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C.M.V.P
05-03-2009, 10:49 PM
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Family vs. Legacy
Shane McMahon failed to avenge his family at Backlash, allowing Randy Orton to win the WWE Title. But after attacking "The Viper" on Monday night, Shane O'Mac will have another chance to exact retribution from his nemesis on Raw

The Todd
05-04-2009, 12:01 PM
After Smackdown, I really don't feel like watching RAW. Do I want to watch Shane put up a fight with Orton, before Legacy give Orton the upperhand then Batista/HHH runs in to stop the punt? No. I seem to recall seeing many situations like this recently.

Smackdown has lots of intriguing storylines developing from one show. RAW has done nothing of late.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 01:41 PM
I'm going to watch Raw, but it's going to hurt.

Orton is boring, and it's not as if Shane is going to do anything good, so that is 20 dead minutes. Big Show vs Cena is not a feud I want to see develop, so another dead ten minutes. Santino will get 5 minutes of shit for his sister. There are 36 minutes of adverts. So only 49 minutes has the potential of being remotely good.

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 02:03 PM
Meh, Kennedy return plz.

E7
05-04-2009, 03:10 PM
habitual watcher

Uncle Sam
05-04-2009, 03:13 PM
Here's me betting Shane will look better than Orton.

Harthan
05-04-2009, 03:15 PM
They're doing Shane vs Orton all backward. They gave us the hardcore match on PPV first, then the destruction that puts him out, and now we get the standard TV match. It seems like it's more appropriate the other way around. But so be it. I hope it's not the real main event and maybe we see something cool.

MVP being useful again I'm all for. I'd like to see Kennedy back, it's been too long.

E7
05-04-2009, 06:19 PM
Smackdown this week will be better

Twist
05-04-2009, 06:35 PM
Same crap, different Monday.

I like Orton, but this is getting stale fast. Shane again? How long before he gets on the ropes and DiBiase & Rhodes come out only to have Shane beat them up, before Orton knocks him off while being distracted?

What else for tonight? Cena vs Big Show in a non-match affair? Maybe a 10-diva tag match, throw in Miz vs The Brian Kendrick and I think we'll have a good idea of what's going to be on tonight.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 08:59 PM
I was nearly late. I tell you, you move to one of the biggest cities in the world, and the shops have still run out of milk at 2am. Fortunately, there was one accross the street.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 08:59 PM
Oh good, a recap to start.

Harthan
05-04-2009, 09:01 PM
Rumor holds there's an arm wrestling contest. I hope it's Cena/Big Show, but it's probably Santina/Beth Phoenix.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:01 PM
I remember this match...the match that never ended.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:02 PM
Why is Shane McMahon in another match, so we can see his horrible punches once again?

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 09:04 PM
Must be a good main event at the end for this to be the opening match.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:04 PM
WOW! Opening match!

Harthan
05-04-2009, 09:05 PM
My word, they've put this match in the perfect spot. I was thinking we'd have to sit through a whole night of recap and promos, but we get it out of the way in hopefully 15 minutes? Excellent.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:05 PM
Thank goodness this is the opening match

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:06 PM
Opening match? :headscratch:

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:06 PM
At least its at the start so the backlash of the fight an last for the whole show.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:07 PM
At least its at the start so the backlash of the fight an last for the whole PPV.

Thriller City Machine Guns
05-04-2009, 09:07 PM
They always use that camera angle when they aren't coming out of the tunnel

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:07 PM
Hmmm, with the way they are pushing Shane'O'Mac, I can't wait for Survivor Series. I hear that they are going to announce a traditional Survivor Series Matchup of Legacy vs. the Mean Street Posse. I can't wait baby.

SavageTaker
05-04-2009, 09:08 PM
I wonder what the main event will be now,

Maybe Batista vs Legacy?

TL
05-04-2009, 09:08 PM
I say next year, Shane McMahon goes into the WZ Tournament

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:08 PM
At least its at the start so the backlash of the fight an last for the whole show
.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:08 PM
Shane looks pretty ridiculous out there.

