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In response to the SFAC, I introduce the Kung Fu Naki fan crub.
There are sever reasons to join.
1. As a member of Kaientai, Naki was a multiple time tag champion. Before this Honk-a-meter, Santino had one IC title reign, which is still referred to as a miracle. Kaientai were dominant.
2. Santino may be funny, but none of his jokes are one tenth as funny as "I choppy choppy yo pee-pee." Even if Naki didn't say it, just being in the background makes him 100 times funnier than Santino.
3. R-Truth will never write Santino's entrance music.
4. Everyone complains about the lack of stables, well here we go. Stable War!!!! (And I don't have to be Ric Flair, I can be Ole Anderson and be fine with it).
Do you think a single post in this thread would be thought out enough to be spamming infraction-worthy?
George Michael
12-12-2008, 12:55 AM
Not a fan of clubs, but I am a fan of stable defections; I'm in.
Live Spam Zone. SFAC can battle you if you get it moved.
Papa Shango
12-12-2008, 12:57 AM
Crub? Sever? That's racist.
No more racist than Fan-A Club.
No accent is more worthy of protection than another. That, sir, would be racist.
And can someone move us to live Spam Zone.
So far it's me and George Ramon vs. the world.
Which leads to my first question, who wins in the inevitable 2010 WrestleMania main event?
I've got Kung Fu Naki by crane kick.
Monkey Winchester
12-12-2008, 01:05 AM
It's racist. He's From The South.
See what I did there???
That's racist too.
Southerner is a race.
At least is will be when all the inbreeding is done. We will all have five eyes, but be cancer resistant!
5 eyes would be a great advantage. All forward facing, or no?
I wll join the 5 eye club if it exists.
We'll see in about 20 years, or six generation of southerner.
The Kung Fu Naki Fan Crub does not discriminate based on number of eyes. Unless, of course, you have one. That shit's creepy.
Good point. Anyone with eyes. Any Number of eyes!
Give it time.
We are quick to dismiss that which intimidates us.
I know.
Worth a try.
All I wanted was a stable war. :icon_sad:
(I wish there was a Charlie Brown emoticon with him kicking the air going aww shucks)
You need more members. I'll be a member.
You need more members. I'll be a member.
Ask to be the general!
HBK-aholic
12-12-2008, 01:55 AM
I love fromthesouth so I'll join.
HBK-aholic
12-12-2008, 01:55 AM
As long as I can be princess.
Screw General, TM. I'm president!
Marquis
12-12-2008, 01:58 AM
I'll join if i can be VP of Sushi.
τδιγλε
12-12-2008, 02:01 AM
I just wrote a post about Kung Fu Naki and roaches in the Live Discussion and Spam Zone.
So we've got Becca, 48.7, George Ramon, Marquis
Becca, you are queen. Princess is reserved for KB, whenever he would like to join.
HBK-aholic
12-12-2008, 02:01 AM
:D
Ok, 48.7 is General, he will lead the attacks
Marquis is VP of Sushi
I'll be the Ole Anderson of the group. I am always good for some cheating, some muscle, and a good shot to the nuts. I am Patriarch, just because I've always wanted to be one. Grand Ole Patriarch Samurai king.
Becca is our queen.
George Ramon is VP of not being around at a momentous occasion.
I am General President 48.7
Awesome!
We keep posting while the other is typing.
You are Commander in Chief
I am Grand Ole Patriarchal Samurai King
In the inevitable split, we will battle for control, only to find out that someone else was in charge the whole time, but that's year's away, and we haven't hired the Higher Powers.
That sounds wonderful to me.
In the end, we'll end up working together to try and take back what was ours.
WOw, retribution, heel turn, only to find that redemption lied in each other's hearts, hopes, and dreams.
We're gonna be like Liz and Macho.
George Michael
12-12-2008, 02:21 AM
Okay, I'm gonna play the seniority card and bring up my long term comittment to the club. I was the first member, and am therefore most significant.
Dibs on Prime Minister.
HBK-aholic
12-12-2008, 02:22 AM
Why is this in the Bar Room?
Marquis
12-12-2008, 02:22 AM
VP of Sushi > Prime Minister.
