Live Discussion: Raw 5/18/09

[Kenan]

Just like Orton, I believe MVP is better suited as a heel.

[Lt 0reo]

Dindnt vickie have to be in a handycap match with edge last year?

[justinsayne]

I get home and after seeing MVP/Matt Hardy, I find out Vicke/Santina are having a match....:banghead:

[Gelgarin]

They're showing us this again? We've already watched the fucking thing twice.

[Tastycles]

Flair, what's the point mate? Just stay retahhhhhhhhed.

[Marquis]

O god, Flair is gonna return to the ring.

[Gelgarin]

Sulky bitch.

[Kenan]

Flair will get his ass kicked next week.

[The Lariat]

Vickie and a frog splash...lulz.

[Loveless]

Even Batista is smart enough to know Flair shouldn't be in the ring, now that's saying something.

[mattitude2007]

"I WILL NEVA RETAHHHH"

...dammit...I think he really meant it.

[Kenan]

I bet Vickie looks hot in a singlet.

[The Lariat]

All Batista had to say is two words. One name.


Terry Funk.


Flair would have went, 'Man you're right. Orton can suck one. I'm 'retahhhed.'

[Gelgarin]

The only way this will be entertaining is is Vicki gets punched in the face.

[Kenan]

The only way this will be entertaining is is Vicki gets punched in the face.

I don't want that pretty face getting hurt.

[Tastycles]

JR is quite openly taking the piss out of this.

[Gelgarin]

*Is desperately trying to set himself on fire*

[DPete]

Anyone know Vickie Guerrero's finishing move? The Banzai Drop?

[Marquis]

First time competing? Vickie holds a win over Cherry.

[Tastycles]

Should WWE be advertising wife beating?

[Razor]

How in the hell is Chavo a fucking GM? My god. Makes no sense.

[Kenan]

Hooray for Vickie....Hooray for Vickie

[Loveless]

Lol at JR's sarcasm

[Gelgarin]

Regal should not be having to lower himself to this level.

[Tastycles]

Fucking hell.

[Tastycles]

"You are witnessing a moment in time" this is the best I've heard JR in a long time.

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

What the hell happened to Monday Night Raw???

[Marquis]

2-0 Vickie.

[Loveless]

That was painful and this is one of the worst RAWS I've seen.

[realblackhart]

i like how JR totaly took over the main commentator (instead of replacing the King as Color)

[justinsayne]

Wow this really doesn't say much Chavo and Regal, I mean it took both of them to beat a guy who is really nothing more than a glorified jobber:rolleyes:

Also after witnessing this crap, I am officially embarrassed to call myself a wrestling fan:disappointed:

[The Lariat]

Took an ice cream break and I see Ms. Mamacita with the sash. Great job!

[Kenan]

Vickie won and that's all I care about tonight.

[Gelgarin]

Anyone been counting how many minutes of wrestling we've had?

[Kenan]

DiBiase Jr is a fellow Mississippian so he is #1 in my book.

[The Lariat]

It's CZENA

[Kenan]

Anyone been counting how many minutes of wrestling we've had?

I am going to estimate around 30 minutes. I believe we have had four matches so far each around seven-eight minutes each.

[Tastycles]

No, but this card has featured two Santino matches, a battle royal where you didn't have to go over the top rope, a match featuring Gold dust, a handicap match and one decent US title match, and people have the audacity to say this is good.

[Loveless]

Return of Michaels tonight? I've heard rumours

[Gelgarin]

TNA is better that this each and every week. In fairness, I like TNA... but still.

[The Lariat]

I can't wait to hear KB's take on the show live.

[KillBill]

If Miz wants to be taken seriously, he needs to attack Cena tonite.

[Lt 0reo]

You have to do math to see that Cena can't lock in the STFU on Show?

[fuel]

You have to do math to see that Cena can't lock in the STFU on Show?

why *slams head on wall* why why why...this extreme rules ppv..what the hell is so extreme about a submission match
tell me...how is this match dif from a dif ppv match...
ok that does it..im going hunting for wwe creative team and taken them out whos behind me?