SavageTaker
05-04-2009, 09:08 PM
How is anyone suppose to take Randy serius when he gets dominated by a non-wrestler?

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:09 PM
OMG, the shock. Legacy comes out to attack.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:09 PM
Wow, no idea why there is three of my post there, all slightly different. Technical diffiulties I expect.

JuviJuiceIsLoose
05-04-2009, 09:09 PM
Well that was a waste... Oh shit, MVP!!!

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 09:09 PM
I guess there is going to be a 6-man tag now.

Harthan
05-04-2009, 09:10 PM
Randy Oran

Thriller City Machine Guns
05-04-2009, 09:10 PM
Batista runs like a 90 year old woman in 6 inch heels

TL
05-04-2009, 09:10 PM
Main Event...

Legacy v.s Shane, Batista, and MVP

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:11 PM
Will someone please explain to me why people pop for the equivalent of a lamp post aka Batista??

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:11 PM
Great, the night is ruined.

Starchild
05-04-2009, 09:11 PM
Why is it so hard for Vickie to say "Orton"...it's pretty straightforward

simpsons_fanatic742
05-04-2009, 09:12 PM
That's a good way of setting up a hell turn. The question is who?

TL
05-04-2009, 09:12 PM
So, did anyone understand what Vickie said?

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:13 PM
im guessing mvp and batista both win their matches. Then one of them joins orton half way through the match or something and turns heel. I'll say batista.

SavageTaker
05-04-2009, 09:13 PM
I feel sorry for cody rhodes...he always take most of the beating only to be ditched by dibiase and orton...maybe because he is the smallest looking from all 3.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:13 PM
Batista running down the ramp was hilarious, looked like he was going to fall

slayerofpanda
05-04-2009, 09:14 PM
so there are 4 matches tonight just on this one stupid storyline....friggen disgusting, i can't wait for MNF to start, so far away

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:14 PM
Anyone else want to stab her in the face?

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 09:14 PM
So, did anyone understand what Vickie said?

Yep. Whoever wins out of Rhodes/MVP and DiBiase/Batista will get to join Shane and Orton in their match. I'm betting Batista and Rhodes will win.

simpsons_fanatic742
05-04-2009, 09:15 PM
Kofi Kingston!!! Boom Boom Boom

simpsons_fanatic742
05-04-2009, 09:15 PM
Shane vs. Orton

Batista vs. Dibiase - winner can insert themselves in the Orton/Shane match.

Rhodes vs. MVP - winner can insert themselves in the Orton/Shane match.

This is could be a good way to make one of the wrestlers turn. I say Batista.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:15 PM
They'll give Matt and Kofi some time, so this will be great.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:16 PM
Batista isn't going to turn tonight, but he will. There's a PPV with him v. Orton first.

I reckon MVP is being primed for his face spot, which is good news in my opinion.

Watch as Kofi Jobston falls victim to a cast shot.

Shake-Zula
05-04-2009, 09:16 PM
im guessing mvp and batista both win their matches. Then one of them joins orton half way through the match or something and turns heel. I'll say batista.

Batista has a title shot at the PPV so him turning heel and joining wouldn't make sense plus the fact he isn't a 2nd or 3rd Gen wrestler. MVP also isn't one so that can't happen.

I'm thinking Cody will beat MVP and Batista will beat Ted or the other way around. Point being both Orton and Shane will have someone with them.

JuviJuiceIsLoose
05-04-2009, 09:16 PM
I think I saw Prince wearing the same jacket Matt's wearing during the Purple Rain tour.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:17 PM
You've got a cast on, how fucking hard is it to remember the phrase "broken hand".

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 09:17 PM
Anyone else want to stab her in the face?

Don't touch her face. I love that face.

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:17 PM
I don't personally think there will be a heel turn tonight. The only heel turn I could even see tonight is Shane'O'Mac. He fits the criteria for Legacy. Although, I could see them introducing a new member to Legacy tonight.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:17 PM
Seriously...this whole main event concept is stupid.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:18 PM
They must never have heard of Mapquest in Jamaica. I've never seen someone in need of direction as Kofi in my life.

