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Little Jerry Lawler
12-27-2008, 02:15 PM
Let's all appreciate the awesomeness of Maryse, our new Diva's Champion!!!!!
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1803/maryseouelletsexyky4.jpg
:worship::worship::worship:

Nathan
12-27-2008, 02:20 PM
:worship:

Nathan
12-27-2008, 02:21 PM
Dibs on President.

NightShiftLoser
12-27-2008, 02:22 PM
http://img.osobnosti.cz/foto/maryse-ouellet/N54823-726d.jpg

Basically, I'm in.

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-27-2008, 02:22 PM
Lawlz, you say new WWE Divas champs, and then you post that pic

τδιγλε
12-27-2008, 03:16 PM
When she gets an ass, call me up.

NightShiftLoser
12-27-2008, 03:22 PM
When she gets an ass, call me up.

http://www.paulbuceta.com/images/photography/maryse_ouellet/images/maryse_ouellet_07.jpg

*ring ring*

mattitude2007
12-27-2008, 03:36 PM
http://www.paulbuceta.com/images/photography/maryse_ouellet/images/maryse_ouellet_07.jpg

*ring ring*

Meh...she's no Vida Guerra but still nice.

τδιγλε
12-27-2008, 03:48 PM
http://www.paulbuceta.com/images/photography/maryse_ouellet/images/maryse_ouellet_07.jpg

*ring ring*

Whole lotta meh...obviously she is in great shape and is toned, but her ass is still pretty flat...her and Kelly Kelly are pretty much the same size, but at least Kelly Kelly's ass is a little "bee stung."

OIL
12-27-2008, 05:01 PM
I'm in!

tehblogger
12-27-2008, 05:24 PM
sign me up...

The Shocktor
12-27-2008, 05:25 PM
Is this club going to just be about how hot Maryse is?

tehblogger
12-27-2008, 05:29 PM
hopefully not. Her performance is always pretty awesome too.

OIL
12-27-2008, 05:31 PM
Bit of both I hope.

Italian MVP
12-27-2008, 09:48 PM
Im defiently in...

Green Ranger
12-27-2008, 10:05 PM
I don't normally go for blondes, but damn, Maryse is hot. Easily the sexiest diva in WWE right now. And she seems to have a certain type of charisma about her, that most divas lack. I can see her going a long way in the next few years, she will be a great asset to the women's division.

NightShiftLoser
12-27-2008, 11:49 PM
Is this club going to just be about how hot Maryse is?

I hope not...I think she's a great performer, and definitely has the swagger of a champ. When she had the camel clutch on Michelle, she had this look on her face like "Oh yea. I got it..."

Eternal Dragon
12-28-2008, 03:09 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/33tp2mq.png

I'm pretty much her biggest fan. :) Just saying.

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Dragon

NightShiftLoser
12-28-2008, 03:12 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/33tp2mq.png

That face is sexy...Looks like she's near-orgasm :D

jmt225
12-28-2008, 03:17 AM
Fine as hell and can work. Maryse is by far WWE's best diva right now.

Y 2 Jake
12-28-2008, 10:20 AM
She'd be better as a valet than wrestler.

The Shocktor
12-28-2008, 12:47 PM
If this is going to be about how sexy she is, I'm not in. If it's about how awesome she is in general, I am in.

Eternal Dragon
12-28-2008, 02:21 PM
She'd be better as a valet than wrestler.

Gahhhh are you crazy! She can't share the spotlight with some wrestler that no one cares about. O.O XD

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hzo7yd.jpg

With some help from WWE.com. :D

Smaller version:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2z5qa0m.jpg

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Dragon

jmt225
12-28-2008, 02:40 PM
I don't know; I wouldn't mind seeing her moved to Raw and put in the Legacy. Just lie and say she's some legend's daughter (Adrian Adonis would be perfect).

OIL
12-28-2008, 05:53 PM
I'm pretty much her biggest fan. :) Just saying.

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Dragon

You & I both know you're not. :p

santinoistight44
12-28-2008, 06:08 PM
would it be against the SFAC to join this?

TM
12-28-2008, 06:51 PM
You would be executed from the SFAC.




But not really.



I am coming around to Maryse



And she is Canadian, so that is a plus



Happy she took the belt of that thing that had it



Even if it is the lesser of the Women's belts



I'll sign up for this fan club



Even though most fan clubs fail miserably



Just not the SFAC

Alan Quartermaine
12-28-2008, 08:04 PM
Madeese has a fan club. CCS has probably thrown his computer out the window by now.

