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Slyfox696
12-09-2008, 10:18 PM
One of the most newsworthy events that transpired on World Wrestling Entertainment's tour of Iraq last week took place nowhere near any of the cameras that were filming the tour. I was stunned at hearing the following story over the weekend and initially chalked it up to being just an urban legend, but as it turns out, it was completely accurate.

Retired WWE announcer (and current WWE.com personality) Joey Styles punched out former WWE champion JBL in Iraq during an altercation between the two, busting JBL open under the eye.

No, that is not a typo.

As the story was initially explained to me (and all versions I've heard since have matched the original report I was conveyed), JBL made Styles something of a target because it was Styles' first tour of Iraq for the company and was hazing the former ECW announcer.

I was told JBL was trying to bully Styles with a lot of condescending comments and actions, including allegedly spilling a drink on Styles on purpose. JBL was more or less pulling a lot of the shenanigans that a lot of of the performers in the company can't stand but deal with since he has the political stroke of being a tenured veteran.

Several days into the tour, JBL (who by all accounts, had been drinking) did something that caused Styles to physically retaliate in defense. A number of wrestlers stepped between them and held the two apart. When JBL broke free, he went towards Styles, who "nailed him perfectly with a pretty good shot" according to one witness, laying JBL out, busting him open and blackening his eye.

There were no further incidents between the two on the tour after that.

There were a number of performers who pointed out to me that the story was something of karma coming back to bite JBL in the rear because his antics had caused Smackdown talent Palmer Cannon to quit the company during a European tour (and Cannon wasn't the only victim of JBL's hazing over the years) as well as the famous 2005 ECW One Night Stand beating of the Blue Meanie during the PPV closing brawl inside the ring.

At last night's Raw in Philadelphia, the story was the talk of the day among wrestlers, who were amazed by the incident. I was also told JBL was acting completely subdued at the taping, something absolutely out of character for him, as he knew the story was making the rounds. Styles, meanwhile, was trying to downplay the incident to those who brought it up to him at Raw.

It was considered doubly embarrassing for JBL among the wrestlers since he was so involved with setting up the Iraq tours.

In a strange way, some theorized the incident would get Styles over with Vince McMahon because it showed his "toughness" and could pave the way for his return to TV. I have no idea whether Styles' cameo last night was part of any direct result of the "Iraq Punchout", as it was termed to me.
http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=35153&p=1

I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is...

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Mighty NorCal
12-09-2008, 10:29 PM
:lmao:

Harthan
12-09-2008, 10:30 PM
Heard about this earlier today. Styles is apparently not a man to screw around with.

If that's all true about JBL as well, then there needs to be some action taken about it - hopefully getting his eye blacked is enough for him.

Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger
12-09-2008, 10:32 PM
heard stories that JBL is a big bitch

klunderbunker
12-10-2008, 03:52 AM
Good for Styles. Bullies are the most annoying, worthless people on the planet, and as someone that put up with them, glad to hear it. Also, I can't stand JBL, so for an average size guy like Styles to do this, it's just all the bett.er

Pippen loves M_F
12-10-2008, 03:57 AM
lol styles of all people

HeartWong
12-10-2008, 04:12 AM
JBL should try and bully the big show.. :lmao::lmao:

Marquis
12-10-2008, 04:23 AM
JBL should be embarrassed of getting punched out by Joey Styles.

Esteban Ochocinco
12-10-2008, 05:37 AM
This is the greatest wrestling related thing I've read in a long time. Joey Styles is god.

Rusty
12-10-2008, 06:14 AM
Well done Styles. JBL seems like such an asshole in person. At least Joey put him in his place.

agentmichaelscarn
12-10-2008, 07:09 AM
I read that too and I cant tell if its a work or not. JBL didnt look to have any damage Monday night so if he busted his nose and blackened his eye you would think you would have atleast noticed something on him since it supposedly happened just last week but who knows. If its true thats funny as hell.

OIL
12-10-2008, 07:16 AM
Styles is god.

klunderbunker
12-10-2008, 07:21 AM
Remember that this tour was almost 2 weeks ago

Uncle Sam
12-10-2008, 09:30 AM
Epic.

Ty Burna
12-10-2008, 02:26 PM
Haha that is awesome. Only thing that could have made that story even better is if one of the wrestler's or diva's screamed out Oh My GOD!!! when it happened.

Joey is from the Bronx after all. and you don't mess with the bronx bomber.

:laugh:

The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh
12-11-2008, 07:02 AM
Styles has always been like the 3rd best announcer of all time, but this launches him into another stratusphere on the 'reeking of absolute awesomeness' scale

RVDgurl
12-11-2008, 10:34 AM
My man Joey.... i fucking love this guy!

butsecks
12-15-2008, 03:17 PM
JBL had it coming....styles obviously cracked finally...hopefully this is a lesson for JBL...if not, hes stubborn as mule