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:18 PM
Batista is going to loose his match somehow, they are trying to bulid MVP, he'll win his match

KillBill
05-04-2009, 09:20 PM
What would be the point of a Batista heel turn? There are no faces, and hes fighting Orton in 2 weeks.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:20 PM
good match here.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:21 PM
So much for Matitude's push.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:21 PM
Batista has a title match against orton????

Really???? Wow i haven't really been paying attention then.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:21 PM
Kofi Kingston has got all the direction he needs.

"You're black with dreads, so go down and act like you're a stereotypical rasta, and then lose."

Starchild
05-04-2009, 09:22 PM
I fully expect Batista to turn heel soon, but not tonight. He still has the title match at JD. It'll be something related to what happened with HHH and getting fed up with Trips blaming him or something.
I also don't expect him to be too involved with Legacy other than maybe the occasional team up when he does turn heel.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:22 PM
Well, I look like a bell end.

JuviJuiceIsLoose
05-04-2009, 09:23 PM
Nothing funnier than seeing white people waving the Jamaican flag and wearing Jamaican armbands!!!

JuviJuiceIsLoose
05-04-2009, 09:24 PM
Why can't this show be Smackdown?

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:24 PM
Is King turning heel? He's bumming Matt Hardy.


Figuratively speaking.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:24 PM
It's sad when I'm actually looking forward to the Miz coming out.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:26 PM
im guessing mvp and batista both win their matches. Then one of them joins orton half way through the match or something and turns heel. I'll say batista.

That would be a great move considering they are fighting each other at JD.

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:27 PM
It would be different if they had both Batista and MVP to win their matches or both Legacy memebers to win theirs instead of a "basic" tag match. Batista winning his match tonight is too predictable.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:27 PM
That would be a great move considering they are fighting each other at JD.

as i said earlier, i did not know that.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:28 PM
Fuck him up Chavo, fuck him up!

Fuck him up Chavo, fuck him up!

Fuck him up Chavo, fuck him up!

TL
05-04-2009, 09:28 PM
God, Santino...he's getting old...real fast.

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:28 PM
I like Miz being on Raw. He fits in well there.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:29 PM
So much for Matitude's push.

Loss does not = loss of push.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:29 PM
Is he supposed to be afraid of Chavo? What's he going to do? Threaten to lose to him?

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:29 PM
I thought it was because she's Mexican

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:31 PM
What they should do with Santino is tag him up with someone who has "no personallity" kind of like Al Snow and Steve Blackman. I think that could have some great potential.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:32 PM
I thought it was because she's Mexican

I think that's why they had him explain the gag, otherwise it'd be possible racism.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:32 PM
The Bellas made me laugh.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:32 PM
Loss does not = loss of push.

Doesn't help it. Kofi needed the win anyway.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:33 PM
Not sure that making swine-flu jokes is good for WWE's image.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:33 PM
He did know those girls were on Smackdown, too. Right? MVP = PUSSY MAGNET!

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:33 PM
Can I also say that I am so sick of women professional wrestlers having the gimmick of slut? There are a handful of them that don't have that gimmick, but most of them, wow.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:34 PM
I'm going to like it round here, with girls who were on my old brand... Nice one MVP.

Also, adult twins wearing the same clothes is a bit odd.

Dewey.
05-04-2009, 09:34 PM
Alright, I haven't watched in a while, when did the Bella Twins drop their feud?

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:34 PM
I'm going to like it round here, with girls who were on my old brand... Nice one MVP.

Also, adult twins wearing the same clothes is a bit odd.

So are grown men in tights that leave little to the imagination grappling with each other in an attempt to pin the other to settle a feud that should have been constituted as battery.

Ty Burna
05-04-2009, 09:35 PM
MVP's pimpin da ladies, he officially became my favorite wrestler now.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:35 PM
That muppet mr. kennedy lmao

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 09:35 PM
Vickie does look sexy tonight.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:36 PM
Great reaction for MVP!

