JBL Claims he Lost 63 lbs.

[Frank the Frowner]

JBL has posted a new blog on his WWE Fan Nation site where he discusses various topics including Joey Styles' hair. He also claims that he has lost 63 pounds since his retirement, although I find that a bit hard to believe. He says, “Speaking of, I have lost 63 pounds so far. I have had a broken back, several knee surgeries, a double hernia operation in the past, a current herniated disc, a past torn bicep, and a current torn rotator cuff and labium in my shoulder, however, I have developed a product that allows me to get up in the morning and feel like training. No kidding, I have got the thing that will help a ton of Americans, I am proof. You will see this product in a few weeks.”

I don't believe this for a second, and not one ounce of fat has been removed from those disgusting moobs of his.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

If JBL has lost 63 Pounds, then I'm a Millionaire.

[Uncle Sam]

I think it's his new energy drink he's launching or some shit.

[TM]

his muffintop sure found those 63 pounds.

[AnthonyMango/NoFate007]

If he lost 63 pounds, he must mean the currency.

[InsideTheRing]

If he meant GAINED 63 pounds since retirement, I can beleive that.

[roach]

remember though muscle weighs more than fat, so maybe the muscle that was lurking somewhere in between all that fat disappeared and he just became a blob. thats the only valid reason i could think of. or maybe he just lied to us? either way i think hes a dickhead

[part-time-superhero]

the only thing that weighs close to 63pounds that JobBer4Life has lost recently is the title.


...an that wasn't even that recent

[IrishEnglishman24]

Did JBL divorce or what? Because I don't see the loss

[klunderbunker]

If JBL has lost 63 Pounds, then I'm a Millionaire.

I am one and I still know that's bs. If he did, then what in the hell did he look like under those suits on fridays?

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Now wait, did HE say he found it hard to believe or did the person who wrote that say they found it hard to believe?