*scene opens to show Donald driving a 1972 AMC Gremlin with El Chapo in the passenger's seat and Justin Trudeau sitting in the middle of the backseat*
Donald: How did I end up here?
El Chapo: You saw the err of your ways and chose to be virtuous unto your...
Donald: Fine, whatever. I must have blacked out from being so drunk.
Justin: Do you remember the way to the Lighthouse Church?
Donald: I have no idea what I'm doing right now.
El Chapo: You just need to get on the 180 main.
Donald: Who's talking!?
*suddenly Donald is nearly side-swiped and cut off by a BMW*
Donald: Oh Hell no!
*Donald floors the gas pedal and chases after the speeding motorist*
Justin: You're not mentally equipped to perform a citizen's arrest at the moment Donald!
El Chapo: I got his plate number, we'll report him later!
Donald: Shut up! Nobody disses Donald Trump!
*Donald recklessly speeds after the motorist who had upset him until the two cars stop in a Walmart parking lot*
El Chapo: You really need to mellow out main.
Donald: I'll mellow his out!
*Donald throws open the car door and storms toward the BMW*
Donald: Why don't you say that to my face bitch!?
*The driver's door for the BMW opens slightly, only to be pushed shut by Donald*
Donald: What's that!? Your mom's a cow!? What!?
*The door is forced open, and an angry Kim Jong Un steps out*
Kim: YOU SHOULD NOT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER!
*El Chapo exits the gremlin and Justin frantically manages to squeeze out of a tight gap as the gremlin has no passenger doors, as he does his sister Sarah steps out of the BMW*
Donald: Is that your mother!? You must have been a terrible birth!
Kim: THAT IS MY NEW WIFE!
El Chapo: Please keep your voice down main, I'm a Mormon.
Kim: MORMON!? TELL YOUR WIVES TO BEHAVE!
Justin: I'm not his wife, I'm your new brother!
Sarah: Oh God, I came to Mexico to get away from my family and this happens.
*Donald violently pushes Kim Jong Un, causing him to fall onto the hood of the BMW*
Kim: I AM GOING TO KICK ALL YOUR ASSES! EXCEPT YOURS DEAR!
Donald: Why are you defending her!? She started it!
Justin: Don't you speak to my dear sister that way!
Sarah: Shut up Justin.
El Chapo: Can we just talk about this main!?
Donald: We're don't talking, now I'm pushing.
*Donald pushes Kim Jong Un a second time, and is promptly punched in the face by Sarah Trudeau*
Donald: What the hell was that for!?
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - Hamlet