Live Discussion: Raw 5/18/09

[C.M.V.P]

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It's only natural
After Randy Orton intentionally disqualified himself to hold onto his WWE Title, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase stormed the ring to attack Batista. The Legacy was cleared from the ring, however, by WWE Hall of Famer "Nature Boy" Ric Flair.

[Mighty NorCal]

hm, gee. wonder if Batista abd Orton get thrown into a no DQ matcg tonight...

[TL]

Cage match. And I swear to God, if Flair wrestles...

[klunderbunker]

*rubs hands together* can't wait for this.

[Harthan]

I'm of the opinion this ends in Flair returning to the ring, which facilitates the HBK heel turn.

[Lil Wes]

Don't do it, Ric. Just don't.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Hmmm, an entire roster filled with people ready for their chance, and let's just stick the 60 year old man back into the ring with the 40 plus year old walking botch known as Batista.

I'll be skipping raw and watching 24, I suggest you do the same.

[Harthan]

MVP vs Hardy is interesting. Surprised they threw it out there so early. Regal or Kofi will probably interfere, and we'll see these four involved in the program for two or three months. Looking forward to some kind of hardcore match at ER.

The Divas battle royal, well. It is what it is. Mickie will probably win.

[TL]

This is the night of the push for Jillian Hall. it's make or break for that girl.

[Harthan]

According to some advertisements, HBK might be here. I certainly hope so, I miss him.

[KillBill]

Can't wait for the Miz promo tonite. Wow, did I just say that? He's actually becoming very entertaining.

[Gelgarin]

People should now honk whenever The Miz says anything.

[fuel]

If flair does wrestle ..then everything jericho said is true

[TL]

If Flair wrestles...on TV...I'll seriously doubt my fandom for Ric Flair.

[Gelgarin]

Sounds like a face pop of Orton again.

[Tastycles]

Randy Snoreton, Randy Borton,

[Lil Wes]

...and there goes the ratings.

[z99zazn]

Wow, unpredictable start to the night! I really hope that Flair doesn't wrestle tonight, but that seems pretty fucking doubtful. Let's just hope for the HBK comeback!!!!!!!

[Lil Wes]

I'm hoping for HBk to come in here and start a feud with Orton.

Been there, done that.

[TL]

Ric Flair in old man clothes. LOL. NorCal's quote on that is epic...I'm sigging it

[Gelgarin]

I count 90 seconds before the first evolution reference.

[Lil Wes]

Been there, done that.

.

[Lil Wes]

Randy Snoreton, Randy Borton,

Randy PLZGTFOrton

[Harthan]

I'm hoping for HBk to come in here and start a feud with Orton.

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Excitement!!!

[Tastycles]

Well done, beating up an old man, hardnut.

[Lil Wes]

*pukes*

[TL]

Woooooooooooo!

[Lt 0reo]

Boooooo

[Gelgarin]

Flair needs to get kicked in the head again tonight.

[mattitude2007]

Go Away Flair

[TL]

Flair in old man clothes...again.

[Steamboat Ricky]

Flair FTW

[Loveless]

Punt him Randy, punt him right now!

[Lil Wes]

Get the fuck out Flair, seriously. Get out.

[Steamboat Ricky]

:flair:

I'm calling it right now...Flair becomes 17 time champ tonight.












Probably not. But just in case.

[TL]

Rupp Arena > Freedom Hall.


Fact.

[Vin Diesel]

is he getting a lisp or he's just drunk?

[Lt 0reo]

We want punt, we want punt, we want punt

[mattitude2007]

LOLOLOL The crowd was booing that there is another ppv in three weeks.

[Tastycles]

He's had a lisp for about 30 years

[Lil Wes]

lol @ the groans when he said PPV.

[z99zazn]

At least its not vs Flair, but still I think I'd rather see Orton vs anyone in the world besides Batista.

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

When did Ric Flair turn into Vickie Guerrero?

[TL]

I TOLD you...Steel Cage match. Guess my booking is being worked in finally.

[Tastycles]

Steel cage match! Oh my God it's 1983! EXTREME

[Gelgarin]

They should save the cage matches for guys who are going to bump off it.

[Gelgarin]

Fuck off Dave, we're busy.

[Lil Wes]

Wow, Batista run in. I'm shocked.

[TL]

CENA!


I quit.

[Lil Wes]

John Cena? What the fuck does he have to do with anything?

[Vin Diesel]

Supahh Czena to teh rescue

[mattitude2007]

lol @ the groans when he said PPV.