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:36 PM
Regal is going to attack MVP, blates.

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:37 PM
Regal costs MVP the match and Batista wins

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:37 PM
I still am having a problem believing Cody Rhodes as a heel. He just doesn't have the facial expression for it.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:37 PM
I vote Regal for GM of Raw...again. He'd be teriffic compared to Mamacita!~

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:38 PM
I like how they are making being the US champion mean something

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:39 PM
Regal is dogging The Miz hardcore lol

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:40 PM
Yeah Cody has the face of a face

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:40 PM
Regal has been off TV for ages, I wonder what he's done to get the push, which I am going to assume he will get.

simpsons_fanatic742
05-04-2009, 09:40 PM
Did they explain why Regal is commentating?

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:40 PM
Doesn't help it. Kofi needed the win anyway.

What Matt did after his loss kinda erases the loss, it doesn't mean they ain't pushing him anymore

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:42 PM
Twatista is going to win, presumably.

(I don't have a problem with him, just thought the name was amusing)

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:42 PM
Regal vs. MVP feud? That could have definite possibilities. If they are both on, that would be a great match.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:42 PM
Ouch. Not from the knee bash...rather the fact that MVP has just entered a program with Regal.

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:42 PM
I didn't see that coming from a mile away

TL
05-04-2009, 09:43 PM
I smell a run at the US title from Regal. Then if he wins it, he could turn it into the European Title...make it a big deal.

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:43 PM
Alright, I haven't watched in a while, when did the Bella Twins drop their feud?

Moving from Smackdown to Raw erases the feud, lol...it brings them closer together

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:44 PM
I smell a run at the US title from Regal. Then if he wins it, he could turn it into the European Title...make it a big deal.

I don't think he'd turn it into the European Title. He'd probably turn it into the UK Title. Make more sense.

Marquis
05-04-2009, 09:44 PM
:glare:, great... here i was hoping this could lead to great things for MVP. Instead it looks like hes gonna end up in a US title feud with Regal..

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:45 PM
You expected something else for MVP? Why? He's getting over in the main event so he belongs in the midcard being wasted.......again.

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:45 PM
I vote Regal for GM of Raw...again. He'd be teriffic compared to Mamacita!~


He should go to Smackdown, that's where "Umanga" is

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:46 PM
The way they've booked MVP recently makes me think that WWE are going to take him up to the next level. If this is the case, then it would be good for him to drop the US title to Regal, who could deface it for some cheap pops.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:46 PM
I was so bored watching that stupid contest Friday.

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:46 PM
:glare:, great... here i was hoping this could lead to great things for MVP. Instead it looks like hes gonna end up in a US title feud with Regal..


They are still gonna be building MVP up, so that's good. He has to defend his title, doesn't he. I hope they don't 4get to focus on the IC title over at Smackdown.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Oh good. WWE are so good at the funnies.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Someone call me in about 6 minutes. I'm taking a nap.

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
OH god. I'm going to go get my Crown Royale and anti-freeze. Just so that I can actually stand Jillian singing.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Oh Jeez

Ty Burna
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Well I'm going to go take a few shots, let me know when this horrible segment is over

Tyrath
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
What the hell...

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Festis FTW

Thriller City Machine Guns
05-04-2009, 09:48 PM
I think I found something worse than Santino/a

JuviJuiceIsLoose
05-04-2009, 09:49 PM
Festus has the voice of a young Sinatra!!!

TL
05-04-2009, 09:49 PM
I haven't laughed so hard during a Raw in my life.

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:49 PM
Someone ring the bell.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:49 PM
Festus is 25 years old...

Tyrath
05-04-2009, 09:50 PM
So now ringing the bell makes Festus sing..?

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:51 PM
Is Festus on Raw?

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:51 PM
lmfao!!

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:51 PM
Someone needs to tell WWE that Weekend at Bernies was 20 years ago and it was shit then.

Marquis
05-04-2009, 09:51 PM
Thank god, The Miz is here to save Raw.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:51 PM
Yeeeeessss!!!! Miz Ftw!