Mighty NorCal
12-28-2008, 09:21 PM
Madeese has a fan club. CCS has probably thrown his computer out the window by now.

thats awesome :lmao:

Harthan
12-28-2008, 09:24 PM
I'm pretty much her biggest fan. :) Just saying.

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Dragon

I will fight you to the death for that title.

Seriously, cage match right now. Let's do this.

TM
12-28-2008, 10:22 PM
Don't do it, I tried the same last night, and she converted me.

santinoistight44
12-28-2008, 10:59 PM
yea, im in!

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 12:25 AM
I will fight you to the death for that title.

Seriously, cage match right now. Let's do this.

I was her fan before you even knew how to pronounce "Maryse." ;)

Ooh oui.

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Dragon

The Shocktor
12-29-2008, 12:31 AM
I was her fan before you even knew how to pronounce "Maryse." ;)

Ooh oui.

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Dragon

Love ya, ED. As a fellow sig maker and one of the coolest girls on the site. But Harthan... yeah. He's a bigger Maryse fan.

NightShiftLoser
12-29-2008, 12:33 AM
I was her fan before you even knew how to pronounce "Maryse." ;)

Ooh oui.

:lmao:

love the new sig BTW

Murfishes Can Use Calculus and Physics
12-29-2008, 12:38 AM
Love ya, ED. As a fellow sig maker and one of the coolest girls on the site. But Harthan... yeah. He's a bigger Maryse fan.

Based on what? Sexual attraction? ED likes divas a lot. I'm sure that its her favorite part of wrestling.

The Shocktor
12-29-2008, 12:54 AM
Based on what? Sexual attraction? ED likes divas a lot. I'm sure that its her favorite part of wrestling.

Nah, he talks to me all the time (instant messaging) about Maryse. Vast majority of it is about how she does in the ring or backstage. Not about how hot. But you know what? I'm not gonna dwell on this. ED and Harthan can fight in a cage. I'd pay.

Harthan
12-29-2008, 01:05 AM
I was her fan before you even knew how to pronounce "Maryse." ;)

Ooh oui.

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Dragon

Maryse is not that hard to pronounce.

And I loved her from the moment I saw her, and poured my undying love into her forever and ever. I believe I may very well send her a fan letter written in my own blood, to tell her how amazingly faithful I am to her.

Murfishes Can Use Calculus and Physics
12-29-2008, 01:09 AM
Maryse is not that hard to pronounce.

And I loved her from the moment I saw her, and poured my undying love into her forever and ever. I believe I may very well send her a fan letter written in my own blood, to tell her how amazingly faithful I am to her.

And ruin any chance you ever had.

NightShiftLoser
12-29-2008, 01:18 AM
And ruin any chance you never had.

Corrected.

Murfishes Can Use Calculus and Physics
12-29-2008, 01:20 AM
Cold Blooded

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-29-2008, 01:55 AM
:lmao:

Reigning WWE Divas Champion Maryse suffered a traumatic injury during her match at tonight's SmackDown brand house show in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Maryse and Natalya were wrestling The Bella Twins in the third match on the show. As Maryse worked one of the twins over in the corner, she suddenly crumpled down to the mat. She appeared to have blown out her knee.

What followed was an awkward scene in which Natalya stood on the apron not knowing what to do while The Bella Twins went around the ring playing up to the crowd. Special guest referee Kung Fu Naki stood over Maryse talking to her. The road agent for the match threw up the "X signal" and a number officials came out. Meanwhile, Natalya entered the ring and made one of the twins submit to the sharpshooter to put an end to the match. Maryse was then carted off on a stretcher.

This is a horrible break for Maryse as she beat Michelle McCool just last week to become the new WWE Divas Champion. It goes without saying that she'll be forced to relinquish her newly won title and take several months off due to the injury as well.

NightShiftLoser
12-29-2008, 02:04 AM
Where'd you find that?

If they give the Bellas a shot, I'll boycott WWE

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-29-2008, 02:06 AM
PW net

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 02:07 AM
I thought it was a joke because Funaki was ref?

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-29-2008, 02:11 AM
house show.

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:33 AM
:lmao:

Reigning WWE Divas Champion Maryse suffered a traumatic injury during her match at tonight's SmackDown brand house show in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Maryse and Natalya were wrestling The Bella Twins in the third match on the show. As Maryse worked one of the twins over in the corner, she suddenly crumpled down to the mat. She appeared to have blown out her knee.

