Spin the Wheel Make the Deal Live Discussion

[Esteban Ochocinco]

In 24 hours, we will reveal the gimmick matches for each of the 16 matches of the Wrestlezone Tournament. Woo Hoo.

[klunderbunker]

So tomorrow at 6pm?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

hmmm, make it 5 pm, so 23 hours.

[klunderbunker]

How long between each gimmick announcement?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

not sure, how long you want

[klunderbunker]

Preferably I'd like to have the whole thign done in an hour, which would mean one every four minutes.

[klunderbunker]

Less than 15 minutes.

The matches are ready to be selected, and I for one can't wait.

[klunderbunker]

Boss, for the sake of simplicity for me could you list the match and then I'll put in the gimmick?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

So how this will work is I will write in the name of a randomly selected Match, and KB will then come behind me and edit in a randomly selected gimmick match. We will do this every five minutes until all are revealed.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Well hold up...

[Uncle Sam]

Make the fucking deal!

[klunderbunker]

We think alike.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

This is now KB"s baby, I'm stepping out and beind an observer for it. KB the thread is all yours.

[Uncle Sam]

Spin the fucking wheel! Make the fucking deal!

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Woo woo, just hope to god we don't get the Irish Canadian Fat Camp in a ladder match, oh boy.

[klunderbunker]

So I'm just listing a random match and gimmick to go with it every five minutes?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

We need the Jericho countdown clock

[Uncle Sam]

ECW doesn't have the budget to buy reinforced ladders.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

That's right. You have the cards. Random Match, Random Gimmick.

[A Boy Named Jane]

I'm excited.

[klunderbunker]

Will do. Boss if you could follow me and insert the seedings for each match taht would be helpful. Anyway, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the first match in round #4 of the WZ Invitational Tournament, and it will be conducted under Ultimate Submission Rules.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

For The Record, these are all of the matches

Bret Hart vs. Harley Race
Mick Foley vs. The Ultimate Warrior
Kurt Angle vs. the Great Muta
The Rock vs. Kane
Hulk Hogan vs. The British Bulldog
Benoit vs. Goldberg
The Undertaker vs. Terry "Mother Fucking" Funk
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero
Steve Austin vs. Booker T
Big Van Vader vs. Andre the Giant vs. The Big Show
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam
Triple H vs. AJ Styles
Ric Flair vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
Chris Jericho vs. Scott Steiner

[Steamboat Ricky]

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[Esteban Ochocinco]

Spin the Wheel KB

[klunderbunker]

Here are the participants!

Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 234lbs, Mr. Monday Night,

ROB

VAN

DAM!

And his opponent, from Sarasota, Florida, weighing 235lbs, The Macho Man RANDY SAVAGE!

[klunderbunker]

First match-Savage vs. Van Dam-Ultimate Submission.

I'll drop the theatrics now.

[A Boy Named Jane]

How in hell is this gonna work...?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

RVD vs. Randy Savage, eww what could it be.

[Uncle Sam]

What's... what's happening?

EDIT: Oh, I gotcha. I think.

[klunderbunker]

Match #2 up in 5 minutes.

[klunderbunker]

LmNWWWA2wu0


Why is Bischoff wearing a Confederate uniform?

It was Halloween.

[Steamboat Ricky]

LmNWWWA2wu0


Why is Bischoff wearing a Confederate uniform?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Damn it, Ultimate Submission for Savage and RVD. Does either use a submission?

[klunderbunker]

2 minutes to go.

[The Todd]

Submission between RVD and Savage? Has either ever won a match by submission can anyone tell me? They're not famed for it, could be a hell of a long match that one.

[klunderbunker]

Bad draw for both men.

[klunderbunker]

Damn it, Ultimate Submission for Savage and RVD. Does either use a submission?

i saw Savage use a Boston Crab once.

[Steamboat Ricky]

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[klunderbunker]

The next contest will be a Stretcher Match!

[Esteban Ochocinco]

I suppose you could beat someone into submission, but either man really isn't known for their brawling. That match is a toss up at this point.

[klunderbunker]

Your Participants in the Stretcher Match are:

The Rock vs. Kane!

[Esteban Ochocinco]

1. RVD vs. Savage: Ultimate Submission
2. The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

The Stretcher Match is much better, and I think Kane has a shot at taking down the Rock here.