Beat you to it. lol

[Lil Wes]

What a shitty opening. Give me Miz (:blush:) and MVP/Hardy plz.

[Tastycles]

Why is Cena doing that? Random run ins? Is this TNA?

[Gelgarin]

At least it didn't end is a six man tag.

[Ty Burna]

Boy that was a quick recovery from internal injuries, they should have had Cena play Wolverine, they wouldn't have needed special effects.

[Loveless]

Cena, oh joy :|

[TL]

I mean, at least it means he's done with Big Show.

[Lil Wes]

rofl, Cena pussy promo. These are great.

[Gelgarin]

Why do they feel the need to repeat something two minutes ago?

[Gelgarin]

John Cena > Physics.
...
Apparently.

[The Shocktor]

Of fucking course. Cena squeezes himself into the main event storyline yet again.

[mattitude2007]

Cena had a tougher time against Khali than Big Show. And he was healthy during their feud.

[KillBill]

Boy that was a quick recovery from internal injuries, they should have had Cena play Wolverine, they wouldn't have needed special effects.


He'd be a better Deadpool, the guy who had everyones powers and could bea anyone.

[TL]

lulz @ Cena.

[DrFeelgood624]

They need to stop putting Legacy in handicap matches,makes them look very weak.

[Loveless]

Couldn't they just paste together a Cena promo from a couple of years ago? It's not as it anyone could tell the difference.

[Tastycles]

Fuck me. The third handicap match main event in a row. Nobody is going to love it Lawler.

[Gelgarin]

At least it didn't end is a six man tag.

Close. Guess Ted and Cody are getting buried again tonight.

[Lt 0reo]

I love how Cena was thrown into a spotlight 3 weeks ago and he is perfectly fine now.

[DrFeelgood624]

Kelly kelly vs Maryse extreme rules bra and panties match. :blush:

[Gelgarin]

Oh good... Women.

[KillBill]

Did Cena just steal a line from Ghostbusters lol?

[Lil Wes]

MARYSE *jizzes*

[Lil Wes]

God, Cena is awful.

[Tastycles]

If Vince is unhappy with the women's in ring work, they should just get rid of the wrestling, nobody is under any illusions whatsoever. Just call it the WWE Bivas and have it as a beauty contest weekly.

[Vin Diesel]

maurice?

[Shake-Zula]

lol @ Flair bad mouthing some for cheating.

Also meh Cena where did he come in to this.

[Loveless]

The Bella Twins are only hot because there's two of them.

It's basic mathmatics. If you take two average women and put them together they're equal to 1 hot women.

[Tastycles]

Mickie James is blates going to win.

[TL]

The Bella Twins are only hot because there's two of them.

[Lt 0reo]

Kelly kelly vs Maryse extreme rules bra and panties match. :blush:

Yes

[Lil Wes]

Mickie just fucking pinned Maryse twice, yet she has to go through a BR to get a title shot? :lmao:

[Loveless]

No Santina this time, thank fuck

[Gelgarin]

The is painful. How the fuck to you both falling through the ropes.
I can fall thorough the fucking ropes.

[DrFeelgood624]

yes!

[TL]

Maryse is sooooooooo hot. I mean the kind of hot where I'd be ok with her farts hot.

[Tastycles]

Do they not have to go over the top rope here or something?

[Lt 0reo]

Mickie lost?

[Lil Wes]

Maryse needs to let me spray her.

[mattitude2007]

I loves me some kelly kelly.

[Gelgarin]

Matt Hardy for US champion. Then he can have a title vs career ladder match with his brother. Epic.

[TL]

US Title with Matt v/s MVP. Something tells me we may see Jeff Hardy. Actually, Jeff Hardy just told me.

[Tyrath]

Do they not have to go over the top rope here or something?

Nope, Diva battle royals usually don't have over the top stipulations.

[Harthan]

Rather surprised by Kelly's win, actually. I'm thinking a Lumberjack match at ER for these two.

[Tastycles]

Vince: Last week loads of people turned off during Raw, why?
Producer: Because the main event was gash. This week we should do something fresh
Vince: Yeah, fresh. Do the exact same match we had last week and put Cena in the match
Producer: That's not what I mean...
Vince: Brilliant!

[Loveless]

Do they not have to go over the top rope here or something?

I doubt most of them could. They were barely competant at going under.

[Tastycles]

Matt Hardy for US champion. Then he can have a title vs career ladder match with his brother. Epic.

I was thinking this. I think Hardy vs Hardy ladder match is a necessity to end the feud. Well it isn't, but the WWE will treat it as such.

