The Odd Couple (of former heads of state)
On November 13th 2018, Justin Trudeau was asked to remove himself from his nation of residence. That request came from his constituents. Deep down, he knew they were right, but he also knew that someday he would return to them.
With nowhere else to go, he traveled to Mexico and appears at the apartment of his friend Donald Trump. Several months earlier, Donald Trump's constituency had thrown him out, requesting that he never return.
Can two deported former heads of state share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
*scene opens with Justin in the living room frantically trying to tie his tie while also fixing his bed hair*
Justin: Are you almost ready Donald?
Donald: Maybe, I don't know.
*Justin sighs with frustration and pulls his tie loose to start over with tying it*
Justin: What do you mean you don't know!?
*Donald is shown sitting on the sofa wearing a wife-beater and boxer shorts, watching a Mexican soap opera*
Donald: I'm sorry, I should have said that I didn't care.
Justin: I need you to drive me to my sister's wedding.
Donald: You drive! You can drive!
Justin: Mexican roads make me nervous, we went through this last night.
*suddenly the doorbell rings*
Justin: Can you get that?
Donald: No, I have a guy for that. Go get the fucking door Justin.
*Justin angrily opens the door, and his expression changes to one of horror*
El Chapo: Prime Minister Trudeau!
*El Chapo embraces Justin Trudeau in a warm hug*
Donald: Oh good, some garbage just blew in.
*El Chapo releases Justin*
Justin: I don't understand, why are you here Mr. Chapo?
*El Chapo opens his mouth to speak, but is interrupted by Donald*
Donald: He found religion or some stupid garbage. Either way, he's lucky I'm too busy watching Sortilegio to kick his ass.
El Chapo: I have converted to Mormonism, and I am a much happier person.
Justin: That's wonderful!
Donald: Yeah, he's afraid of coffee now.
Justin: Can you give me a ride to my sister's wedding please?
El Chapo: I suppose I can, but why can't Donald..
Donald: Because that's what morons named El Chapo are for.
Justin: He's just a little cranky since being impeached, and deported.
Donald: And your sister is a cow.
Justin: My sister isn't a cow Donald, and she didn't appreciate the gift you sent to her.
Donald: It was clearly marked as a back massager.
Justin: You didn't have to say that it was from me!
Donald: Sorry, I was just trying to upset her for being a stupid cow.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - Hamlet