The SFAC needs elections because they can't decide on positions.
We just make em up and it's all good!!
Reason number five to join us.
Why is this in the Bar Room?
Because this is where I was when I got the idea.
Plus, we can invade the LDSZ.
It adds intrigue to the stable war. Not only do we invade their thread. We invade their turf.
George Michael
12-12-2008, 02:24 AM
First act as PM:
Establish diplomacy
Good call. Next member gets to be foreign ambassador.
George Michael
12-12-2008, 02:26 AM
VP of Sushi > Prime Minister.
Prime Minister Putin would disagree sir.
This PM does as well.
We can't have dissention in the ranks. They are separate and equal positions. You each have responibilities seperate from each other.
VP of sushi is not only in charge of sushi, but all the water in lands we claim, all the rice in lands we claim, and most importantly, all seaweed. That means he controls shipping.
Prime minister is in charge of inciting the people to fight for our cause, which is overtaking the SFAC.
Marquis
12-12-2008, 02:29 AM
I'm starting to like you more and more fromthesouth.
HBK-aholic
12-12-2008, 02:30 AM
..Can I move this to the Spam/LD section?
Yeah, we should take it where it belongs.
Richard
12-12-2008, 02:34 AM
so no Dicks allowed?
No Richards? :( lol
I'm starting to like you more and more fromthesouth.
It's amazing how membership breeds friendliness.
Ok, the agenda must be set forth.
Commander in Chief - We need a battle plan. We must find the weakest point and attack. I think that point is Santino.
VP of Sushi - California Rolls, and lot's of them. Take control of the Mediterranean.
PM - Bring in enrollment. We need numbers. We're attacking a very populous nation.
Queen - Look Pretty.
And I order myself to sleep so I can go to work in six hours.
HBK-aholic
12-12-2008, 02:49 AM
Ok, the agenda must be set forth.
Commander in Chief - We need a battle plan. We must find the weakest point and attack. I think that point is Santino.
VP of Sushi - California Rolls, and lot's of them. Take control of the Mediterranean.
PM - Bring in enrollment. We need numbers. We're attacking a very populous nation.
Queen - Look Pretty.
And I order myself to sleep so I can go to work in six hours.
Done :D
And The Queen orders you to sleep too.
Goodnight all. Tomorrow we begin out takeover.
As President General, I say..
Going to school. Be on at like, four.
Uncle Sam
12-12-2008, 10:52 AM
Fan crub? Racists.
Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-12-2008, 11:14 AM
The SFAC needs elections because they can't decide on positions.
We just make em up and it's all good!!
Reason number five to join us.
we got rid of all positions except, for VP and President.
Showtime 24/7
12-12-2008, 11:33 AM
I love the invasion idea fromthesouth. Might spark up interest again in fan clubs, but I see half your guys are already members of the SFAC so I'm not sure how this will work, but it will be fun. You guys should get kung FLU naKi in here, seeing as how his name is almost identical to the crub.
George Michael
12-12-2008, 12:27 PM
I'll be back with a report in a few hours
...well since there are no takers, ill be the diplomat. Diplomacy is the way to responsible government.
TM, the foreign minister of the Kung Fu Naki Fan Crub.
And the invasion will work. We're not rbinging guns. No one will have to choose who to shoot.
Our comedy character is just way better than theirs.
we got rid of all positions except, for VP and President.
aren't you currently having elections for secretary?
Alan Quartermaine
12-12-2008, 04:02 PM
I would join but I havent been able to commit to a fan crub ever since the Charlie Haas one died. :(
Well, Miko, here's exactly what you need.
We're planning a stable war, which is better writing that the WWE could ever hope for.
Alan Quartermaine
12-12-2008, 04:13 PM
You want to be careful of stable wars, one minute we'll be warring and the next we'd have merged to form the Kungtino Fan-a-crub.
I'll join.
Milenko
12-12-2008, 04:15 PM
I'll join
Denny Crane is the newest member of the Crub. He will be the Homeland Security Secretary.
It will be his job to manage response to SFAC attacks on our forum.
Sound good Denny?
By the wat, Denny Crane gun control, hilarious.
