The Batista Fan Club.

[CCS]

Good Gawd i finally made it. Batista is one of WWE's best draws and most popular wrestlers. But the fans still dont like him. I really think it's time Batista get some respect. So join the club.

[Sparky]

Batista fan club??

[CCS]

I've been saying i was going to make it. So i quit stalling and just made it.

[τδιγλε]

When he admits that basketballs hold grudges, I will gladly join.

[CCS]

Random Batista facts.

Batista is a grandfather of 2.
Batista's mom is a lesbian.
Batista can eat just 1 lays potato chip.
Batista can believe it's not butter.



more to come.

[Sparky]

Yay the sixth post!!!

[Monkey Winchester]

More Batista Facts.


Batista thinks its ok to sleep around on his wife because she wont vacuum.

[Sparky]

Biggest batista fact.....

batista's peepee is this big.

[TM]

Batista Facts

His Wife has cancer, obviously this means he thinks he is better than her
His daughter doesn't serve him, obviously he is better than her.
Hasn't had a massive heart attack... somehow.

[Sparky]

lets PRETEND for a minute that i am actually a batista fan for a minute :lmao: who is better then batista? lets think shall we.....

[Sparky]

Edit: Wow this is an old roster....


Balls Mahoney


Big Daddy V

Boogeyman

Brooke

CM Punk

Elijah Burke

Joey Styles (Commentator)

Johnny Nitro

Kelly Kelly

Kevin Thorn

Layla

Marcus Cor Von

Matt Striker

Mike Knox

Nunzio

Rob Van Dam

Stevie Richards

Tazz (Commentator)

The Miz

Tommy Dreamer



Armando Estrada

Beth Phoenix

Bobby Lashley

Brian Kendrick

Candice

Carlito

Charlie Haas

Daivari

Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Jeff Hardy

Jerry 'The King' Lawler (Commentator)

Jillian

Jim Ross (Commentator)

John Cena

Jonathan Coachman (GM)

JTG

King Booker

Lance Cade

Lilian Garcia (Ring Announcer)

Maria

Melina

Mickie James

Mr. Kennedy

Paul London

Queen Sharmell

Randy Orton

Robbie McAllister

Rory McAllister

Sandman

Santino Marella

Shad

Shawn Michaels

Shelton Benjamin

Snitsky

Stone Cold

Super Crazy

Todd Grisham (Interviewer)

Trevor Murdoch

Triple H

Umaga
William Regal
Ashley
Batista
Brett Major
Brian Major
Chavo Guerrero
Cherry
Chris Masters
Dave Taylor
Deuce
Domino
Edge
Eugene
Finlay
Funaki
Gregory Helms
Hardcore Holly
Hornswoggle
Jamie Noble
JBL
Jimmy Wang Yang
Kane
Kenny Dykstra
Kristal
Mark Henry
Maryse
Matt Hardy
Michael Cole
Michelle McCool
Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP)
Rey Mysterio
Ric Flair
Shannon Moore
The Great Khali
Torrie Wilson
Undertaker
Victoria





and thats just a small few....

Does this make me the Numero uno enemy yet???

[CCS]

The popularity of this club is amazing me. Batista is obviously more loved than i thought.

[HBK-aholic]

He's not a great wrestler, and he's an awful person.

[CCS]

Batista thinks its ok to sleep around on his wife because she wont vacuum.
Batista makes all the money. The least she could do is clean his house.

His Wife has cancer, obviously this means he thinks he is better than her
I dont think she has cancer anymore. And she isnt his wife anymore.

His daughter doesn't serve him, obviously he is better than her
He is better than her. He's a 3 time world champion.








Good Lord i suck at defending people.

[justinsayne]

lets PRETEND for a minute that i am actually a batista fan for a minute :lmao: who is better then batista? lets think shall we.....

Kanyon

[HBK-aholic]

Batista makes all the money. The least she could do is clean his house.

Please, please, please tell me you're joking here?

[CCS]

Please, please, please tell me you're joking here?

In his book he claimed that he worked his ass off and she never did anything. She just sat on her ass and spent his money. I really cant blame him for being upset about that.

[justinsayne]

In his book he claimed that he worked his ass off and she never did anything. She just sat on her ass and spent his money. I really cant blame him for being upset about that.

Of course he's going to claim that, what the fuck do you think he's gonna say, "yeah I'm an asshole who constantly cheated on wife who had cancer", of course he's going to try and make himself look like the "good guy" in his own book, I mean shit how dare she raise their children while he's out on the road partying it up and fucking random divas on a nightly basis:rolleyes:

[HBK-aholic]

In his book he claimed that he worked his ass off and she never did anything. She just sat on her ass and spent his money. I really cant blame him for being upset about that.

She had cancer! She was undergoing chemotherapy - do you have any idea how tired that would make her?

[CCS]

According to him she did it before she had cancer. But like Justin said, He could have been lying.

[Uncle Sam]

More Batista Facts.


Batista thinks its ok to sleep around on his wife because she wont vacuum.

Sure, she had cancer and the chemo made her "not in the mood" but still!

[CCS]

I loved how Batista said that women was his drug of choice. Someone might would actually believe that untill they seen this.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn167/gregwrestler/batista.jpg

[TM]

Kanyon

Yeah, Yep, when it all comes down to history, I rate Kanyon higher. Good observation.

[CCS]

This is sinking faster than the titanic.

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

Good Gawd i finally made it. Batista is one of WWE's best draws and most popular wrestlers. But the fans still dont like him. I really think it's time Batista get some respect. So join the club.

that makes little to no sense.

How can he draw without people liking him?

[CCS]

I meant that he still isnt very popular with the IWC.