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:52 PM
OK, I'm going to go get my six-shooter now. It works faster than the anti-freeze.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:52 PM
I can't wait for Kennedy to come in a couple of weeks and nail him.

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:52 PM
call out HHH

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:52 PM
In theory shouldn't every strike of the bell turn Festus on/off?

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:52 PM
Didn't Miz pick on Festus on SD!

thetorex
05-04-2009, 09:53 PM
I am ZIM!

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:53 PM
The ending to last week's Raw put Miz over more than anyone else. It made Cena look weak or at least scared.

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:53 PM
come on tht was hillarious

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 09:53 PM
The fact remains this.... so far

Miz-1
Cena-0

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:54 PM
another W against Cena, he should call out HHH

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:54 PM
:zzzz:

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 09:55 PM
Ah, the Miz. Someone who can finally work the crowd.

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
05-04-2009, 09:55 PM
Did he call John out again?

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 09:55 PM
it's a video, it's not really cena live

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:56 PM
This needed to be milked longer.

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:56 PM
Do they seriously need The Miz and the Big Show both running programs with Cena? I mean, I know Cena is bigger then God himself, but I think they could find someone else to run a program with The Miz.

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:57 PM
Do they seriously need The Miz and the Big Show both running programs with Cena? I mean, I know Cena is bigger then God himself, but I think they could find someone else to run a program with The Miz.

Yeah it should be Kennedy

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 09:57 PM
lulz Miz bout to get squashed.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:57 PM
Holy shit a heel that does something during commercials.

Shake-Zula
05-04-2009, 09:57 PM
Miz is gonna win cause Miz owns.

Ty Burna
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
:lmao:

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
Haha Miz 1 Cena 0 on his arm

Marquis
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
They are still gonna be building MVP up, so that's good. He has to defend his title, doesn't he. I hope they don't 4get to focus on the IC title over at Smackdown.

He could have defended his title against Rhodes or DiBiase. It would have kept him somewhere near the main feud.

TL
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
He has Miz 1 Cena 0 on his arm band. LOL

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
Yeah it should be Kennedy

The could make an interesting program. Miz and Kennedy. Definite potential.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
Somehow I think the UK TV feed has fucked up and I'm about five minutes behind.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
Ok that made me laugh.

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
Wait, who is he wrasslin?

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 09:58 PM
LMFAO, I love Miz!

Marquis
05-04-2009, 09:59 PM
2-0 Miz. The Miz's IWC smark gimmick is great.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 09:59 PM
Miz uses the rock/cena feud in his promo and still hardly gets a reaction.

But that line was pretty funny.

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 09:59 PM
Owned!!!!!!!!!!

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 09:59 PM
The Miz iz doing the biz. I reckon.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:00 PM
John Cena is walking like he's shat his pants.

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 10:00 PM
Haha I sent it to the Rock he was out of toilet paper

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:00 PM
Why isn't Super-Cena flying out to the ring?

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:01 PM
Cena is walking like he's shat his pants.

Starchild
05-04-2009, 10:01 PM
Cena is gonna be fine and beat the shit outta Miz

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 10:01 PM
Here's hoping the Miz doesn't get owned.

Tyrath
05-04-2009, 10:01 PM
Miz uses the rock/cena feud in his promo and still hardly gets a reaction.

But that line was pretty funny.

I missed it, what did he say?

Marquis
05-04-2009, 10:01 PM
Miz Vs. Cena Vs. Big Show, at judgment day.

TL
05-04-2009, 10:02 PM
this is actually interesting

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 10:03 PM
Miz uses the rock/cena feud in his promo and still hardly gets a reaction.

But that line was pretty funny.

This crowd is complete shit. Cena barely got any pop.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 10:03 PM
Yea i was wondering that. When Cena came out, there wasnt anything. When was the last time RAW was at a town with a good crowd anyway

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:03 PM
Did I just hear MVP chants in that crowd? Is MVP the new super-face who comes out to save everybody from Shane, to Cena, to the Spanish announce table...if it were there?

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 10:03 PM
Is Cena shaking?