Here's my wallet, here's my watch, and here's my gun.
George Michael
12-12-2008, 04:36 PM
News from the desk of the Prime Minister
I've added a temporary sig to create interest, and possibly generate enrollment.
excellent, I requested one in that thread, and hopefully it will have a pic of the FU pinning santino.
The Shocktor
12-12-2008, 05:34 PM
Now you see, this crub is pretty good, but Kung Fu Naki is a jobber to the stars. Santino Marella is the greatest Intercontinental champion of all the times. Kung Fu Naki is... eh. Santino Marella is amazing. Kung Fu Naki has a weak accent. Santino Marella has an awesome accent. See where I'm going with this?
Santino Marella >>>>> Kung Fu Naki
By the way, you might not wanna have positions in your crub. That's what caused problems in our fan-a-club.
I overthrown you all and take over as president, using my punish name powers.
Thank you.
IrishEnglishman24
12-12-2008, 06:16 PM
I would like to point out the fact that the R in crub is incorrect, as Asian languages use L for their R's not vice-versa. And I could claim presidency, flaunting my 'I can close your thread' powers.
Bow to me
The Shocktor
12-12-2008, 09:02 PM
I would like to point out the fact that the R in crub is incorrect, as Asian languages use L for their R's not vice-versa.
Since when?
I know many Asians. I have like, 50 international students at my school of 300. They all use 'r's as 'l's..
Richard
12-12-2008, 09:36 PM
As pointed out before, you might not want to go overboard with the positions here. That's what caused problems in the SFAC. Just have a president and vice president.
nope, the only way this club gets over is having 100s of positions. ever member needs to have at least 11.
the more positions the better.
I am still grand ole samurai king.
Showtime 24/7
12-13-2008, 01:38 AM
indeed... and to answer your earlier question fromthesouth, that vote for secretary happened during the summer, so it's a little old. Okay, I like the idea of having a fan crub for Kung Fu Naki, let's just see if you guys can surpass the number of posts in the Johnny Mo fan club, then you guys will definitely be number 2, number 1 still belongs to the SFAC though, case closed.
We need to clear some things up.
First of all, what would the ending to the Fu/Tino match?
I am going with crane kick. Does Santino have a finisher? I usually see his girl beat him. Fu pinned MVP. Santino has pinned......., and then without Beth Phoenix's help.....
yeah, crickets.
Secondly, with SD! doing a Japanese your, will we see Fu become US champ? When he does what name can we come up with it, a la Milan Miracle?
Showtime 24/7
12-13-2008, 12:50 PM
I sometimes wonder if the periodical spelling errors are by accident, but then I just stop and laugh and forget about it. It's funnier just reading it as it is. Santino's finisher is a roll-up of doom, or a neckbreaker. Both his finishers in SDvsRAW are neckbreakers which is kinda lame.
Second, everybody beats MVP, even someone impersonating MVP, the hilarious MVC, beat MVP.
Third, Santino has already beaten SD's US champion Benjamin in a match already, so he has proven himself better than Shelton.
Third again, how about the Asian Assassin: Kung Fu Naki?
I claim the position of Emperor and Shaman of this Fan Club, as well as diplomat.
Santino pinned the Samoan Bulldozer with ease, even if that chump Lashley was horsing around in the ring messing with Santino's timing. Pretty much was Santino beating Umaga and Lashley for the IC title, on his very first show.
The Shocktor
12-13-2008, 01:39 PM
Members of this crub, rejoice. Your idol is Superstar of the Day on WWE.com. Just remember, Santino was a SotD first. :D
Members of this crub, rejoice. Your idol is Superstar of the Day on WWE.com. Just remember, Santino sucks :D
OK, I won't forget
The Shocktor
12-13-2008, 03:06 PM
OK, I won't forget
Damn right you won't. You won't forget that Santino is better than you in every way.
Except ability and theme song.
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The Redcrosse Knight
12-13-2008, 04:36 PM
I'd like to join the club.
I'd like to join the club.
INDEED
:D
The Shocktor
12-13-2008, 06:57 PM
You know, I honestly would join. But then I'd be caught in SFAC/KFNFC crossfires.