What followed was an awkward scene in which Natalya stood on the apron not knowing what to do while The Bella Twins went around the ring playing up to the crowd. Special guest referee Kung Fu Naki stood over Maryse talking to her. The road agent for the match threw up the "X signal" and a number officials came out. Meanwhile, Natalya entered the ring and made one of the twins submit to the sharpshooter to put an end to the match. Maryse was then carted off on a stretcher.

This is a horrible break for Maryse as she beat Michelle McCool just last week to become the new WWE Divas Champion. It goes without saying that she'll be forced to relinquish her newly won title and take several months off due to the injury as well.

.................................................. ......








http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i228/jmarco21/explode.gif

Bella Twins...prepare to suffer.

So not cool. :(

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Dragon

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 02:35 AM
You have to be kidding me, this is more major than John Cenas injuries.

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-29-2008, 02:36 AM
no its not, Cena actually has that thing you call talent.

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 02:37 AM
Your saying Marsye has no talent? Hahaha lol, your kidding right?

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-29-2008, 02:39 AM
she's hot, but that doesn't mean she's talented.

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:40 AM
Maryse is not that hard to pronounce.

And I loved her from the moment I saw her, and poured my undying love into her forever and ever. I believe I may very well send her a fan letter written in my own blood, to tell her how amazingly faithful I am to her.

Before you saw her then, I gurantee it. :)

As for this injury thing, I'm getting info on that right now and it seems like no one knows for sure how bad it is.

Some more reports:



3. Natalya and Maryse defeated the Bella Twins with Kung Fu Naki as the guest referee in about eight minutes. The news here is that Maryse appeared to injure her knee badly.

The crowd was entirely dead for this. Nothing they did garnered reaction.
After a few minutes, a Bella twin tried to dropkick Maryse. I’m thinking her intent was to either miss entirely or possibly contact her thigh, but she instead landed square on the kneecap. It looked like a freak occurrence. Maryse shrieked loudly and collapsed to the mat. She laid there for a minute before a WWE official came around to check on her. He gave the X symbol and several trainers ran out. She stayed in the same position for the rest of the match.

The other three were scrambling around and trying to improvise the match during all of this. It was a huge mess and looked terrible. Natalya looked to end the match by taking a three count at one point, but Funaki just stopped his count before three for no reason even though she didn’t budge. She eventually used the Sharpshooter on one of the twins for the end.

Maryse probably laid there for at least another five minutes while the trainers looked at her. They eventually brought out a stretcher and carted her out instead of trying to have her walk.

--prowrestling.net

Bella twins vs maryse and natalya, special guest referee kung funaki.

Match started off pretty interesting. Maryse was into it and the crowd stayed pretty excited for a divas match. Natalya worked most of the match and Maryse came back in when this happened -
Bad luck for maryse. Match ended in an awkward sharpshooter. After the match we sat for quite awhile as EMTs, referees, and road agents stood around in the ring helping the divas champion. She was eventually carted off in the stretcher.

--WF.com

It's been a weekend of bad luck for the divas. First Layla, then Maria, and now Maryse. :(

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Dragon

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 02:40 AM
Yer I didn't mention anything about her hottness, she is talented and sexy.

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 02:42 AM
What happened to Layla and Maria?

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:42 AM
she's hot, but that doesn't mean she's talented.

You're telling me someone who got eliminated second in the Diva Search, couldn't speak proper English, wasn't on TV for two years after she got signed, and then went onto become champion (even if it's the Diva's Championship- it's something) in less than a year after her active debut despite all of that isn't talented? Yeah I'm sure she did all of that based off the fact that she's got better looks than the whole roster put together. =]

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Dragon

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:47 AM
What happened to Layla and Maria?

Layla apparently injured her ankle at a Raw HS, Maria her shoulder at a SD HS.

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Dragon

klunderbunker
12-29-2008, 02:50 AM
So who here is going to be jealous when I go to the SD house show next month and get to see her?

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 02:52 AM
Well if she has this injury, you probably won't be able to see her, I hope not though.

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:56 AM
So who here is going to be jealous when I go to the SD house show next month and get to see her?

Well I'll be grateful if she's still around and not on injury next month!

And apparently, Kelly may have injured her ribs in the MSG Raw HS today. WTF is this?!