[klunderbunker]

Is it push the other past the finish line/

[The Todd]

Don't think either has had a stretcher match. Least it's not first blood. I wouldn't have known what argument to use for The Rock if that was the case.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Yup, gotta get them up to the line on the stage, should be interesting how that goes.

[Tastycles]

I think Kane has that in the bag to be honest.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

I'm interested to see what Styles and Triple H get, that's probably the match of this round.

[Tastycles]

Hopefully Stone Cold v. Booker isn't a "Who has the most fire in his entrance" match.

Indeed, or a "how many crap accents can you do?" match.

[Steamboat Ricky]

Hopefully Stone Cold v. Booker isn't a "Who has the most fire in his entrance" match.

[klunderbunker]

Less than 2 minutes.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Damn forum clocks

[klunderbunker]

Match #3 will be a Pure Wrestling Match, which is an ROH specialty. Shocky will give you the rules that you will see in place as........

Sting faces Eddie Guerrero!

Damn that could be epic.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

1. RVD vs. Savage: Ultimate Submission
2. The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match
3. Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

Yeah, that's really interesting, and part of me says advantage Guerrero.

Essentially it's no closed fist to the face, you only have 3 rope breaks the entire match, and you have a 20 second count outside of the ring. Should be a good one.

[Uncle Sam]

Gonna have to go with Guerrero in a Pure Wrestling Match.

The three Pure Wrestling Rules are:
1. Each wrestler has three rope breaks to stop submission holds and pinfalls during the match. After a wrestler exhausts his rope breaks, submission and pin attempts under the ropes by the opponent are considered legal.
2. There are no closed-fist punches to the face allowed in a Pure match, only open-handed slaps or chops to the face are allowed. Punches to other parts of the body (save for low-blows) are permitted. The first use of a closed fist will get a warning, and the second will cause the wrestler to be penalized a rope break. If he is already out of rope breaks, he will be disqualified.
3. A wrestler is subject to a twenty count by the referee if the wrestler goes to the floor.

Edit: Actually...

[Esteban Ochocinco]

The thing is though, could Guerrero lock the Laso from El Paso on Sting enough times to have him exhaust his rope breaks. Sting is a striker though, and that severly negates his gameplan.

[klunderbunker]

Boss could you put in the seedings and locations for the matches?

[klunderbunker]

Sting's strikes are unlike anyone else. I'm not sure how many closed fists he uses.

[Uncle Sam]

The thing is though, could Guerrero lock the Laso from El Paso on Sting enough times to have him exhaust his rope breaks. Sting is a striker though, and that severly negates his gameplan.

Eddie's been known to throw fists, but Sting is a king of chest slaps.

[klunderbunker]

Match #4 will be won by the first person to throw their opponent inside of a dumpster!

Who gets dumpstered first?

Will it be............

Bret "Hitman" Hart or Harley Race?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.


Hart vs. Race in a Dumster Match is pretty meh. I would have loved to have seen them get the Ultimate Submission. Honestly I think Race can beat hart in this match type.

[Uncle Sam]

Match #4 will be won by the first person to throw their opponent inside of a dumpster!

Who gets dumpstered first?

Will it be............

Bret "Hitman" Hart or Harley Race?

Total "WTF?" match here.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Yeah, it kinda changes the whole strategy of the match, because you have to shut them in a dumpster.

[Tastycles]

Race should win that badboy, I reckon.

[klunderbunker]

The fifth match will be the Chris Candido Special-No Gimmicks Needed.

Those that will wrestle without a gimmick are.........

Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar!

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Neither man has been in a match like that at all if I remember right. Hart never had any casket matches or anything.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.


Brock vs. Liger is now a non extreme match in the ECW Arena. Either way, I can't see that helping Liger out at all. He can't use any weapons on Brock, he's dead.

[klunderbunker]

Wait, since there are no gimmicks, wouldn't it be under house rules, meaning no rules?

[Tastycles]

Yeah, that pretty much hands it to Lesnar.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

In years past we've done it where the Extreme Rules are negated in ECW. However, we can have a staff discussion on it if need be.

[klunderbunker]

In years past we've done it where the Extreme Rules are negated in ECW. However, we can have a staff discussion on it if need be.

Up to you. This is your baby.

[klunderbunker]

When I was typing it I almost put Brock "Just tell me who I'm facing in Round 5" Lesnar.

