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My dad and I have been working on, and bonding over, an online wrestling simulation game called Chaos Wrestling. I’ve always been an avid wrestling fan, and my dad has, on and off, been interested in web development as a hobby. Almost 15 years ago, we came up with this idea for a game where...

I went to a house show yesterday and they put out a pretty shitty card. It was still fun, but they were definitely putting lesser talent out. We had Natayla vs. Brie Bella, Prime Time Players vs. Shield, Hawkings vs. Ryder, Fandango vs. Miz, RVD vs. Heath Slater, Ryback vs. Santino, Antonio...

Okay.

If somebody can photoshop Swagger's face onto this I'll love you forever.

Well, Swagger's out. Expect to see him in Aces & Eights in a couple months. What a stupid, stupid man. He was finally handed a great gimmick, manager, and storyline - and now he's gone and fucked it up. Not only that, he also put a lot of people in harm's way potentially. It should be...

Tequila Dave Thank you.

Fuck off.

At what age is someone ineligible to be a world champion? Again, this is wrestling, and I'm sure Hogan can be booked to win the championship convincingly. He's Hulk fucking Hogan. And while he may not be a big draw by WWE's standards, I don't think I'm wrong in thinking people would pay/tune in...

I don't really know where I go from here.

Heel. Brits are always heels.

1. Raven 2. Dreamer 3. Whoever taught you spelling In an industry such as professional wrestling, hell, any industry really, I measure success by career earnings. Taking that into consideration, I'm guessing Raven is more successful. He bounced around the three big companies in the 90s...

Well it sounds silly saying SixMovesOfDoom is a cunt when I could say Dave is, or whatever your name is.

Slow down. Take a deep breath. Retake your primary school English class. With a different teacher.

1. This thread.

Wait, whose been saying the first thing? Also, pretty crappy idea. Managers are for A) getting someone when they can't do it themselves and B) acting as a mouthpiece. Considering Ryback's doing pretty well and Goldberg is hardly the promo king, this is, quite frankly, a shit idea. Also, it...