Mantaur Rodeo Clown
05-17-2009, 04:40 AM
Hello Hello, Please settle down I know you're all excited. Sweating like pedophiles at recess. Welcome to the Dolph Ziggler Match Appreciation thread.
It is no secret that I believe that Dolph Ziggler is one of, if not the greatest new talents to grace a smackdown ring, so i will be reviewing every match he has from now until Wrestlemania 30 where he will no doubt be inducted into the 2014 Hall of Fame class, only to go on and become a 15 time World Champion the very next night.
And it all starts with this:
Dolph Ziggler vs. Jimmy Wang Yang - Smackdown 15/5/09
I went into this match expecting a great match, simply with a real meshing of styles. And im not talking about the AJ kind. Needless to say this match did not meet my expectations. IT FAR EXCEEDED THEM. The collision of the JWY (as T-Grish calls him) and my man Ziggler Stardust was an epic confrontation.
At the get go, we have Dolph Ziggler being a good sportsman, and offering his hand, only to have it turned down by that ungrateful sod, the JWY Highway. After a shove and a few lucky kicks, we are underway. A quick armdrag by Wang Yang Tang, but it wasnt long before my man Ziggler got the upper hand and hit one of the most impressive gut wrench suplexes onto Wang Yangs facial haired face i have ever seen. Wow.
An irish whip, a flying clothesline and a two count. Obvious biased reffing as Ziggler should have won it right there. A few blows and Yang is down, and Dolph lays a trio of excellent elbows on the oriental oriface of Yang. A quick pose wiping sweat down at JWY, god this man is cocky and good, and another elbow of SAVAGE preportions. Another biased two count.
Ziggler with a nice looking submission, asking Yang to tap cockily. What a match people! Yang fights his way up before being battered down by the beach blonde body of Bolph Biggler. BANG BOOM! A full nelson, tossing Yang Wang Jimmy around like a ragdoll before the cowboy got in some offense. I stopped watching around this point.
Before I know it, I look back and my man Ziggler has hit REVERSE PAYDIRT?!!?! for the three count. But oh no, am I watching Slumdog Millionaire with my girlfriend again? No, its some awful bollywood music signalling the coming of the behemoth the great Khali. Now my man Ziggler of the Dolph variety tries to fight this assailant off, but he must have obviously been poked in the eye, as Khali managed to somehow get him over the top rope. What a disgrace, this peevish punjab pirate.
If not for the final interference, it was a clear 5 star match.
Final Grade: 9/10
On Mantaur's Goldberg-o-meter: About 4 tazers.
It is no secret that I believe that Dolph Ziggler is one of, if not the greatest new talents to grace a smackdown ring, so i will be reviewing every match he has from now until Wrestlemania 30 where he will no doubt be inducted into the 2014 Hall of Fame class, only to go on and become a 15 time World Champion the very next night.
And it all starts with this:
Dolph Ziggler vs. Jimmy Wang Yang - Smackdown 15/5/09
I went into this match expecting a great match, simply with a real meshing of styles. And im not talking about the AJ kind. Needless to say this match did not meet my expectations. IT FAR EXCEEDED THEM. The collision of the JWY (as T-Grish calls him) and my man Ziggler Stardust was an epic confrontation.
At the get go, we have Dolph Ziggler being a good sportsman, and offering his hand, only to have it turned down by that ungrateful sod, the JWY Highway. After a shove and a few lucky kicks, we are underway. A quick armdrag by Wang Yang Tang, but it wasnt long before my man Ziggler got the upper hand and hit one of the most impressive gut wrench suplexes onto Wang Yangs facial haired face i have ever seen. Wow.
An irish whip, a flying clothesline and a two count. Obvious biased reffing as Ziggler should have won it right there. A few blows and Yang is down, and Dolph lays a trio of excellent elbows on the oriental oriface of Yang. A quick pose wiping sweat down at JWY, god this man is cocky and good, and another elbow of SAVAGE preportions. Another biased two count.
Ziggler with a nice looking submission, asking Yang to tap cockily. What a match people! Yang fights his way up before being battered down by the beach blonde body of Bolph Biggler. BANG BOOM! A full nelson, tossing Yang Wang Jimmy around like a ragdoll before the cowboy got in some offense. I stopped watching around this point.
Before I know it, I look back and my man Ziggler has hit REVERSE PAYDIRT?!!?! for the three count. But oh no, am I watching Slumdog Millionaire with my girlfriend again? No, its some awful bollywood music signalling the coming of the behemoth the great Khali. Now my man Ziggler of the Dolph variety tries to fight this assailant off, but he must have obviously been poked in the eye, as Khali managed to somehow get him over the top rope. What a disgrace, this peevish punjab pirate.
If not for the final interference, it was a clear 5 star match.
Final Grade: 9/10
On Mantaur's Goldberg-o-meter: About 4 tazers.