[TL]

I say...Brock wins in ANY match. It could be a Japanese Yakuza Match and Lesnar prison rapes Liger.

[klunderbunker]

In our next match, Kurt Angle faces The Pearl of the Orient, The GREAT MUTA!

How will they compete you ask? The winner will be the first man to climb a pole and grab a briefcase!

[Uncle Sam]

Prison Rape - a great turn of phrase.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

As it stands right now, it's just a regular wrestling match, minus the extreme rules. However, that is not set in stone since we could have a "House Rules" clause applied to it.

Liger getting no gimmicks to help against Lesnar is a real bad draw for him.

[Tastycles]

Object on a pole could favour Muta I think. Angle weighs more, so he probably can't climb.

[klunderbunker]

If Angle can't see, he can't find the pole to climb.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.


Angle vs. Muta: Briefcase on a Pole. See, now this is interesting, because both guys are equally as fast in my eyes, and now Muta doesn't have to pin Angle in a match, very advantageous. I could see a Mist spit to the eyes of Angle, and Muta advancing.

[klunderbunker]

Who is in the Lucky 7 Match? I'm glad you asked. Match #7 will be a Leather Strap Match, in which the two men will be attached at the wrists and must drag their opponent to all four corners of the ring, touching all four turnbuckles in succession.

The two men strapped together: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat and The Rated R Superstar Edge!

[Uncle Sam]

If Angle can't see, he can't find the pole to climb.

If Muta can't walk, then he's even shitter than he already is.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Indeed. Angle is as quick as a cat, as he's climbed to the top rope plenty of times with lightning speed to superplex someone, but this, this is different.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.

Edge vs. Steamboat: Strap Match. Good match here, and it's a match that I think Steamboat can win. If Edge gets himself off of the strap, he's DQ'd like that. Edge only has 12 feet of room to maneuver against a guy that is going to come at him hard. Edge is a sneaky bastard, but I think he's met his match here.

[Uncle Sam]

Will is going to pull hard for Edge against Steamboat, and I'm sure he'll win.

[klunderbunker]

Neither are particularly strong men. If it comes down to speed, Edge doesn't stand a chance.

[TM]

Lets Get Some Fire!

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Edge's entire character right now is based on being able to get away from his opponent, drive them nuts, and get the ultimate opportunity in. He's severly hampered with the limited amount of room he can work in this match.

[Tastycles]

Oooohhh. That is interesting. Neither man has a huge strength advantage, but I think Edge probably edges the differential, if you will. not sure on that one yet, but I think it negates most of Steamboat's obvious advantages.

[Uncle Sam]

It could be argued that the best comes out of Edge when he has nowhere to run. The Cage match with Angle, the Cell with Undertaker...

[Uncle Sam]

Undertaker wins easily. Shame.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing Match
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.

The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing.
Holy Shit is all I have to say. That match could be epic, and I'm sure X will be in there in force. The Undertaker's entire gimmick is based on no selling, but that crazy son of a bitch funk can use everything and it's all Legal.

[klunderbunker]

At the halfway point, it's time for a Texas Two-Step as Terry Funk takes on YOUR defending champion, The Undertaker.

These two southern "gentlemen" will square off in a Last Man Standing Match.

Allow me to be the first to say......HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

[klunderbunker]

There's one X factor with Funk: he's just crazy enough of a son of a bitch to pull it off.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Yeah, Taker's made a career of sitting up, but Funk can use everything in this match. Brutal, bloodbath, whatever, this match will be it.

[Uncle Sam]

I said: Undertaker wins easily. Shame.

[Uncle Sam]

There's one X factor with Funk: he's just crazy enough of a son of a bitch to pull it off.

Crazy doesn't factor in with the one man nobody has ever been able to make sit the fuck down. He must have been a nightmare in school. The Funker's been put down many a time.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.


Taker vs. Funk: Last Man Standing.
Holy Shit. I wrote more, but these fuckign forums.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

halfway there, and none of the KB IC25 exclusive matches.

[Uncle Sam]

Match 9 is a WCW creation, the Sadistic Madness match. The rules are that you must make your opponent bleed before you are allowed to pin them.

Your participants: Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Ric Flair.

Flair. Is. Fucked. He's a bleeder.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.
Ric Flair vs. Bam Bam Bigelow: Sadistic Madness

You know what, I think Flair is toast here. The guy bleeds in almost every big match, and he's going up against a legit bad ass in a former ECW champion in Bam Bam Bigelow, inside of a six sided ring. I think everything here favors Bigelow.

