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Happy May the 19th!!!

PaperGhostopolis — Sun, 19 May 2013 08:11:32 GMT

Go chokeslam a stranger!

Langston Is A Brony

KJ — Sun, 19 May 2013 07:58:14 GMT

http://www.wwe.com/videos/big-e-lang...7-201-26115991

I absolutely love the man's delivery.

Jake Roberts Sings The Seventh Inning Stretch

Mr. J. O'Material — Sun, 19 May 2013 02:28:51 GMT

I know some may be tired of running Jake victory laps, and I'm sure some people will be skeptical.

But it is so great to see him doing well, and having fun

TNA boss Dixie Carter: 'I'm open to WWE crossover event'

Martin Gabriel — Fri, 17 May 2013 22:09:01 GMT

Quote:

TNA Wrestling President Dixie Carter has told Digital Spy that she is open to the idea of a WWE/TNA crossover event, where the two rival organisations have their stars go head-to-head.

Carter, who has visited the UK to promote TNA's 2014 British tour, said that she enjoys the rivalry with WWE, arguing that it benefits both companies and - most importantly - the fans.

That would be awesome.

WWE Hypothetical

scottyshowman82 — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:23:09 GMT

All these talks of injuries and card replacements. I think that if one guy goes down it's always an opportunity to make a new star. So this thread is a 2 parter.

One: Name the top 20 guys in the WWE. And let's pretend in some crazy twist of fate they all got injured, retired, went to make movies or something eles to take them away from the business.

Two: Who would you push to take their spots?

Let me give this a go...

1.John Cena
2.CM Punk
3.Triple H
4.Sheamus
5.Randy Orton
6.Undertaker
7.Brock Lesnar
8.Ryback
9.Dolph Ziggler
10.Alberto Del Rio
11.Jack Swagger
12.Mark Henry
13.Big Show
14.Chris Jericho
15.Kane
16.Daniel Byran
17.Dean Ambrose
18.Kofi Kingston
19.Roman Reigns
20.Seth Rolins

Ok that is a crap load of guys that's Cena, Sheamus, Orton, there goes your three top fan favourites, Cena also being the world champion. Ryback the #1 contender would also be gone. Triple H and Lesnar there goes your Extreme Rules steel cage match. The entire Shield is gone. Your entire current world Heavyweight title picture obliterated and obviously your world champ out similar to unfortunate real life circumstances. Kofi Kingston the US Champ would also be out. But that's beauty of wrestling you make new stars. It's maybe a bad comparison but it's almost like a mafia criminal organization totem pole when the top guy gets wacked another head grows to take his place. So the next 5 guys on my list would in this order...
Fandango, Big E. Langston, Damien Sandow, Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett all these guys would have to step up and I believe Vince would have them step up. I also think Vince would ask more of the Miz. Sadly I think Zack Ryder would still in the same place he is now and someone from NXT like a Bo Dallas or Kassius Ohno would jump past him. Maybe Vince would give Ryder a break and let him compete for one of the secondary titles.

Speaking of the secondary belts, filling in the United States Title would be my top priority with Kofi Kingston being out. I would want to get that title filled in as quickly as possible and maybe do a battle royal type deal. Pretty much everyone remaining on the roster would be instead of handing the belt to someone that was in that mid card range before I would give it to an NXT up and comers like Bo Dallas.

For the WWE Title I would have a situation where Vickie Guerrero asks four former singles champions to battle in 4 way elimination match. I would chose..Miz, Barett, Cody Rhodes and Zack Ryder. I would give it to the Miz and he be subsequently feud over the WWE Title with Wade Barrett. Barrett would have to drop the US Title somewhere leading up to the fight to another NXT guy like the international star formerly known as PAC, Aaron Neville.

As for the World Heavyweight Championship I feel it would be fitting in there was a 8 man single elimination tournment featuring such stars as Big E Langston, Damien Sandow, Antonio Cezaro. I would have to throw in Cody Rhodes as well after he is unsuccessful winning the WWE Title. Subsequently I would have Rhodes will the World Title and turning face as he feuds with former friend and now bitter enemy Damien Sandow.

It would be very tough but doable, and the great thing about WWE is at all times they are always making new stars. Who do you think the top 20 guys in WWE are? Who would you push if they all got sidelined.