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Dragon

klunderbunker
12-29-2008, 02:57 AM
The end of civilization for 13 year old boys as we know it.

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:58 AM
The end of civilization for 13 year old boys as we know it.

It's like the Diva injury epidemic of 08.

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Dragon

NightShiftLoser
12-29-2008, 02:58 AM
I'll wait and see the video on youtube...It's bound to be up eventually...

There's got to be more to it than she just collapsed...I can see her throwing a punch wrong and twisting it, but to be down that long...Something's up...

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 02:58 AM
Its the day the earth stood still...

Y 2 Jake
12-29-2008, 12:29 PM
Gahhhh are you crazy! She can't share the spotlight with some wrestler that no one cares about. O.O XD


She's good enough to get Hardcore Holly over.

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Jakey

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:23 PM
She's good enough to get Hardcore Holly over.

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Jakey

She's not that good, just ask Sylvain, wherever he is.

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Dragon

Eternal Dragon
12-29-2008, 02:33 PM
Another update on her injury:

http://i39.tinypic.com/xnesr4.jpg
--Credit to UD for that screencap

So it's good that she didn't tear anything, and even though it says on WWE.com that she'll be out for an unknown amount of time usually these things get better really quick. We can hopeeee.

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Dragon

CCS
12-29-2008, 03:59 PM
Hopefully they'll let her keep the title if she isnt out too long. She's a nice girl , she deserves it.

NightShiftLoser
12-29-2008, 08:12 PM
I think this means she's going to have to drop the belt...

The best option, would probably be to have a Battle Royal at RR to determine the champ, and have Gail Kim be the surprise entrant and win. When Maryse gets back, she's going to have ring rust, becaue you can't train with this type of injury. I'd let her feud with the Bellas, making her a face, and the Bellas heels, and then she can feud with whoever takes the title from Kim...

Italian MVP
12-29-2008, 08:17 PM
Stupid Twins, knew they were evil.

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-29-2008, 08:32 PM
I <3 the Bella Twins.

Y 2 Jake
12-29-2008, 09:21 PM
She's not that good, just ask Sylvain, wherever he is.

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Dragon

Meh, rookie then. Vet now.

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Jakey

Eternal Dragon
12-30-2008, 02:07 AM
I <3 the Bella Twins.

Aren't you underneath an igloo?

I heard the injury rehab can be a few weeks, I would hope they could let her keep it and just focus on Maria and Michelle.

Oh and Hardcore Holly would suck even if he was with Maryse, it'd just be more evident if he was standing next to greatness. :)

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Dragon

Harthan
12-30-2008, 02:09 AM
If the Smella Twins out of Botchville USA have cost Maryse the championship, I will personally hunt them down and murder them both, slowly, with a spoon.

NightShiftLoser
12-30-2008, 02:09 AM
Aren't you underneath an igloo?

I heard the injury rehab can be a few weeks, I would hope they could let her keep it and just focus on Maria and Maryse.

Oh and Hardcore Holly would suck even if he was with Maryse, it'd just be more evident if he was standing next to greatness. :)

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Dragon

Don't you mean Michelle??

NightShiftLoser
12-30-2008, 02:10 AM
If the Smella Twins out of Botchville USA have cost Maryse the championship, I will personally hunt them down and murder them both, slowly, with a spoon.

This could be the motto of the Anti-Bella Twins Committee

Italian MVP
12-30-2008, 02:12 AM
Hathan I will glady join you with my imaginative twin. Payback is a bitch.

Eternal Dragon
12-30-2008, 02:18 AM
If the Smella Twins out of Botchville USA have cost Maryse the championship, I will personally hunt them down and murder them both, slowly, with a spoon.

As tempting as that sounds, I really don't want to go to jail.

It would be worth it just to see them squeal. *_*

And yes, I meant Michelle. *edits*

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Dragon

Italian MVP
12-30-2008, 02:24 AM
Hmmm, squealing is not enough for hurting Marsye.

Eternal Dragon
12-30-2008, 02:30 AM
****NEW**** New Years shoot.
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/divas/nye08/16MARS.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/divas/nye08/17MARS.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/divas/nye08/18MARS.jpg

Goddess. <3

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Dragon

Italian MVP
12-30-2008, 02:35 AM
Love it.

NightShiftLoser
12-30-2008, 02:37 AM
There needs to be a warning next time...There wasn't nearly enough room under this desk for me to see the third one...