[klunderbunker]

Match 9 is a WCW creation, the Sadistic Madness match. The rules are that you must make your opponent bleed before you are allowed to pin them.

Your participants: Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Ric Flair.

[Ty Burna]

Match 9 is a WCW creation, the Sadistic Madness match. The rules are that you must make your opponent bleed before you are allowed to pin them.

Your participants: Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Ric Flair.

Well I think that just gave it to Bam Bam honestly, Flair has worn the crimson mask so much you could poke his forehead and he'd start bleeding, plus he's going against Bigelow? Ehhh sorry Flair.

[klunderbunker]

Has Bigelow ever bled period?

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, Taker's made a career of sitting up, but Funk can use everything in this match. Brutal, bloodbath, whatever, this match will be it.

Funk's more likely to take himself out than he is Undertaker.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.
Ric Flair vs. Bam Bam Bigelow: Sadistic Madness

Flair has no advantage here. Flair bleeds in every big match, Bam Bam is a former legit ECW champion, and it's a six sided ring. I think there is a very good chance that Flair is eliminated.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

I can't ever remember, and he was in the ring with way to sloppy Sabu and RVD back in the old ECW. If the guy made it threw ECW relatively blood free (he had pay per view matches with New Jack for fucks sake), then I can't ee him losing.

This is a big victory for IC25's SHW Camp.

[Ty Burna]

Has Bigelow ever bled period?

Without doing any research, I would say he probably has, but it has been few and far between. Don't quote me on that though.

[klunderbunker]

Without doing any research, I would say he probably has, but it has been few and far between. Don't quote me on that though.

Ok I won't quote you on that.

[TL]

If STAN HANSEN would have beaten Christian and skimmed by Steamboat, this match would have been perfect for the Lariat...instead we get a match with the two wrestlers completely unfamiliar with it. I give the advantage to Edge, seeing how this match is the Ultimate Opportunist dream match.

This is a match where you have to touch all four corners to win right?

[klunderbunker]

I swear I didn't rig this:

Ladder Match-Vader vs. The Big Show vs. Andre The Giant

[Uncle Sam]

Lol.

[Uncle Sam]

I SAID LOL! Fuck the concept of time, man.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

getting down to the end here.

[Tastycles]

Undertaker has lost last man standing matches, not a foregone conclusion at all there.

Bigelow defo wins. Flair bled in a promo a few weeks ago, he's got no chance against Bigelow, who's tats would cover ant blood that fluked an appearence.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Big Van Vader vs. Andre The Giant vs. Big Show: Ladder Match
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.
Ric Flair vs. Bam Bam Bigelow: Sadistic Madness


3 Way Ladder match: My God, it's destiny. KB, when I did the numbers with Sam's numbers, that was the match I got too. It's simply meant to be, and I have no idea how the hell that's goign to go.

[klunderbunker]

Vader is the fastest, but that's really not saying much. No one has an advantage in this match at all.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

A ladder match in the ECW Arena, with those guys. just wow.

[klunderbunker]

We have 6 matches to go.

[Tastycles]

I've wanted a ladder match since this match was booked. I'm glad it's come to fruition.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

and still no KB/IC25 exclusive matches

[TL]

Vader is the fastest, but that's really not saying much. No one has an advantage in this match at all.

Time limit draw. NOBODY ADVANCES!

[klunderbunker]

I didn't know I had any exculsives. We didn't go with the Steal The Thunder match.

[klunderbunker]

Another Texas Two Step as the Green Frog Grocery Store (Green Frog? Really?) Fight sees Part 2 with Steve Austin vs. Booker T in an Irish Pub Brawl.

We're not sure what that is actually. IC came up with the idea.

[Uncle Sam]

Undertaker has lost last man standing matches, not a foregone conclusion at all there.

A quick glance at Undertaker's highlights on OWW.com suggests that no, he has never lost a Last Man Standing match. I used ctrl+f and everything.

Bigelow defo wins. Flair bled in a promo a few weeks ago, he's got no chance against Bigelow, who's tats would cover ant blood that fluked an appearence.