[Tastycles]

Rather surprised by Kelly's win, actually. I'm thinking a Lumberjack match at ER for these two.

EXTREME. I mean, you're right, but it isn't exactly Necro Butcher stuff is it. Paul Heyman must be spinning in his grave. Or he would be if he was dead, anyway.

[Lil Wes]

MIZ TIME!!!!!11 :blush:

[mattitude2007]

Gah...Santino...

[Lil Wes]

FUCK, no Miz? BOOOOO

[DrFeelgood624]

Oooooo Chavo!

[Harthan]

EXTREME. I mean, you're right, but it isn't exactly Necro Butcher stuff is it. Paul Heyman must be spinning in his grave. Or he would be if he was dead, anyway.

If I remember right, Henry and Kane had a Lumberjack match at One Night Stand...2007, I believe.

[TL]

Santino's shaking hands with the ref and announcer. He's face now.

[Gelgarin]

Why cut out all of the Miz's stuff. It was actually funny.

[Loveless]

You know I'm sitting here wondering why I actually bother watching the first half hour of RAW, it's the same every fucking week. Shit promo, involving a run-in with Dibiase and Rhodes getting buried by someone who has no place in the ring, followed by a match that no-one cares about. And if they do by some miracle do something worth seeing, I only have to wait 30 seconds for them to run "highlights".
Santino! I got the impression a change of direction was coming for him. Lets see.

[DrFeelgood624]

Tonight we see the return of Santinos finisher, the Italian Roll up.

[TL]

What the hell? Taking the shirt off? Bra and panties match?

[Lt 0reo]

Jobber vs Jobber

[Lt 0reo]

He's Santinoin up

[Razor]

Oh god. A "I suck ass until I get mad" gimmick. Santino is now the Hulk

[Marquis]

Lol, hulk up.

[TL]

Man alive... it sucked so back...it was actually an OK match.

[Lil Wes]

There's not much more annoying that moron fans sitting there waving at the tron to get on TV. Stop it you fucking clowns.

[mattitude2007]

Jobber vs Jobber

I lol'd

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

LOL @ Satino being suprised he can suddenly kick ass.

[Gelgarin]

Well that was shit.

[Tastycles]

Chavo couldn't be any shitter, could he?

[DrFeelgood624]

Jobbers can be GMs now?

[Gelgarin]

Oh gods. Somebody get me a noose. Now!

[Harthan]

Have you ever had the feeling where you want to laugh, cry, and kill a puppy all at the same time?

I'm getting that right now.

[Lt 0reo]

Tonight we see the return of Santinos finisher, the Italian Roll up.

Haha you were right

[Loveless]

Well the Santino fan club will be pleased with the hint at letting the guy wrestle for once.

[Tastycles]

Vickie Guerrero in the ring? Fucking hell. Has ayone got any caustic soda I cna put in my eyes?

[Tyrath]

I am so glad I made dinner plans tonight. This doesn't seem worth watching at all.

[Lil Wes]

Miz promo now plz

[Razor]

I wonder if Vickie will have tights, or if she's just gonna go out in her GM attire. This could get even worse than it needs to be.

[TL]

I still think Punchout wins so hard...and I will own a Wii because of it.

[Lil Wes]

Kennedyyyyyy

[Marquis]

Miz promo now plz

You have finally seen the light. Save.Us.Miz.

[Tastycles]

Come back next week please Kennedy

[mattitude2007]

Kennnnneeeeeeeeedddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!


Yessssss

[Lil Wes]

Miz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 1111111111111111111111111111

[Gelgarin]

You know what's interesting?
Somebody back stage must have felt that this was a good idea.

[Harthan]

You know what's interesting?
Somebody back stage must have felt that this was a good idea.

I think he has gray hair and his last name rhymes with SchmickMahon.

[TL]

Miz probably slept with Maryse. Lulz.

[Marquis]

Maryse couldn't resist the Miz.

[Lil Wes]

Isn't Miz fucking Maryse in RL?

[DrFeelgood624]

Lol Matt Hardy is so hardcore with the skull on his shirt. I <3 PG WWE.

[Loveless]

You know what's interesting?
Somebody back stage must have felt that this was a good idea.

His name rhymes with Mince, which oddly enough is what this show is turning into. Prime steak, ripped to shit and stuck back together again.

[Gelgarin]

Matt Hardy has been fantastic recently.

[Marquis]

When I grow up I want to be like The Miz.

All kids should look up to the Miz.

[mattitude2007]

Lol Maryse trying to deny being turned on by the Miz. :blush:

[Lil Wes]

No heat at all lulz

[Gelgarin]

When I grow up I want to be like The Miz.

