I'm watching SmackDown! And there might be spoilers, I'm not sure

[Uncle Sam]

If it weren't for the women, this would be, like, the perfect wrestling show.

Also, Jericho/Edge main event. Holy fuck. Nine years ago that would be midcard fodder.

[RVDgurl]

I can't get SD! It sucks. I would kill to see Jericho v. Edge. Damn MyNetwork TV.....

[Uncle Sam]

Get it on a feed. It's what I... definitely do not do. I don't condone it either.

Ooh, the "One Man Aryan Nation" Dolph Ziggler!

[Uncle Sam]

I'm now converted to Dolph Ziggler.

[Uncle Sam]

This just in: Jericho wearing red pants.