Remember though, it's not first blood, Flair still needs to be pinned.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Steve Austin vs. Booker T: Irish Pub Brawl
Big Van Vader vs. Andre The Giant vs. Big Show: Ladder Match
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.
Ric Flair vs. Bam Bam Bigelow: Sadistic Madness


Austin vs. Booker T in an Irish Pub Brawl: Not sure what all that means, it's an Irish Canadian creation. I'm guessing no holds barred, falls coutn anywhere massacre, which favor Austin.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Yeah, if Thesz won against Sting, he would have been a shoe in against Guerrero.

[Gelgarin]

Your fucking kidding me. Lou Thesz would have been drawn into a pure wrestling match?

Uber pissed.

[TL]

Irish Pub brawl. Stone Cold goes on. What? STONE COLD. WHAT? I SAID...Stone Cold takes this one...























WHat?

[klunderbunker]

Your fucking kidding me. Lou Thesz would have been drawn into a pure wrestling match?

Uber pissed.

It's the magic of the cards. You have nothing to be ashamed of. To get me to consider voting against Sting is a big accomplishment.

[TL]

Your fucking kidding me. Lou Thesz would have been drawn into a pure wrestling match?

Uber pissed.

Stan Hansen would have been in a Leather Strap Match. A LEATHER STRAP match. I can relate.

[klunderbunker]

We get another odd pairing here as the Revolutionary War is struck up again.

The pride of England, The British Bulldog meets the Real American, in an I QUIT match.

[TL]

I QUIT match with Hogan and Bulldog. EPIC!

[Uncle Sam]

The Undertaker drew a last man standing match against Batista, but I'm sure he's lost one. Big Show maybe?

Nope. He beat Big Show.

[klunderbunker]

The Undertaker drew a last man standing match against Batista, but I'm sure he's lost one. Big Show maybe?

No he won that. He got the chokeout on Show.

[Tastycles]

The Undertaker drew a last man standing match against Batista, but I'm sure he's lost one. Big Show maybe?

[Uncle Sam]

Can't wait for one particular match to be announced.

[The Todd]

Hogan vs Davey Boy is an I quit match? Half of these matches are never going to end.

[klunderbunker]

Sammy boy, here you are.

AJ Styles vs. HHH, in a Dog Collar Match.

They'll be tied at the neck by a dog collar, win by pinfall. These things can be fucking brutal.

[klunderbunker]

And then there were three.

[Gelgarin]

I'm pretty sure AJ went out last year in some kind of dog collar/bullrope match. I made one of my first ever posts in it.

[Tastycles]

Well it looks like I'm wearing orthopaedic shoes then.

[Tastycles]

I think that doesn't really help either man. Styles will be able to hit HHH out of nowhere, but he is really close and will be outpowered by the big man.

[TL]

HHH wins this. AJ's not a brutality kind of guy.

[Uncle Sam]

Sammy boy, here you are.

AJ Styles vs. HHH, in a Dog Collar Match.

They'll be tied at the neck by a dog collar, win by pinfall. These things can be fucking brutal.

People will argue this favours Triple H. I, however, have different ideas.

[klunderbunker]

I'm not sure. The collar could favor AJ. Roddy Piper won the most famous of these on a fluke pin. AJ could do the same.

[Uncle Sam]

HHH wins this. AJ's not a brutality kind of guy.

A dog collar match isn't about brutality. It's about leverage and tying your opponent up - two things AJ is better at in a six sided ring.

[Gelgarin]

This should have been a black tie brawl and chain match. We at wrestlezone have to do out bit to keep that gimmick alive.

Anyway, the vast majority of AJ's offence require distance between him and his opponent. He used the ropes and turn-buckles a lot, and with them taken away from him HHH has the obvious advantage. If someone can put up a decent argument I'll change sides on account of hating HHH... but for now, AJ looses.

[Uncle Sam]

By the way, AJ also bested Rhino in a match where the two were chained together by the throat. It was a Dog Collar match, but they called it a "Motor City Chain Match" or some shit. I'm sure we can agree who had the strength, weight and brutality on his side there.

[TL]

A dog collar match isn't about brutality. It's about leverage and tying your opponent up - two things AJ is better at in a six sided ring.

You don't think HHH is going to whip AJ's ear with that chain? And there's a decisive size advantage with Styles and the Game. It's a bloodbath with HHH winning it.

[Tastycles]

I don't really kmow what that is. Explain please.

