If you could live the life of one WWE Superstar

[Slyfox696]

The rules are simple. You can live the life of one WWE Superstar. In essence, you ARE that superstar. You work his style, you do his house show appearances, you live in his house, date his girl...everything. You are the superstar.

For example, I'd want to be Vince McMahon. He's incredibly rich, incredibly powerful, and can get any young lady he wants. He runs the wrestling product however he wants, can get in the ring and wrestle in front of thousands of fans anytime he wants, and he's one of the most recognizable figures in entertainment.

Who do you want to be? Why?

[aljnxh]

John Cena. Simply, love him or hate him, he is the face of the company. If it wasn't a current superstar, The Rock. Both are paid a lot, their actors, and they pick up a lot of chicks. =)

[quink987]

it would have to be triple h
1.i get to sleep with stephine
2.be in the main event when you want
3.just think how much money they both have

[Phoenix]

I'd have to go with The Rock, with that charisma at hand, everyone is waiting for your next promo and People's Elbow.

[τδιγλε]

I would have to go with Shawn Michaels. Sure, he is now balding, has cross eyes, and has a horrible past. But, now, he has a wife that seems to adore him, two children, a nice home in Texas, a light wrestling schedule, and the adoration of millions. I definitely desire the upper middle-class family life, so I don't think there would be a better pick than Shawn Michaels (maybe Sting, but he's in TNA).

[George Michael]

The rules are simple. You can live the life of one WWE Superstar. In essence, you ARE that superstar. You work his style, you do his house show appearances, you live in his house, date his girl...everything. You are the superstar.

For example, I'd want to be Vince McMahon. He's incredibly rich, incredibly powerful, and can get any young lady he wants. He runs the wrestling product however he wants, can get in the ring and wrestle in front of thousands of fans anytime he wants, and he's one of the most recognizable figures in entertainment.

Who do you want to be? Why?

Eaaasily Triple H.

I'd be able to enjoy numerous title reigns, great money, creative control over my character aaand be able to look my boss in the eye with him knowing that his daughter is with me.

Triple H lives the American Dream.

[Big Pimpin]

Current Superstar- Triple H
1. I get to sleep with Stephanie McMahon
2. I get backstage power
3. I get to be in the main event & be champion whenever I damn well please
4. Lots & lots of money.

Former Superstar- The Rock
1. Charisma
2. Lots & lots of money
3. Actors
4. He gets alot of chicks

[rmaskiell]

You are all thinking about this all wrong! I would be Mike Knox! You don't have to worry a lot about getting talented because no one seems to care. You get pretty decent money, and you don't have to worry about the wear and tear that long night after night matches put on your body. Plus you can go on autograph signings as Bruiser Brody and no one will notice, this is a nice way of illegally padding your WWE paycheck without them taking a cut!

[Milkyway!]

You are all thinking about this all wrong! I would be Mike Knox! You don't have to worry a lot about getting talented because no one seems to care. You get pretty decent money, and you don't have to worry about the wear and tear that long night after night matches put on your body. Plus you can go on autograph signings as Bruiser Brody and no one will notice, this is a nice way of illegally padding your WWE paycheck without them taking a cut!

Not to mention a beard, that you could lose a 3 year old child in!!!! What could honestly be better? Ahh, Mike Knox lives the life.

[horsemen4ver]

I want to be the man. You guessed it I wanna be Nature Boy Ric Flair. He had it all. He had charisma, money, he partied, and please lets not forget about the women he had. He lived the american dream (pun intended) because it sure as hell wasnt Dusty Rhoades. Ric Flair was and is the man and I would like to live the life of the man

[HHH=The Peoples King]

Triple H
1)You get to screw Stephanie
2)get the WWE title whenever you please
3)paid well
4)lots of locker room power
5)top of storylines
6)love him or hate him, probley the most respected guy in the locker room
:ass:

[pepentorresHHH]

hands down triple H
i mean this guys is a t the top all the time and he gets the storylines he wants as he is in total control of his character
he gets the world title when he wants
he has to be a millionaire since 2000 so imagine how much money he s got now
he has one of the hottest women in wrestling right now as his wife, stephanie
i mean, triple H has the life everyone would want in professional wrestling

[OIL]

I'd go with Randy Orton.

He's the best heel in the industry today.
He gets awesome storylines - The one with the McMahons atm
Leader of a solid stable - Legacy
Good wrestler
Loved & hated by the fans. Smarks love him, fans hate/love him
Great future ahead of him.

[HBK-aholic]

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EDIT: Why didn't I just say Stephanie in the first place? She has it all, regardless of her husband. The woman is absolutely stunning, to state the obvious. Every male and female in existance has had to had thoughts about her at some point. Not only that, but she's rich, and has an attractive husband with an even hotter best friend. Stephanie truely has it all.