Eternal Dragon
12-30-2008, 02:40 AM
You're under a desk? :blink:

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Dragon

NightShiftLoser
12-30-2008, 02:42 AM
You're under a desk? :blink:

No :lol:

I'm male...And, sitting at a small low desk...

That pic does things to me...

Eternal Dragon
12-30-2008, 03:14 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

/is slow

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Dragon

NightShiftLoser
12-30-2008, 03:15 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

/is slow

'Tis OK

NightShiftLoser
12-31-2008, 06:07 AM
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x140/wwelover129/maryse_6.jpg


Hey ED, did you ever try those pictures we had talked about???

Eternal Dragon
12-31-2008, 10:32 AM
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x140/wwelover129/maryse_6.jpg


Hey ED, did you ever try those pictures we had talked about???

Eh??? What pictures?

Oh and...



No mention of Maryse for the next two weeks, it looks like she's keeping the title, but will be on the sidelines till her knee gets better.

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Dragon

NightShiftLoser
12-31-2008, 06:41 PM
Eh??? What pictures?

We had talked about photo-shopping a picture of the title over one of her pictures from playboy

tehblogger
12-31-2008, 06:48 PM
Those bloody Bella bastards. Does anybody have their address? And where can I procure a chainsaw, preferably a big one?

Eternal Dragon
12-31-2008, 11:52 PM
We had talked about photo-shopping a picture of the title over one of her pictures from playboy

Oh THAT! Yeah I would do that except my laptop is currently dead and the computer I'm on doesn't have Photoshop or GIMP.

Updates:

Photos from the SD HS on the 27th where Maryse was injured:

With the title-

http://i41.tinypic.com/mm7rb5.jpg

After the injury, on the mat:

http://i39.tinypic.com/qn34mw.jpg

--Credit both to Frannie.

JR's new blog said that while Maryse is injured and will be taking some time off, she'll only miss about two weeks of SD so she's not giving up the title. THANK THE HEAVENS. This means that Maria vs Michelle can go on, Michelle can get some momentum behind her as a heel (and maybe find some personality while she's at it), and Maryse can heal her wounds and come back with a big impact. Maybe a run in. We'll see!

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Dragon

Italian MVP
12-31-2008, 11:57 PM
Fantastic news!

Rusty
01-01-2009, 05:42 AM
Sign me up to this fan club. Maryse > All other Divas

Italian MVP
01-01-2009, 05:48 AM
I love Marsye sooooo much....

Eternal Dragon
01-02-2009, 12:32 AM
No new updates on our favorite gal yet, but a new picture of Maryse with her crutches. :(

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rdvvdc.jpg
--Credit to chris23

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Dragon

Pippen loves M_F
01-02-2009, 12:40 AM
who is that kid with her?

Eternal Dragon
01-02-2009, 12:44 AM
Probably just some fan. :)

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Dragon

NightShiftLoser
01-02-2009, 01:02 AM
Still hot...Even sporting crutches and sans make-up

jazwaz1
01-02-2009, 02:06 AM
Hammy ala Eternal Dragon is the biggest fan of Maryse.......




























.......... on WZ, that is.


The girl that said 'I'll take you inside me' at another forum we frequent is the biggest one I know.

Eternal Dragon
01-02-2009, 02:09 AM
Hammy ala Eternal Dragon is the biggest fan of Maryse.......




























.......... on WZ, that is.


The girl that said 'I'll take you inside me' at another forum we frequent is the biggest one I know.

LMAO that comment seriously made me ROFL for hours...okay maybe minutes. But yeah, she's definitely a bigger fan than me. That's okay, my heart belongs to Mel! <3

Beeesides, I'm dedicated to the updating of all Maryse news. :D

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Dragon

jazwaz1
01-02-2009, 02:26 AM
Well to be fair, you laugh at the smallest of things, lol.























Banana.



















On a serious note, I hope they replay Maryse's title win and emphasize she won that. While I'm up for Michelle's heel turn (I heart it), I'd like to see Maryse recognized, shown on TV as highlights.... SOMETHING.

Eternal Dragon
01-02-2009, 02:29 AM
Well to be fair, you laugh at the smallest of things, lol.























Banana.



















On a serious note, I hope they replay Maryse's title win and emphasize she won that. While I'm up for Michelle's heel turn (I heart it), I'd like to see Maryse recognized, shown on TV as highlights.... SOMETHING.

