Which wrestler's body would you want? *the homoerotic thread*

[Slyfox696]

In a completely NON-SEXUAL way, if you could choose one wrestler to look like in real life, who would you choose, and why?

[TM]

Edge.

[Harthan]

I'd say Orton. He's always struck me as physically impressive.

Alternatively, Khali, because I'd love to be that freaking tall.

[RadioGaGa]

John Morrison. He's not freakishly huge but he is nice and defined.

[agentmichaelscarn]

Orton, He's about 6'4 which is the height I would want because you're not freakishly tall but you're still taller than most people and his build is ideal. He's not too ripped. He has the ideal body in my opinion.

[Doody-ka-ka]

Big Daddy V, I would love to have my breasts sink into the toilet when I'm taking a crap.



Fuck yeah.

[Sasha Fierce]

Randy Orton is a beautiful llookin man with a rockin body, so him for sure

[THE Madcap]

I thought about this as i brushed my teeth this morning...

Cena - Great traps, great symmetry, massive forearms, very vascular
Orton (2006) - if you look at the Rated RKO days, orton was huge and lean, had great symmetry and has huge legs
Triple H (2001) - Huge, lean, most impressive lats in the business. symmetrical

Can't really think of anyone else outside of these 3. Batista has a horrible look IMO

[Richard]

Batista looks like he has packets of noodles stuffed into his arms.

I would choose Chris Jericho. I want to have a normal body. Possibly Edge.

[τδιγλε]

I would choose Angeline Love's body, although I must say that it wouldn't be for completely non-sexual reasons.

Edit: I think a post like this was bound to come, so sorry if I spoiled your fun.

[klunderbunker]

Orton if I could get him without the tats.

HHH also.

[Marquis]

Morrison's body, Its like a fuckin Greek sculpture.

[48/7]

I'd choose.. AJ Styles.

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

I've narrowed it down to Orton or Cena.

Since Cena's a winner, I pick him.

[RoyHahn]

Tommy Dreamer - basically me as I am now plus 40 pounds of muscle.

[Tim Tam]

Orton or Cena.

[Rusty]

Orton or Morrison.

[Y 2 Jake]

I've pretty much got a Punk or Jeff Hardy body as it is. I'm fine with it. I'm not vain, I work out because I need the tattoos to stay the same size, so I don't want to sag or shrink.

[Uncle Sam]

As if you wouldn't want:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAHF152_8x10-No353~Ravishing-Rick-Rude-Posters.jpg

[Doody-ka-ka]

Oh god, he really nailed the pornstar look.

[TheRealLionheart089]

Im not sure, because my body already resembles Ortons,
but only thing is is that I'm 5'11" not 6'4". But as far as looks/symetry go, my body looks just like Ortons (minus the tattoos of course).

[Y 2 Jake]

As if you wouldn't want:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAHF152_8x10-No353~Ravishing-Rick-Rude-Posters.jpg

That body would take too much exercise.

[jmt225]

Cody Rhodes.

[THE Madcap]

fuck it, i'm gonna say it... Mark Henry.

Why? Because I'm a powerlifter and Mark's built perfectly for powerlifting. Massive chest, reduces ROM for benching, massive powerful legs for squat/deadlift, relatively long arms for deadlifting. BEAST.

[Harthan]

I'm changing my choice to Joey Styles, because apparently, he's pretty badass.

[AnthonyMango/NoFate007]

C'mon. Clearly Morrison.

[mattitude2007]

I'd say Nathan Jones. Remember him?

[OIL]

Cena or Orton.

Most probably Cena.

[RVDgurl]

Melina. Her body is well defined and she isn't stick thin, which is gross.

[The Shocktor]

Are you seriously asking? What's wrong with you? It's so obvious! John Morrison. He is soooo sexy. He's the Shaman of Sexy, in fact. He has perfect abs, flowing hair, handsome face. He's so nice. I seriously just want to touch his abs. I really do...

Before anyone asks... yes, I am a male. I just drive on both sides of the road, if you know what I mean.

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Morrison or Orton without the tats

[Alan Quartermaine]

Vader, the moonsaults could be a party trick