[Starchild]

My choice here is pretty easy. While I would be heavily tempted to go with Triple H based on Stephanie alone, not to mention the creative control, title reigns, etc. my pick is Randy Orton.
It truly was his destiny to become great and we have watched him develop before our very eyes into, in my opinion, at least a tie with Edge for best heel in the business. He has incredible upside and obviously his age gives him more longevity than Triple H in terms of wrestling matches. He is now getting a rub from the McMahons which he didn't need but it always a good thing and is also the leader of a stable that I think will be immensely successful in Legacy. This is not to mention the incredible physique which I'm sure most guys would die to have. Plus he is developing into one of the better wrestlers and all-around performers in the company.

[RealDealOdin]

I wanted to e ted dibiase jr. I am new to the businnes i got a well known father tha is the million dollar man i am in a stable with rko i can get the ladies i want

[TM]

The Undertaker.

I would first however switch my current girlfriend from skeletor to someone semi attractive. But overall, The Undertaker is loved by almost everyone, especially DEADMANAPRICOTHEAD. He only has to work the shows he wants to make, it doesn't matter what is happening, he can pretty much become the champion when ever he wants to be. I'd get to retire with one of the greatest winning streaks in history. I will be in the Hall Of Fame, and have whoever I want introduce me. I have a huge house that Brad Pitt sometimes stays at. I drive motorbikes and don't have to sign shit, because that would be out of character. I am filthy rich, and can stay that way working 15 matches a year for 10 years or so. I am huge and people don't wanna fuck with me. And I bet I am huge in otherplaces. Plus I get to wear mascara.

[Alan Quartermaine]

Gonna have to say The Rock;

9 Time World Champion
Successful Movie Star
Carried Ric Flair to a half decent match on RAW when the mighty Shawn Michaels could only manage a shit one at WrestleMania
Got to wrestle Stone Cold 3 times at WrestleMania (yet that isnt even the icing on the cake because)
Got to wrestle Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania
And he gets loads of chicks (if his hilarious story's are to be believed)
Owns the rights to "The Rock" the name
Owner of some of the best sideburns and eyebrow in history

[Fearfactory311]

I pick John Morrison.

He's young, single, and the future is so incredibly bright for him. Plus with that kind of body, you can get any chick you wanted, all you gotta do is flash the abs. He's the total package (no thanks, Lex Luger, no thanks), and he's just gettin started. Not to mention, he's hilarious and I'm sure he's got some cash. Oh, and he looks like a rockstar. Man, I could go on and on . . .

[klunderbunker]

Mickie James. While this may sound stupid, it means being in the divas locker room. She's easily the most successful of the divas right now. She's absolutely gorgeous, and I believe she's engaged. She'll be back in the title hunt soon enough, so what's really missing? Why be a male wrestler when you get beaten up on a regular basis when you can do it less often and still be over, plus having boobs?

[Blade]

I think... I think I'll go with CM Punk here. Crazy huh?

But, in theory, with his straighedge lifestyle, he could be wrestling longer than most other wrestlers in the WWE right now. No lung problems, liver problems, or heart problems. And he's a very careful wrestler, yet to suffer a major injury. Plus, he's not past his prime yet. Actually, he's not even in his prime yet, which is the main reason i chose him over HHH.

Oh, and yeah, the aforementioned reason of the hot bitches. Afterall, Punk had Maria for a while.

[BigMike]

Just like everyone else... "The Lame" Triple H.

1. Knocking up Steph would be great
2. snapping my fingers and getting titles
3. everyone would have to say good things about me, if not YOU'RE FIRED!
4. also would have been able to defeat everyone. (get my @$$ kicked every match and still end up winning).
5. have people kiss my @$$
6. do whatever I want, PO everybody and they can't do anything about it.
7. get that money money yeah yeah!
8. have a huge nose to stick up Vince's @$$
9. prevent younger more talented superstars from become champ.
10. Get control of one of the greatest companies when Vince dies.

need i say more?

[Kyphael]

I was reluctant to post because I don't want to live anyone's life but my own but I'm going to tweak it so for me it's "If you could live the life of one WWE superstar FOR A MONTH, who would it be?" basing the question on taking the superstar's looks and identity. Basically, being in their skin for a month. In this point of the game, it would be Triple H, for all the obvious reasons already stated. You get to fuck Stephanie, you get the belt when you want, you are a locker room leader and basically untouchable.

Nine years ago I would have wannted to be The Rock for a month. I can't say The Rock NOW because he hasn't wrestled since 2004. That would be wanting to assume the life of an ACTOR for a month.

[kenvin100]

Wow a lot of Trips haters eh..damn

Hmm tough question, I would go for the Rock, simply cause say what you want, he's living a better life right now and making a heck load more off his crappy movies!

[AntiHero0503]

I'd probably go with either the Big Show, Triple H or the Undertaker. Getting paid the most for doing the least amount of work sounds pretty good to me.

[hArdymAriomArk]

I'm gonna say Jeff Hardy.