LMAO. I hate you. <3

I wouldn't be surprised if they don't mention Maryse AT ALL, which would suck, but it's a definite possibility. I can TOLERATE them giving any attention to Michelle right now, but once Maryse comes back Michelle can take herself and her little heel turn and get lost because only one bitch rules the roost and her name is no longer Michelle. :D But it's close cause you know the M's...:p

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Dragon

48/7
01-02-2009, 06:15 AM
I have an excellent signiture.

48/7
01-02-2009, 06:16 AM
I like the way you align yours Dragon. I'm copying you.

Eternal Dragon
01-03-2009, 01:56 AM
I love it!!!

*****NEW**** Thanksgiving Outfit Auction Pictures:

http://i42.tinypic.com/4t8x2s.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/5mzgnk.jpg
--Credit to Frannie

No other new updates!

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Dragon

Y 2 Jake
01-03-2009, 09:12 AM
Eve is hotter. That is all.

NightShiftLoser
01-03-2009, 10:30 AM
http://www.imagearrow.com/images/bvibtnyb9xxdtcyiwjyj.jpg

I don't remember if ED posted this one, but it's worth looking at twice anyway

NightShiftLoser
01-03-2009, 10:40 AM
Here's some more:

http://i33.tinypic.com/vsmh00.jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/2wq7vde.jpg

NightShiftLoser
01-03-2009, 10:50 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2libtyt.jpg

Last one for today here

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
01-03-2009, 11:17 AM
Eve is hotter. That is all.

Agreed...

Little Jerry Lawler
01-03-2009, 10:03 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2libtyt.jpg

Last one for today here

If only they posted nude pics of her instead of Vickie.

NightShiftLoser
01-03-2009, 10:52 PM
If only they posted nude pics of her instead of Vickie.

Google...

In case you haven't heard...She did do Playboy...Many times...

CCS
01-03-2009, 10:53 PM
I would violate that girls body in so many ways.

Eternal Dragon
01-04-2009, 12:56 AM
Eve is hotter. That is all.

Seriously? With her chin of doom? Yeesh.

Few ****NEW****Muscle & Fitness Scans (click to enlarge):

http://img32.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/MM8H1I6OOT_3401nh6.jpg (http://img32.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=MM8H1I6OOT_3401nh6.jpg) http://img33.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/0MKFKO5IQQ_3404zw7.jpg (http://img33.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=0MKFKO5IQQ_3404zw7.jpg) http://img32.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/3GO1TXA8Q0_3416ac6.jpg (http://img32.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=3GO1TXA8Q0_3416ac6.jpg) http://img33.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/RV3N8FJHUF_3417yc3.jpg (http://img33.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=RV3N8FJHUF_3417yc3.jpg)
--Credit to Spanky

And yet again no other new updates! =( I'm really anxious to see what they're going to do with Maryse when she returns.

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Echelon
01-04-2009, 02:24 AM
I'll join, If my name hasn't already been put down

Fuck how Maryse looks, she's a talented performer. 'Nuff said.

Y 2 Jake
01-04-2009, 08:17 AM
Seriously? With her chin of doom? Yeesh.


It's what's inside that counts. As a lady you should subscribe to that.

Eternal Dragon
01-10-2009, 12:56 PM
It's what's inside that counts. As a lady you should subscribe to that.

But we see the outside stuff first. :)

Yikesssss!!!! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been super busy. Anyways, here's a blog Maryse posted on her Myspace this past Monday.

Last week while performing in the ring in Raleigh, North Carolina i hit a bad move an dislocated my right knee cap. While backstage it took approximatly 35 to 40 minutes to replace it, my knee cap was completly out. No surgery will be needed. I would like to thank Dc. Martha Dodson and our special trainer Larry Heck to save my leg, they really did. Thank you sooo much!!! I want to let all my fans know that im doing great and doing rehabilitation every day in Los Angeles where i live. Im recovering really fast. Thanks for all the support !!!

The sexiest of sexy MARYSE

Glad to see she's doing much better.

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Little Jerry Lawler
01-10-2009, 01:04 PM
Me too.....The dominant Diva of Smackdown shall return.

tehblogger
01-11-2009, 03:03 PM
"I hit a bad move"...generous of you darling. Oh well, I guess they don't allow you to say "goddamm those fucking Bellas and their botched dropkicks".

Eternal Dragon
01-15-2009, 02:10 AM
"I hit a bad move"...generous of you darling. Oh well, I guess they don't allow you to say "goddamm those fucking Bellas and their botched dropkicks".