[The Lariat]

Srsly. Put Legacy in a tag matches and don't have your champion compete so often. Tell me how often you seen Flair and Hogan wrestle on TV as world Champions? NONE! It's a lost art.

[Gelgarin]

Submission matches can be awesome if they're between two guys who can work submission. This is not the case right now.

[Loveless]

John Cena seems to explode a lot

[Lt 0reo]

How come no one ever reverses the 5 knuckle shuffle

[The Lariat]

Dibiase using the dad's fist drop.

[Kenan]

Finally a good executed moonsault.

[KillBill]

Orton needs to look at Cody right now. See orton, thats how you sell a beatdown. Cody is still not on the apron.

[Gelgarin]

That was a really badly taped ending.

[Tastycles]

I've basically stopped watching this, there's nothing in it.

[The Lariat]

My lord.

[Gelgarin]

Big Dave's spear was apparently both and explosion and an implosion. I guess JR has solved the mystery of where the universe came from.

[Loveless]

So Cena and Batista can't beat Legacy but Batista and Flair can do it in 20 seconds. Brilliant

[The Lariat]

So Cena and Batista can't beat Legacy but Batista and Flair can do it in 20 seconds. Brilliant

You've got to suspend disbelief...and titties.

[Gelgarin]

You know what this RAW reminded me of?

How everybody should vote Muta is the wrestlezone tournament.

Night all.

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

I laughed when Flair ran down behind big show and tapped him on the shoulder... rofl...

[Harthan]

Alright, so I slept through the main event. I was tired. I woke up for the replay, it seems like it went off predictably. No HBK return, shame.

[The Lariat]

A Flair for the dramatic. Lulez.

[klunderbunker]

Well, I was there tonight.

And I want to shoot myself for going to Raw instead of Smackdown tomorrow. By far and away the best match was the one taped for Superstars: Jericho vs. Punk. Had no idea my boy Punk would be there so I marked the fuck out over him. Other than that, all night long we heard the same complaints: no wrestling, and that's what I'm seeing here. the only match that got any time was the main event and it was as cookie cutter as you're ever going to find. Not sure if it showed on tv or not but the crowd was red hot. They would pop over anything. Lots of energy all night, but the lack of wrestling just killed things.

And Vickie has a title. Oh my goodness.

[The Lariat]

Well, I was there tonight.

And I want to shoot myself for going to Raw instead of Smackdown tomorrow. By far and away the best match was the one taped for Superstars: Jericho vs. Punk. Had no idea my boy Punk would be there so I marked the fuck out over him. Other than that, all night long we heard the same complaints: no wrestling, and that's what I'm seeing here. the only match that got any time was the main event and it was as cookie cutter as you're ever going to find. Not sure if it showed on tv or not but the crowd was red hot. They would pop over anything. Lots of energy all night, but the lack of wrestling just killed things.

And Vickie has a title. Oh my goodness.


Details, KB. DETAILS!

OH! And John Wall's a Kentucky Wildcat. NOW WAWK IT OUT! WAWK IT OUT!


http://slamonline.com/online/college-hs/college/2009/05/breaking-news-john-wall-to-kentucky/

[klunderbunker]

Holy shit we got Wall? FUCK YES.

[Planty]

The worst thing is- we just saw the title of "Miss Wrestlemania" defended on RAW don't you realise?

Originally won at Wrestlemania which should have gone to a credible diva, by that I mean an actual woman. Yet we see it transferred from a man to a debatable male on an episode of RAW that featured freakin' Goldust headlining the first hour with TBK against the afro express, a divas battle royal where the diva they've built up to win gets eliminated in stupid fashion, Chavo and Santino in a match, Lawler getting into the ring, Cena getting involved in an angle nothing to do with him, two matches announced for extreme rules which were the worst matches at Judgement Day, Flair teasing coming out of retirement... JESUS. THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!!

I might stop watching RAW for good, infact... thankfully it might be cancelled next week. And if tonight was anything to go by, it might be good to give the Creative team some extra time to come up with some good ideas for once.