*Donald Trump wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings on a metal slab while wearing a white suit and tie. Futuristic electronic panels display unfamiliar symbols line the walls.*
Donald: Thank God, for a second there I thought I was at home.
*One panel on the wall explodes off the wall, and from the smoke Steve Bannon emerges wearing a Darth Vader costume without the helmet*
Steve: Hello Donald.
Donald: Why did you blow up that panel Steve?
Steve: We... built this room, and the entire space ship, around you.
Donald: Oh. That was pretty stupid.
Steve: No Donald, what's stupid is that you thought that I was your friend Steve Bannon this entire time.
Donald: Are you really Rosie O'Donnell?
*Rosie O'Donnell enters the room wearing a Darth Vader costume without the helmet*
Rosie: Where in the Hell am I?
Donald: Hell, apparently.
Steve: I'm not Steve Bannon of Earth, I'm Steven Bannon of The Galactic Federation.
Donald: Didn't I fire you?
Rosie: Why did the Galactic Federation kidnap us?
Steve: The Galactic Federation annihilated beings from the other planets so that Lord Xenu could avoid a coup, and now it's apparent that he went a little overboard with that. I'm the new Lord of the Galaxy, and I need you two to make a baby.
Donald: Make a what now?
Rosie: Good one Steve.
Steve: We need more human beings throughout the Milky Way, the Vogon's are taking over and...
Donald: You're serious!?
Rosie: Why did you pick two people who hate each other!?
Steve: We don't really know how this works anymore, so I picked two people who have a lot of passion for each other.
Donald: Doesn't it take a long time to make a baby?
Rosie: You expect me to carry an abomination spawned by that thing for nine freakin' months!?
*Steve shows a look of surprise*
Donald: Don't you have kids?
Steve: I barely even knew that I had a wife most of the time, being leader of the Galactic Federation kept me busy.
Rosie: With you as leader of the Galactic Federation, humanity is screwed.
Donald: Seriously, couldn't you have gotten me a supermodel?
Steve: We decided that someone with wide hips would be ideal, so we figured the wider the better.
Rosie: Sound logic, but sex is about love Steve.
*Steve and Donald both turn and look at Rosie with looks of disbelief*
Steve: I'll take you both back and...
*Suddenly another panel explodes off the wall and several women enter the room wielding phasers while wearing short skirts which indicate that they're Star Fleet officers*
Donald: Now that's what I'm talking about, humanity is saved.
*Justin Trudeau enters the room wearing a multicolored leotard uniform which indicates that he's a Star Fleet Admiral*
Justin: Admiral Justin Trudeau, Kolob Starfleet officer, celebrating Kolob Day by...
Steve: This is a Galactic Federation ship, you have no right.
Justin: I forgot what I was talking about.
Rosie: Something about Kolob day.
Donald: I was just about to get laid Justin.
Justin: Oh yeah, Donald doesn't have to repopulate The Milky Way because I already did.
Rosie: Oh thank God.
Donald: I don't want to remember this, do you have one of those devices that erases memory?
*Steve pulls out a small rod*
Steve: You mean one of... OH SHIT!
*Steve drops his memory erasing device causing it to explode with a bright flash*
Donald: Who am I?
Rosie: What in the Hell is going on!?
Steve: Which one of you kidnapped me!?
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - Hamlet