It's That Time of Year Again - WWE Roster Cuts

The_Reptile_ — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:14:38 GMT

Whelp, it's the time of year where the jobbers dread and undercard dread: WWE Spring Cleaning, where we say goodbyes to the no talents and the nobodies.

This years first installment focuses on NXT as we say farewell to Derrick Bateman, Sakamoto, Briley Pearce and reportedly Audrey Marie.

Who's next to go on this years installment of SPRIIIIIIING CLEAAAAANING? Where the talents chosen to send packing smart choices? Who knows! Stay tuned and find out!

Mike Killam

KJ — Thu, 16 May 2013 22:08:53 GMT

What's so generic about this sexual and intellectual piece of music?

One of the anticipated matches for me at Extreme Rules...

PaperGhostopolis — Thu, 16 May 2013 18:30:41 GMT

...is Sheamus vs Henry.

I've really started digging Sheamus' work and Henry's rejuvenation has been a delight. Put'em in a strap match and I'm kinda sorta excited for this.

Brock vs H has me titillated.

Wrestling T-Shirts

Thrash — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:03:23 GMT

I'm going to admit now, I've only got 2 Wrestling T-Shirts in my wardrobe. They're both Impact Wrestling related & I won them from a competition run by Brian Hebner on Twitter. I've never bought a TNA/WWE T-Shirt, nor had I ever considered it...

Until now. Having got a load of money for my Birthday, I've bought 2 of each and realised how much difference there is in price.

The two TNA T-Shirts, Sting's old "Nervous" one & the Bad Influence one, came to �29 (Including P+P). They're being shipped to me from the UK though, so y'know, I can see why it's cheaper.

The WWE T-Shirts however, were �28 each (Bryan & Fandango) and the P+P was another �15 on top, because it's being shipped overseas. It's mad, but yes, I couldn't resist.

Anyways, back on topic;

What, if any wrestling T-Shirts do you own?

Do the high prices put you off?

WWE drew no attention towards it but

The Artist formerly known as Mrs. Dagger Dias' Forgotten Afterbirth. — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:20:19 GMT

The Shield lost on Monday in the most anticlimactic fashion ever. Was it a booking oversight or is it not supposed to count because it was an elimination match?

The best way to have ended that match was to have Ryback come out whilst Ambrose and Cena are both down towards the end, and have him shellshock Ambrose. Just as striking a message to give Cena, keeps The Shield's unbeaten record intact so it can actually be used productively, makes Ryback look smart and he can still chairshot his foot after the match is finished. I think we're now supposed to forget the match ever happened.

All-Star WrestleMania DVD

HeenanGorilla — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:17:21 GMT

Using any WrestleMania combination, come up with your dream WrestleMania card. The number of matches should be in the 10-15 range. Pretend your WrestleMania tapes, DVDs and YouTube were being taken away...hell, pretend you could only take one DVD to prison. Haha! Ok, more optimistic, you can only watch one WrestleMania DVD from now on. You have to come up with the matches you would want to be on that disc. Include title matches, announcers calling the action, etc. The matches and announcer combos and whatever else you include had to have happened. You can't have Susan St. James and Michael Cole announcing the matches (Yikes! ..but I wanted to use an example no one would want anyway). The only other rules are only one match per title and you can only have a wrestler wrestle once (he can be part of another match if he is not competing - Ex. Brutus Beefcake can wrestle Ted DiBiase and then help cut Adrian Adonis' hair later) But other than that, go nuts. Whatever you feel you would need to keep you interested over and over. Mine will be mostly Old School because that was the time period in which I was the biggest fan. But, you can use any WrestleMania to complete your card. Have fun! Here's mine:

Ring Announcer: Howard Finkel

Announce Team: Gorilla Monsoon, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan & Bob Uecker

Star-Spangled Banner/Backstage Interviews: "Mean" Gene Okerlund

All-Star WrestleMania Card

The British Bulldog vs. The Warlord

Junkyard Dog & Tito Santana vs. Terry & Hoss Funk

The Blue Blazer vs. Mr. Perfect

3-on-1 Handicap Elimination Match
Chris Jericho vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat & "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka

Tag Team Championship - TLC
Edge & Christian vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. The Hardy Boys

Blindfold Match
Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Rick "The Model" Martel

Submission Match
Bret "Hitman" Hart vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Intercontinental Championship - Ladder Match
Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels

Street Fight
Vince McMahon vs. Shane McMahon

Legion of Doom vs. Power & Glory

Kurt Angle. vs. Kane

Body Slam Challenge
Andre the Giant vs. Big John Studd

Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock

Triple H vs. The Undertaker

WWF Championship
Ric Flair vs. Randy "Macho Man" Savage

All-Star Survivor Series w/ WrestleMania twist

HeenanGorilla — Tue, 14 May 2013 18:53:37 GMT

This is aimed at Old School fans who like creativity. Come up with a card of five 5-on-5 traditional Survivor Series matches that you would have liked to have seen. The Wrestlemania/Old School twist is that the teams facing each other must be made of WrestleMania (I - VIII) opponents. Each wrestler can only be used once. Feel free to use team members from different WrestleManias (Ex. Ax as a face and Repo Man as a heel). But, you can not use Smash in one match and Repo Man in another match. And a team can be made of different years (Ex. David Sammartino can be on the same team as Owen Hart) As far as faces/heels go, you can use a wrestler as a face OR heel, given that they were both. However, their opponent must be the opposite. (Ex. You can have Jake "The Snake" Roberts as a face, but his opponent can't be the Undertaker because Jake was heel in that match. ***In cases of face vs. face, etc.--Ex. Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior-- please do not use that match) Other than that, it's your dream card. Have fun! Here's mine:

Hulk Hogan, Ricky Steamboat, Hillbilly Jim, Junkyard Dog & The Blue Blazer
vs.
Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, King Kong Bundy, "The King" Harley Race and Mr. Perfect

Ultimate Warrior, Texas Tornado, Jake "The Snake" Roberts and The Legion of Doom
vs.
Ravishing Rick Rude, Dino Bravo, The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase and Power & Glory

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, David Sammartino, Koko B. Ware and The Rockers
vs.
"Adorable" Adrian Adonis, Brutus Beefcake, "The Natural" Butch Reed and The Twin Towers

The British Bulldog, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff and The Killer Bees
vs.
The Warlord, Bad News Brown, Magnificent Muraco, Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Sheik

"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and The Bushwhackers
vs.
The Undertaker, Honky Tonk Man, Greg Valentine and The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers

BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN

Turd Ferguson — Tue, 14 May 2013 04:39:36 GMT

Congrats, JTG. I don't think any of us thought you had it in you (or thought you were still employed)

All Star WrestleMania (I - VIII)

HeenanGorilla — Mon, 13 May 2013 21:07:43 GMT

Using only matches from WrestleMania I through VIII, come up with a 10-match card that you would love to have seen. Put the matches in order as well. (Let's not use popcorn matches...no using Red Rooster vs. Bobby Heenan because you feel your crowd needs a bathroom break. Haha!)

You can only use each wrestler once and can only have the World, Intercontinental and Tag Team titles on the line once. Apologies to Velvet McIntyre, but I omitted the Women's Title. But, feel free to include, for example, the Million Dollar Belt. Also, using a match where a title was involved but not on the line (Ex. Hogan/Mr. T vs. Piper/Orndorff), counts as using that title. You'll also see another tweek on my list...using a wrestler who is involved in another match (Ex. Brutus Beefcake cutting Adrian Adonis' hair does NOT count as using Brutus. He could run down and do it after his match with the Bulldogs) Don't worry about chronology, managers being heel and face or if you have all faces winning..it's your card! Have fun! Here is mine:

20-Man Battle Royal from WrestleMania IV

WWF Tag Team Championship: The Dream Team vs. The British Bulldogs

Hair vs. Hair Match: "Adorable" Adrian Adonis vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

The Undertaker vs. "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka

WWF Intercontinental Championship: Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat

The Ultimate Warrior vs. Hercules

Blindfold Match: Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Rick "The Model" Martel

The Blue Blazer vs. Mr.Perfect

The Rockers vs. The Twin Towers

WWF Championship: Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant

Joseph Parks wins a title!

The Boss — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:22:18 GMT

This past Saturday (May 11) in Florence, KY, TNA Impact Wrestling star Joseph Parks defeated "The Bronze GOD" Danny Todd for the Northern Wrestling Federation Tri-State championship. The NWF covers the Kentucky, Ohio and Indiana area. Parks began his career in this promotion more than 20 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvQ5qEukbv0