[Lt 0reo]

Couldn't Randy just ask Chavo because apparently he can make matches

[TL]

If Orton punts Vickie in the head in the next two or so weeks, I will so mark out. It'll scare kids how much I will mark out.

[Harthan]

You know why the Miz is so awesome?

He's from Cleveland.

[KillBill]

WOW....Maryse has some really big and beautiful.....eyes.

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

I like it when the heels argue.

[TL]

Matt can slam a tornado.

[Lil Wes]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha

[Lil Wes]

Goldust LMFAO

[mattitude2007]

...Ummm Goldust is face. How does this work?

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

LMAO@ Goldust being Kendrick's "Mystery Partner".

[Gelgarin]

THE Kendric's career is officially over.

[Marquis]

Really? TBK and Golddust?

[TL]

So...THE Brian Kendrick made a lot of hype about his tag team partner. And he gets no intro and gets Goldust. Excellent job, THE!

[Loveless]

So we're almost an hour in and we've had

Diva's match
Santino Vs Chavo

Seriously now, who is writing this crap?

[Tastycles]

One hour main event, starring Goldust. Excellent.

[Lt 0reo]

Golddust and The Brain Kendrick???? What a great team

[DrFeelgood624]

Judgment Day was actually good except for the 2 raw matches...

[mattitude2007]

So I guess he will try out a new tag partner each week. lol

[Lil Wes]

nvm, obvious now Kendrick will tell Goldy to fuck off and he still has someone in mind.

[Tyrath]

So...THE Brian Kendrick made a lot of hype about his tag team partner. And he gets no intro and gets Goldust. Excellent job, THE!

I'm guessing he's going to tease it for a few weeks by teasing different partners. This match isn't for the championship is it?

[Gelgarin]

That was quick...

[TL]

WOW....Maryse has some really big and beautiful.....eyes.

Miz tears it up. because he's THA MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZ!

[Loveless]

One hour main event, starring Goldust. Excellent.

Exactly. I mean, does no-one look at this script before it goes out. Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea?

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I still don't see how in a Diva's Battle Royal, you get eliminated by being thrown through the ropes.

[Gelgarin]

For fucks sake!

[Tastycles]

I for one cannot wait to see weekly Goldust and Hornswoggle segments.

[Lil Wes]

...wow...just wow...

[TL]

Hornswoggle and Goldust...your NEXT WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

[Lil Wes]

Miz Time :d

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

I couldn't tell who was the midget between Kendrick and Hornswoggle.

[mattitude2007]

LOL @ The Miz in Cena's clothing

[TL]

LMFAO at MIZ Cena

[Loveless]

What the fuck was that!

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

What the fuck was that!

That was every great Tag-Team in Wrestling History rolling over in their graves!!!

[Gelgarin]

Cena has got better looking all of a sudden.

[Lt 0reo]

Haha Miz in Cena stuff

[KillBill]

Wow, this should be good. Miz will be a better Cena than Cena. Who else thinks he'll get the pop of the nite lol.

[Marquis]

Cena has got better looking all of a sudden.

And a lot bigger.

[Tastycles]

Please rap.

[mattitude2007]

I marked at Cena's old music hitting. Lol Miz is ownage right now.

[Lt 0reo]

Yes the good Cena theme song

[Marquis]

Miz Heat! love it.

[TL]

Did this just happen. WORD LIFE!!

[mattitude2007]

God, that pop shows how retarded some of these women are...

:lmao:


The worst is the squealing every time he takes off his shirt.

[Lil Wes]

God, that pop shows how retarded some of these women are...

[Marquis]

5-0. Cena is terrified of the Miz.

[Lil Wes]

He botched again lmfao

[Gelgarin]

If Bruno comes out and kicks Kings ass I will change my whole perspective on the man.

[mattitude2007]

I'd love it if Austin really did come out and stun King. lmao

[Tyrath]

Even Austin's name gets a louder pop than some of these guys around nowadays.

[mattitude2007]

The Miz is just fucking awesome right now.

The Miz > JMo.

[Azamuth]

This Miz promo sucks so bad I now know that Satan must be giving away deals at Mtv. God... I hate this guy so friggin much. Oh yea... is Jerry gonna get popped tonight for gettin in the ring!?

[Gelgarin]

Oh good, King.

[TL]

Lawler = Buzzkill

[Lil Wes]

"rear end" really now? Say ass, pussies.

[Loveless]

Fuck off King, no-one wants you

[Tastycles]

Say it, don't spray it big man.