There's no crossfire yet.
We wouldn't stand a chance in our current state. We need to build first. Hopefully, we can get them to sell us weapons for a battle against the Soviets. Then we can, you know, turn on them and start firing, like the Taliban.
And the avoid typing KFNFC, and to avoid copying the SFAC, we will should refer to ourselves as "Crub."
I'm not fit to be President. I am stepping down. I'm not even interested in KFN. So.. I'll just kind of post here whenever. FTS is new president.
Whoo Hoo!!!
Who wants to win by popular vote when you can back into a Presidency like Gerald Ford!!!
I would like to thank my friends, "getting into the play-offs by winning the AFC West", and "sure it was Division II, but we're still national champs" for all their help in getting rewarded for not quite being the best.
I am now the President. I just pulled off the great coup ever. Execute the former president, soldiers.
TM.. I'm the former president..
I thought we were friends too. Trying to execute me.....
You heard him soldiers. Keep waiting to attack.
Showtime 24/7
12-14-2008, 02:52 AM
so how's everything on the war front there fellow enemy.
As General of the Santino Fan-A-Club, I order all our members to take the soldiers of the 'Crub' hostage.
Showtime 24/7
12-14-2008, 02:59 AM
burn all the hairs off of Kung Fu Naki's back. Wait there is none. Hmmmm. Burn his kung fu belt.
You can't attack us yet. First of all, attacking a forming nation draws major sanctions from the UN.
Secondly, if you kill us now there will be no great stable war.
And, come on........uncool.
Spunky
12-14-2008, 07:44 AM
So, You got a member list?
IrishEnglishman24
12-14-2008, 10:50 AM
Can I lock this thread for fun? If no objections received in writing in 1 minute, I may
Tim Tam
12-14-2008, 10:50 AM
Do it.
As President, Emperor, Shaman, and diplomat of the whatever this club is called, I call for a civil war amongst its members, everyone vs everyone. I now step down from my positions, and leave the club. Then I come back to throw a punch at someone to start the civil war. Then I rep everyone red to make them all really mad. Then I leave again.
George Michael
12-14-2008, 06:22 PM
Folks, folks, this is your Prime Minister speaking. If we want to overthrow the government, I believe we need to form a coalition.
Now, because I am a part of said government, I will be attempting to thwart said coaliton. Do your worst Liberal scum!!
Behead the prime minister!
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Nah, no plans, just Anarchy.
The less order the better.
The less order the better.
INDEED
If you realy wanted to go against the Santino club dont ya think you shoulda picked a better wrestler ? I cant lie , Funaki is shit. But good luck with beating the SFAC
If you realy wanted to go against the Santino club dont ya think you shoulda picked a better wrestler ? I cant lie , Funaki is shit. But good luck with beating the SFAC
You need a shit wrestler to take down a shit wrestler.
Sharkboy would have been a better choice. He's much more interesting than Funaki. I'm sure Funaki is a ok wrestler but i've never been a fan of him. At least Sharkboy made me laugh a few times.
Sharkboy would have been a better choice. He's much more interesting than Funaki. I'm sure Funaki is a ok wrestler but i've never been a fan of him. At least Sharkboy made me laugh a few times.
funaki's made me laugh more times than marella has
I started watching WWE in early 2005. Funaki was jobbing dark matches by that time. And i dont get MyNetworktv so havent got the chance to see his new gimmick. But Santino makes me laugh my ass off every monday night. It's hard to beat that.
so you're ripping Kung Fu Naki's gimmick, yet you've never seen it?
I seen it on RAW , and that was more than enough.
I have realized that it is quite helpful if your guy gets on TV if you want to start a fan club war.
It would also be helpful if JR could mention his multiple tag title reigns.
George Michael
12-18-2008, 02:08 AM
I haven't done the research, but I would wager that on televised events, Fu Naki has more victories in 2008 than Santino. Prove the Prime Minister wrong. I dare... ye...
The only match I remember the Fu winning is against MVP.
Santino kinda beat Kofi Kingston if you count Beth's pinning Mickie James.
he beat Shelton Benjamin in a US vs IC match.
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