

Steve: I'm not Steve Bannon of Earth, I'm Steven Bannon of The Galactic Federation.

Donald: Didn't I fire you?

Rosie: Why did the Galactic Federation kidnap us?

Steve: The Galactic Federation annihilated beings from the other planets so that Lord Xenu could avoid a coup, and now it's apparent that he went a little overboard with that. I'm the new Lord of the Galaxy, and I need you two to make a baby.

Donald: Make a what now?

Rosie: Good one Steve.

Steve: We need more human beings throughout the Milky Way, the Vogon's are taking over and...

Donald: You're serious!?

Rosie: Why did you pick two people who hate each other!?

Steve: We don't really know how this works anymore, so I picked two people who have a lot of passion for each other.

Donald: Doesn't it take a long time to make a baby?

Rosie: You expect me to carry an abomination spawned by that thing for nine freakin' months!?

*Steve shows a look of surprise*

Donald: Don't you have kids?

Steve: I barely even knew that I had a wife most of the time, being leader of the Galactic Federation kept me busy.

Rosie: With you as leader of the Galactic Federation, humanity is screwed.

Donald: Seriously, couldn't you have gotten me a supermodel?

Steve: We decided that someone with wide hips would be ideal, so we figured the wider the better.

Rosie: Sound logic, but sex is about love Steve.

*Steve and Donald both turn and look at Rosie with looks of disbelief*

Steve: I'll take you both back and...

*Suddenly another panel explodes off the wall and several women enter the room wielding phasers while wearing short skirts which indicate that they're Star Fleet officers*

Donald: Now that's what I'm talking about, humanity is saved.

*Justin Trudeau enters the room wearing a multicolored leotard uniform which indicates that he's a Star Fleet Admiral*

Donald: Nevermind.

Justin: Admiral Justin Trudeau, Kolob Starfleet officer, celebrating Kolob Day by...

Steve: This is a Galactic Federation ship, you have no right.

Justin: I forgot what I was talking about.

Rosie: Something about Kolob day.

Donald: I was just about to get laid Justin.

Justin: Oh yeah, Donald doesn't have to repopulate The Milky Way because I already did.

Rosie: Oh thank God.

Donald: I don't want to remember this, do you have one of those devices that erases memory?

*Steve pulls out a small rod*

Steve: You mean one of... OH SHIT!

*Steve drops his memory erasing device causing it to explode with a bright flash*

Donald: Who am I?

Rosie: What in the Hell is going on!?

Steve: Which one of you kidnapped me!?

Justin: Duhhhhh.
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