[Tastycles]

Big show is too fucking stupid to know that isn't the real Cena.

[Harthan]

Hot diggity damn, we've got a submission match.

[Gelgarin]

A submission match with two guys who don't mat wrestle. Otherwise known as... a match.

[Lil Wes]

Great, now Cole's on commentary by himself smh

[Gelgarin]

Please don't job out Miz to Show. Nobody will benefit.

[realblackhart]

Did he say "The Legacy" isn't it just legacy?

[Lil Wes]

He can't win it, yet one of his finishers is the STFU? LMAO WWE

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

Smackdown owns Raw so hard.

[Tastycles]

He can't win it, yet one of his finishers is the STFU? LMAO WWE

On Judgment Day he kept trying to lock it in but his arms didn't reach.

[mattitude2007]

Lol weasel Miz

[Marquis]

LOL, The Miz is a genius.

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

I'm enjoyimg Raw to be honest.

[TL]

Well...what just happened.

[Lil Wes]

He can't lock in the STFU on Show, at least he couldn't at Judgment Day, which means he'll use some kind of rope like he did on Umanga a year or so ago.

Oh, yeah. I was nearly asleep but lulz, he locked it in on Khali 2 years ago and Khali is bigger.

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

ECW owns RAW at the moment

That's true, too.

[DrFeelgood624]

So we get to see the 2 matches that brought Judgment Day down again. Extreme Rules ain't looking like a must buy.

[Loveless]

Smackdown owns Raw so hard.

ECW owns RAW at the moment

[TL]

He can't win it, yet one of his finishers is the STFU? LMAO WWE

He can't lock in the STFU on Show, at least he couldn't at Judgment Day, which means he'll use some kind of rope like he did on Umanga a year or so ago.

[Lt 0reo]

JR!!!!!!!

[Gelgarin]

Given that it's gone on show before, and gone on Khali who is bigger than Show, I don't think it makes much sense.

Good thing wrestling fans are all stupid isn't it.

[DrFeelgood624]

JR yes!

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Oh, yeah. I was nearly asleep but lulz, he locked it in on Khali 2 years ago and Khali is bigger.

True. Khali should have won that match as his foot was under the bottom rope but that is old news.

[Lil Wes]

Oh, yeah. I was nearly asleep but lulz, he locked it in on Khali 2 years ago and Khali is bigger.

This. Jesus fucking Christ this forum is shit.

[realblackhart]

I hope somebody good comes to help Cole, at this point I rather have Heyman screaming into the mic then Cole

[Gelgarin]

Woooo! JR! Twist of Fate!

[realblackhart]

oh shit JR on Raw? tht works, wasn't RAW tht said tht everybody was gonna stay in their brand?

[Azamuth]

Ok, I JUST stepped outa the room and came back to see JR. Does he like 30 seconds away?

[mattitude2007]

I don't like Face MVP that much.

[Marquis]

Taking shots at the nuggets?

[Loveless]

Ah we might finally have a match not worth sleeping through

[DrFeelgood624]

I predict Hardy uses cast and ref disqualifies him, rematch on Pay Per View.

[Lil Wes]

MVP isn't getting over too well :disappointed:

[DrFeelgood624]

MVP isn't getting over too well :disappointed:
i think a better theme song is needed, his current one isn't anything to get excited about.

[Razor]

MVP got a pop. M V P just got a pop. A sizable pop without Kofi anywhere nearby. wow.

[Little Jerry Lawler]

JR already fucked up. It's metacarpal, not metatarsal. He didn't break a bone in his toe. Thank you 9th grade biology.

[Lil Wes]

i think a better theme song is needed, his current one isn't anything to get excited about.

He's not really over during his matches anymore either. This is a title match the fans are getting to see live, and they don't really give a shit.

[Lt 0reo]

There's a city in Colorado named Loveland? Haha

[TL]

The ring posts are different...

[DrFeelgood624]

Dang MVP kicked his ass.

[Loveless]

Now would be a good time for Kennedy to return, oh wait, he's ref in this match

[simpsons_fanatic742]

Anyone else notice that the beginning of MVP's theme song was different? I didn't hear the 1, 2 you hear the clock ticking part, just went straight to the "I'm coming" part.

[Gelgarin]

Boo. JR didn't call the Twist of Fate a single time.

[Marquis]

Two loses in a row for Hardy...

[Razor]

The crowd either likes MVP, or really hates Matt Hardy. I'm going with they like MVP. Hardy getting heat, lulz.

[Gelgarin]

Suicide time.

[TL]

That was an anticlimactic ending.