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:03 PM
Do something?

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:04 PM
I think I see a kid in the 25th row crying like a bitch with his Cena shirt on!!! LAWLZ

realblackhart
05-04-2009, 10:05 PM
it's funny hw they don't pay attention to storylines during dark matches, Cena was in a 6man tag last tuesday at the Smackdown tapings

Tyrath
05-04-2009, 10:05 PM
And then the miz gets lost in the Cena/Show feud.

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 10:06 PM
I am pretty sure I just heard some random girl scream "GET UP"

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:06 PM
That's one for up the arse corner.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 10:07 PM
And now Cena makes the Superman return in two weeks. He's barely moving two weeks after getting hurt so he can wrestle another two weeks later after he gets hurt again.

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 10:07 PM
:zzzz:

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Where did Miz even go?

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Big Show is squashing Cena Barry Harowitz style.

JuviJuiceIsLoose
05-04-2009, 10:08 PM
Show puts him in the Camel Clutch. Breaks his back, then fucks his ass!!!

Harthan
05-04-2009, 10:08 PM
I've noticed something

Michael Cole isnt saying anything at all.

He's trying to resist the urge to claim this is "Vintage Big Show".

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 10:08 PM
He's trying to resist the urge to claim this is "Vintage Big Show".

Haha

Harthan
05-04-2009, 10:08 PM
For some reason, this live crowd is really aggravating me. Just the front row that the camera's on, really.

They're fucking incessantly waving or some shit. God, it's been an hour. No one cares about you anymore.

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 10:08 PM
They suck and don't hardly react to shit. Why in the bluest of blue fucks would you possibly go to a WWE show and just sit there with your fucking head up your ass?

brahma62
05-04-2009, 10:09 PM
I've noticed something

Michael Cole isnt saying anything at all.

JuviJuiceIsLoose
05-04-2009, 10:09 PM
That reminded me of when Earthquake squashed Hulk Hogan on the Brother Love Show.

Hogan getting stretchered out clutching his crucifix while little kids cried in the audience.

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:10 PM
I've noticed something

Michael Cole isnt saying anything at all.

Where's the negative part of that? hahahaha

Harthan
05-04-2009, 10:11 PM
Hogan getting stretchered out clutching his crucifix while little kids cried in the audience.

Except instead of crying, the kids are waving and dancing for the camera.

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:11 PM
Orton? Venomous? If he bites me will my muscles shut down?

brahma62
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
LMAO @ Jared getting booed

Thriller City Machine Guns
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
Jared the subway guy? That is it. Fuck the WWE. Fuck Vince McMahon. I quit.

Steamboat Ricky
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
Jared the subway guy? Are you serious?

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
I liked Mickie James better when she wore the skirt wrestling outfits.

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
Dude........WTF?

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
Who's this cunt?

Harthan
05-04-2009, 10:14 PM
Mickie James is welcome to my footlong anytime she likes.

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 10:15 PM
Mickie James is welcome to my footlong anytime she likes.

And then she laughs and gets pissed off.

"What the hell is this, I only got half my order."

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 10:15 PM
Jared is so like 2002 or 2003 or whatever.

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:15 PM
Jared??? ftw??????????

TL
05-04-2009, 10:16 PM
What just happened?

brahma62
05-04-2009, 10:16 PM
King is hilarious

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:16 PM
Seriously, who is Jared? Our subway adverts have a man dressed as an olive/jalapeno/tomato in them.

Starchild
05-04-2009, 10:16 PM
So we have this whole PG thing going on...WWE has cut ties with Playboy...

Yet the female wrestlers still come out scantily clad??

Ty Burna
05-04-2009, 10:17 PM
I'm gonna be busy for a bit.....

Ezzee
05-04-2009, 10:18 PM
Seriously, who is Jared? Our subway adverts have a man dressed as an olive/jalapeno/tomato in them.

Jared is supposedly this guy who lost 200 lbs by walking to Subway and eating a sub everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:18 PM
Maryse= my future ex-wife

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 10:19 PM
Lol, stfu Jared.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 10:19 PM
i think that WWE needs to get outta the northeast because these crowds suck.