[klunderbunker]

Chris Jericho, the ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, the King of the World, the Lionheart, The Savior of the WWE, the man with way too many nicknames, will be facing Big Poppa Pump in.......

A clockwork Orange House of Fun match. Oh my.

[klunderbunker]

It's hard to describe. It was a Raven specialty. Youtube it.

[klunderbunker]

Since we're down to two, I'll announce both at once when the time comes.

[Tastycles]

Ok. that sounds like it might favour Steiner a little actually.

[klunderbunker]

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[Gelgarin]

Steiner's won me over since going to TNA, I might have to vote for him.

[klunderbunker]

The series of bad matches continue, as The ULTIMATE WARRIOR will be facing Mick Foley in a 2/3 falls match.

Your final match is Bill Goldberg......Goldberg.......Goldberg.......Gold.. ...Gold....Gold.....damn record skipping........facing Chris Benoit in a For Whom the Bell Tolls Match. Again, IC made it up so he knows the rules.

That's all folks.

[Tastycles]

Seeing how Warrior has been pinned thrice ever, I can't see Foley doing it twice in one match.

Don't know what the Benoit v Goldber match is, but Benoit is going out there.

[klunderbunker]

Feel free to green rep me for running this.

[TL]

So two of the biggest train wrecks in the wrestling ring could possibly go THREE falls? Jesus Mercy and Derek.

And Goldberg and Benoit in a match where a bell's apparently involved. WhaT?

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to bed. Don't think you've seen the last of me. Oh hell no.

[Tastycles]

Actually, wasn't that the random interference thing? In which case Benoit has been in stables and has friends, Goldberg doesn't so no matter who rings the bell, Goldberg is getting his arse kicked. Murderer wins.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE: Madison Square Garden
Bret Hart vs. Harley Race: Dumpster Match
Mick Foley vs. The Ultimate Warrior 2/3 Falls
Kurt Angle vs. The Great Muta: Briefcase on a Pole Match
The Rock vs. Kane: Stretcher Match

WCW: Georgia Dome
Hulk Hogan vs. Davey Boy Smith: I Quit Match
Chris Benoit vs. Goldberg: For Whom the Bell tolls Cage Match
The Undertaker vs. Terry Funk: Last Man Standing
Sting vs. Eddie Guerrero: Pure Wrestling Match

ECW: ECW Arena
Steve Austin vs. Booker T: Irish Pub Brawl
Big Van Vader vs. Andre The Giant vs. Big Show: Ladder Match
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Brock Lesnar: Regular Wrestling Match
Edge vs. Ricky Steamboat: Leather Strap/Four Corners Match.

TNA: Impact Zone
Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam: Ultimate Submission Match.
Triple H vs. AJ Styles: Dog Collar Match
Ric Flair vs. Bam Bam Bigelow: Sadistic Madness
Chris Jericho vs. Scott Steiner: Clockwork Orange House of Fun

Nice job KB, got predisposed for a while there.

The Whom the Bell tolls amtch, (I think) you have to escape the cage, and ring the bell three times to win the match. However, i'll let IC explain it more.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

some really, really bad matches here with the gimmick, underwhelming for some.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Oh boy, Steiner beats Jericho in a House of Fun match, no doubt.

[klunderbunker]

Definitely on Steiner.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

So onto some of the ones I missed.

Warrior vs. Foley. 2/3 falls. So long Foley, as Much as I love you, it's nearly impossible to beat the Warrior in one match, let alone 2 out of 3, can't see it happening.

Hogan vs. Davey Boy: I Quit Match. What a meh match. Again, a match surrounding submission wrestling without anyone known for their submission skills.

Goldberg vs. Benoit: For Whom the Bell Tolls Cage Match: If I understand this correctly, you have to escape the cage, and then ring the bell 3 times to end the match. I think Benoit has to be favored here. if there is someone just as intense and crazy as goldbeg, it's Benoit. Plus, Goldberg just doesn't strike me as a guy with cat like reflexes to get out of the cage quicker then benoit.

AJ Styles vs. Triple H: Dog Collar: If there is an argument, I'll listen to it for Styles. However, on paper it looks like It's the Games match to lose.

Steiner vs. Jericho: House of fun: Easily STeiner here. Jericho never has impressed me with his hardcore abilities, while I vividly remember Steiner choking out Goldberg with a steel pipe while locked into the Steiner Recliner.