Hee, I thought it was nice of her to not blame the injury on anyone else. She's sweet like that.

Someeeeeee updates! ZING. XD

- I started to go for popcorn when Maryse came out but she's only here for commentary. Whew.

- Bella Twins v. McCool and Natalya. I think I'd rather watch the Beautiful People get slimed. Mercifully Maria does a run-in to attack McCool and the match is thrown out. Maria gets a beatdown and the heels leave triumphant. Bella Twins help her to the back.

-411mania.com

---I'm SO happy she's returning! And RIGHT on schedule too, I can't stand anymore of Michelle's presence on SD. Hopefully, they'll do the right thing and stop focusing on Michelle (seriously, it's been almost two years) and put the spotlight back On Maryse now that she's returned.

And, a ****NEW**** Maryse shoot:

http://img32.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/NTZIUNO97S_04.jpg (http://img32.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=NTZIUNO97S_04.jpg) http://img32.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/3MU131A5JX_01.jpg (http://img32.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=3MU131A5JX_01.jpg) http://img33.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/LM69IGCFA7_02.jpg (http://img33.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=LM69IGCFA7_02.jpg) http://img33.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/3F0CBRZIHM_03.jpg (http://img33.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=3F0CBRZIHM_03.jpg)

Rest Here (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/maryse/photosmaryse/morestudios/)

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tehblogger
01-15-2009, 05:16 PM
they push Michelle McStool like she's Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, John Cena, and Jack Swagger all rolled into one. She still can't get over despite years of trying. In retrospect, it's amazing that Maryse has been wrestling on-screen regularly since what, May? - and she gets excellent heat.

Talent talks, people. We can but live in hope that McCool's backstage influence doesn't stop Vince realising how crap she is.

Little Jerry Lawler
01-15-2009, 05:30 PM
Maryse > Other WWE divas

Eternal Dragon
01-23-2009, 11:08 PM
****NEW****Maryse recovery pictures:

http://i43.tinypic.com/2vv87y1.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/29fe1hj.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/ndxdd.jpg

WHY is she the cutest thing ever? <3

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Eternal Dragon
01-23-2009, 11:12 PM
Oh yeah, and her return on SD digitals:

http://i39.tinypic.com/15eeh35.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/3532jdg.jpg

So glad she's back!

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Thriller City Machine Guns
01-23-2009, 11:47 PM
2 things:

1. Can I join?
2. Why do her boobs look huger now?

Eternal Dragon
01-24-2009, 01:55 AM
1). Uh...sure if you want? I don't think I'm in charge of that LOL.

2). A push-up bra.

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jazwaz1
01-24-2009, 02:23 AM
She's just never really worn an outfit that would reveal so much of it, lol.

So glad Maryse is back. If the divas ever need a commentator, Maryse is the chicka to go to!

Eternal Dragon
01-24-2009, 02:46 AM
And the ironic part of that is she struggles with English.

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Y 2 Jake
01-24-2009, 07:02 AM
I was tempted to have a wank over her this worning.

Spunky
01-24-2009, 08:06 AM
Nice Jake.

What did she do? Last I heard she had won the Diva's title.

Thriller City Machine Guns
01-24-2009, 02:54 PM
Thanks! I actually didn't think her English was that bad. I was impressed with the commentary. She came off a little conceited, but not really a heel.

Eternal Dragon
01-25-2009, 03:30 PM
****NEW**** Maryse WWE Universe Blog!!!!

While performing in the ring in Raleigh, North Carolina, I dislocated my beautiful right kneecap.
While backstage, it took approximately 35 to 40 minutes to get my kneecap back in place.My kneecap was completely out, stretching my perfect ligaments and tissues. Luckily, no surgery will be needed. I want to thank WWE's Dr. Martha Dodson and our Certified Athletic Trainer, Larry Heck for treating my flawless leg that night. They may have saved my career. I will never be able to thank them enough. Also, I want to let all my fans know that I'm doing great and doing rehabilitation every day in Los Angeles where I live when I'm in America. I'm recovering very quickly. Even the doctor said, "You are recovering so fast." My answer to him was, "I know. I can't help it. I'm perfect!" He couldn't agree with me more.

I will be back soon on the amazing night of entertainment that Friday Night Smackdown is and has always been.

