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Old 02-28-2017, 10:50 AM
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*scene opens to show Donald driving a 1972 AMC Gremlin with El Chapo in the passenger's seat and Justin Trudeau sitting in the middle of the backseat*

Donald: How did I end up here?

El Chapo: You saw the err of your ways and chose to be virtuous unto your...

Donald: Fine, whatever. I must have blacked out from being so drunk.

Justin: Do you remember the way to the Lighthouse Church?

Donald: I have no idea what I'm doing right now.

El Chapo: You just need to get on the 180 main.

Donald: Who's talking!?

*suddenly Donald is nearly side-swiped and cut off by a BMW*

Donald: Oh Hell no!

*Donald floors the gas pedal and chases after the speeding motorist*

Justin: You're not mentally equipped to perform a citizen's arrest at the moment Donald!

El Chapo: I got his plate number, we'll report him later!

Donald: Shut up! Nobody disses Donald Trump!

*Donald recklessly speeds after the motorist who had upset him until the two cars stop in a Walmart parking lot*

El Chapo: You really need to mellow out main.

Donald: I'll mellow his out!

*Donald throws open the car door and storms toward the BMW*

Donald: Why don't you say that to my face bitch!?

*The driver's door for the BMW opens slightly, only to be pushed shut by Donald*

Donald: What's that!? Your mom's a cow!? What!?

*The door is forced open, and an angry Kim Jong Un steps out*

Kim: YOU SHOULD NOT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER!

*El Chapo exits the gremlin and Justin frantically manages to squeeze out of a tight gap as the gremlin has no passenger doors, as he does his sister Sarah steps out of the BMW*

Donald: Is that your mother!? You must have been a terrible birth!

Kim: THAT IS MY NEW WIFE!

El Chapo: Please keep your voice down main, I'm a Mormon.

Kim: MORMON!? TELL YOUR WIVES TO BEHAVE!

Justin: I'm not his wife, I'm your new brother!

Sarah: Oh God, I came to Mexico to get away from my family and this happens.

*Donald violently pushes Kim Jong Un, causing him to fall onto the hood of the BMW*

Kim: I AM GOING TO KICK ALL YOUR ASSES! EXCEPT YOURS DEAR!

Donald: Why are you defending her!? She started it!

Justin: Don't you speak to my dear sister that way!

Sarah: Shut up Justin.

El Chapo: Can we just talk about this main!?

Donald: We're don't talking, now I'm pushing.

*Donald pushes Kim Jong Un a second time, and is promptly punched in the face by Sarah Trudeau*

Donald: What the hell was that for!?
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