- He has all the fans.
- He would be making some nice cash.
- No doubt he could get any chick he wanted.
- Get's to do massive spots.
- Is just breaking into the main event.
- Still has a big career ahead of him.
- He enjoys his 'extra curicular' activities :)
- Has a ferrari.

I would have said Trips for the obvious reasons (oh Steph OH!) but wanted someone different and Jeff would be pretty sweet, him or CM Punk, check the sig:

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

Vince McMahon, why? He's a billionaire, owns the biggest wrestling company out there, Employs a lot of people, and o did I mention money? He also makes millions and millions of people happy or pissed. I can buy whatever I want, I can also put a lot of people out of work, and I can watch my wrestlers inject themselves with steroids, and get out with a slap on the wrist. Plus, I'd have like a billion dollars and a lot of young females.

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

John Cena, most definitely.

1)I'd be the top guy in my business
2)I'm single, so that means I'd have my run at any of the Divas
3)SICK Car Collection!!!
4)Tons of cash
5)Half the locker room doesn't hate my guts, and think I only got to where I am because of who I'm banging.

[Cpt Charisma]

Batista.

Why?

1) Apparently, according to his book, he's "dated" almost every Diva which leaves the door open for more dating I would assume
2) The faces the man makes during his entrances really suggests to me that I would have an orgasm every time I stepped near a ring, a turnbuckle, or even a entrance ramp. That would be cool.
3) I've always wanted to know if I could poke that vein in his arm (the really squiggly one on the left) and move it around. That would entertain me for hours if I could

Of the formers

Steve Austin. Because you can drive drunk and beat your wife and people STILL love you.

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm going to evolve the shit outta this thread. So get ready.

I have 2 actual routes.

Shawn Michaels: While it's been mentioned his past was ugly and horrible, the fact is he turned his life around and now has a complete healthy and happy life. Complete with the typical 2.5 children, semi-beautiful Wife, nice house, loving living arrangements, and a career he enjoys tremendously.

He's always going to be remembered for being who he is in the sport of Professional Wrestling. While the downside is going bald, the fact is he's in his mid-40's, and not slowing down any on that. Some guy's go bald before their 30's. And from where I sit, only the jealous male fanbase seem to really care about the balding issue, anyways. He's still getting loads of chics screaming his name.

I'd love to be him, mainly to be remembered for being an icon within the Business. Sure, it'll come with the bad and the Screwjob remarks, or the unwillingness to do certain things when he was younger.. but it'll come with the higher remarks that'll always overshadow the bad. Stuff like being a famous Wrestler. Being a multi-time Heavyweight Champion. Being a Grand Slam winner. A back-to-back Rumble winner, including being the first guy to do it from the #1 position. Being the guy who revolutionized the sport, time and time again with new matches, including the Ladder, Hell in a Cell and Iron Man.

His life is what everyone would seemingly view as perfect, and happy. So why wouldn't you want that?

Now, on the flip side of things.

Edge: (come on, you knew I was going there) If there was one individual I can relate with on a personal level more than any other, it's Adam Copeland.

He cares greatly about his Family, yet has been greatly shit on, all because of a personal issue that wasn't even anyone's business. He slept with his best friend's girlfriend. For starters, you can not tell me that he's the only one. So that's out. Wrong and immoral, sure. But that's life, folks.

My heart has lead me in different directions a time or two. But that doesn't mean I did it out of lust, or a bad meaning. I was following what I felt was in the best interest of me, which is what anyone truly does, whether they think about it or not.

So, why would I want to be Edge? Namely because in some ways, I can relate to what he's went through. I lost a friend over marrying his ex. I've found myself "in trouble" for wandering eyes. I can definately come across as cocky, but in the realm of reality.. I only do what I believe in my own mind, I can do. So it's not cocky to me, it's reality.

Edge is going to be remembered for being one of the best individuals to play a heel character, all because more or less of a real life accident. He's currently the top heel in the company, arguably next to Orton at the very least. He's won more Championships in the span of 3 yrs then anyone else I know of, past or present, and he's still got years to go.

And finally.. the guy got to literally have a live sex celebration, with Lita, who was really naked (topless) for a brief moment in front of a nation-wide audience. If that's not the world's best porno beginning, I don't know what is.

[DeadmanInc.]

Edge

1. I banged Lita.

Not like anything else is important but:

2. Best heel in the business.
3. 8 World Titles, already up there with the greats like The Undertaker, The Rock and Stone Cold.
4. Smarks would love me.

[Dudeman777]

i would be randy orton. like cumon

1. he has good moves
2. he is sneaky
3. and he would beat the shit out of anyone who despises him.

[Monkey Winchester]

Without a doubt it would be Triple H. I would be one of the best in the business. I would have a gorgeous wife and two kids. I would one day have a part in the company and make even more money than I would be making as an active wrestler. It's pretty simple really. Triple H has the world at his fingertips and who wouldnt love that. I know if I could live his life I would.