I'm the new Divas Champion and I'm designing my brand new pink jacket to match my new title. I'm also very excited to give my number one fan, former Champion, Michelle McCool a title rematch. However, no matter what, it is now and for ever carved into WWE history that Maryse is The Sexiest of Sexy. I can't blame Michelle McCool for wanting to be me, because if I wasn't me, I would want to be me. j'adore, I am an artist because sexiness is not only a way of life, its an art. On this I would say that I can't blame Michelle and I do understand her jealousy. She is not the first who would like to be me and she is not the last one who will dream of being be me. As the one true Diva, that's the price I will have to pay now and forever. I have beauty, style, and I'm the vision of perfection. I'm the one and only Maryse. I'm the Divas Champion and I define the Divas Championship by simply being........me.

French Kiss

MARYSE xxx

No broken English, AND she keeps putting over her flawlessness! Gotta love her.

FULL theme from WWE Music Vol. 9:

_DkTvuPhPHI

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Little Jerry Lawler
01-25-2009, 03:32 PM
Thanks for the updates :)

tehblogger
01-28-2009, 11:43 AM
another great thing about Maryse. She is the only Diva with music I can actually listen to without feeling nauseous. Wonder if she picked it herself.

HHHDiedForOurSins
02-27-2009, 09:13 PM
http://www.oh-maryse.org/portraits/albums/userpics/07_0069b.jpg
http://www.oh-maryse.org/portraits/albums/userpics/08_0054b.jpg
http://www.oh-maryse.org/portraits/albums/userpics/06_0006b.jpg
http://www.oh-maryse.org/portraits/albums/userpics/05_0047b.jpg

Vroom Vroom Indeed...

Alan Quartermaine
02-27-2009, 09:15 PM
Is Madeese back yet? Only I've forgotten

HHHDiedForOurSins
02-28-2009, 09:09 AM
Is Madeese back yet? Only I've forgotten

Yeah, she's been back for a few weeks now, thank God, Smackdown is watchable again.

KillBill
02-28-2009, 09:08 PM
Fine as hell and can work. Maryse is by far WWE's best diva right now.
At least until Gail Kim gets here and takes her title.

But yes. I do like her, she is beautiful and talented. She should go full-face. And dont misinterpret that!

Milenko
02-28-2009, 09:20 PM
I got some pics if anyone wants to see them. :la:

Alan Quartermaine
03-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Well I was looking at the pic's in this thread. Then I just googled her playboy pic's, much better.

Pippen loves M_F
03-01-2009, 08:17 PM
Can you give me a link El, please.

Alan Quartermaine
03-01-2009, 08:30 PM
That'd be breaking some rule or another.

Echelon
03-01-2009, 09:38 PM
At least until Gail Kim gets here and takes her title.


I highly doubt that, why would the WWE want an inferior diva as their top woman on Smackdown?

KillBill
03-01-2009, 11:37 PM
Seriously? Gail Kim is a great wrestler. Like it or not, she had great competition in the Knockouts division. This will be a walk in the park. She will make even Maria and Bella twins look good, which is really needed.

Echelon
03-01-2009, 11:41 PM
Seriously? Gail Kim is a great wrestler. Like it or not, she had great competition in the Knockouts division. This will be a walk in the park. She will make even Maria and Bella twins look good, which is really needed.

you mean look competent, not look good, because there is a difference between being able to teach someone to transition moves and spots and being able to teach someone how to tell a story and having a flow within a match

Gail could benefit quite a bit from working with Marsye

HHHDiedForOurSins
03-03-2009, 09:53 AM
Maryse was awesome on Raw last night, I wouldn't mind seeing her move to Raw permanently in the draft, since I normally can't catch Smackdown on a Friday.

Showtime 24/7
03-03-2009, 11:09 AM
did you see how much the camera stayed on her on RAW after she attacked Melina. It was like they didn't even care what was going on in the ring, they stayed on her throughout the whole thing. Why, because she's a hot-ass blonde. I think she'd be perfect for RAW.

tehblogger
03-03-2009, 04:57 PM
ZOMG, did RAW hint towards a Maryse/Melina match at Mania? PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE!

Evil DDT from our heroine. Great commentary. Heat magnet stuff.

HHHDiedForOurSins
04-24-2009, 12:14 PM
I met her yesterday at a signing, and damn she is even hotter in person, if that's even possible, she was really nice too, her accent is sexy as hell, R-Truth was there too, he seemed like a cool guy but I was only there for Maryse!