Marquis
05-04-2009, 10:19 PM
Mickie should start eating at subway.

a7xoff
05-04-2009, 10:19 PM
Hey everyone! remember me?

Harthan
05-04-2009, 10:20 PM
Mickie James is gorgeous. She's not a stick, but she's still fucking hot.

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 10:20 PM
Mickie James is welcome to my footlong anytime she likes.

Looks like she had one too many of them.

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:20 PM
Seriously... why all the Mickie hate? She was thicker when she came to the WWE and everyone loved her as "thickie mickie" now she's still smaller than she used to be but people think she's fat? Am I missing something?

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:20 PM
If we are what we eat, then I assume Mickie's vagina has been at the beef sub.

Lil Wes
05-04-2009, 10:21 PM
yawn Batista.

I'm out.

a7xoff
05-04-2009, 10:22 PM
So Batista vs Dibiase huh? big MEH... I'm not sayin that to complain... it's just that I haven't watched much WWE lately, and this is the first match I see?

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:24 PM
Batista=:zzzz:

TL
05-04-2009, 10:24 PM
Seriously...Jared the Subway guy gets booed.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:25 PM
Batista must have spent his time out working out.

Working out how much roids he has to take to look like that.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 10:26 PM
Did you guys know that RAW is the longest running weekly episodic tv show????

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:27 PM
Did you guys know that RAW is the longest running weekly episodic tv show????

I also found the fun fact at the beginning of Raw about more males watched Raw last Monday than any show on NBC on Monday night. Can anybody even name a show on NBC on ANY night other than Thursdays that are magical due to The Office and 30 Rock?

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:27 PM
Did you guys know that RAW is the longest running weekly episodic tv show????

No, did you know it was the most watched show on cable?

Starchild
05-04-2009, 10:27 PM
Did you guys know that RAW is the longest running weekly episodic tv show????

You don't say? They should announce that on occasion and act like they're proud of such a feat.

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 10:27 PM
Mickie James is gorgeous. She's not a stick, but she's still fucking hot.

No complaints with me. I like a woman with meat on her bones.

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 10:28 PM
No, did you know it was the most watched show on cable?

So you mean Oprah isn't the most watched show on cable? I am greatly disappointed.

brahma62
05-04-2009, 10:29 PM
No, did you know it was the most watched show on cable?

No i didn't!
Did you know that during one of the commercial breaks, USA aired a promo for Burn Notice saying that it was the most watched show on cable?

Thriller City Machine Guns
05-04-2009, 10:29 PM
So you mean Oprah isn't the most watched show on cable? I am greatly disappointed.

She's not on cable. But she probably would be is she was on cable

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:29 PM
Areyou deaf Batista, you muppet? He told you about 50 times to stop.

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 10:30 PM
There are some guys that can sport tattoos. I feel Batista is not one of them.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:31 PM
No i didn't!
Did you know that during one of the commercial breaks, USA aired a promo for Burn Notice saying that it was the most watched show on cable?

I genuinely didn't, they have different ideas here.

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:31 PM
hahaha Batista sucks colon.

KillBill
05-04-2009, 10:31 PM
Anybody hating on Mickie is crazy. Absolutely nuts. She is hot as hell, and I would love to be with her.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:33 PM
Chance of a HHH return here, but I doubt it.

Little Jerry Lawler
05-04-2009, 10:33 PM
They've been showing this Gilette Fusion commercial for how long now?

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:34 PM
Chance of a HHH return here, but I doubt it.

Let's hope not.

TL
05-04-2009, 10:34 PM
This main event's going to be shit.

Tastycles
05-04-2009, 10:34 PM
Nike.com isn't exactly a news site is it?

Lt 0reo
05-04-2009, 10:35 PM
How do you outperform a website?

klunderbunker
05-04-2009, 10:35 PM
Nike.com? REALLY?

shafe_41
05-04-2009, 10:35 PM
I really miss Jericho calling Kurt Angle Kirk Angel