The Top 5 Homoerotic Wrestling Moves

[Frank the Frowner]

The WWE and Opie and Anthony (heard on Sirius XM) have a lot of involvement with each other. Anthony does an awesome "Angry Vince" impression, and they actually had Shane McMahon in studio a couple weeks ago to judge a contest for a listener to go to Summerslam.

One of their producers, Sam, is a major wrestling fan who tried to really sell the Vince explosion angle when it first happened. It made for great radio. He also asks the guests from the WWE ridiculous questions whenever they come in. Recently, they told Sam to come up with the most homoerotic moves he could think of. Here was the list:

5. The Undertaker's Last Ride
4. Norman Smiley's Big Wiggle
3. The Dudley Boys' "WHAZZUP"
2. X-Pac's Bronco Buster
1. The Danshoku Dino Driver.

Words cannot describe how humiliating it must be to be in the Danshoku Driver. Taking this move must be worse than taking a Bronco Buster from Mae Young.

Here it is... possibly NSFW.
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[Echelon]

What about Bryan Dainelson? Just about every move that he does is homoerotic

*you know, because Danielson looks like a giant penis*

[Papa Shango]

What about the Vis-agra?! It's Viscera literally mounting a man and dry humping him. How does that not count as homoerotic? :headscratch:

[Danmen001]

What about the Lou Thousz press?

[Papa Shango]

Tombstone Piledriver looks like 69ing. Much more homoerotic than the Last Ride.

[The Snake]

Rene Dupree doing the neck scissors :blink:

[Y 2 Jake]

Good thread. But everymove is homoerotic. How many of your friends would let you grapple with them? It's just not normal, man.

[Uncle Sam]

Arm Drag isn't... On it's own.

[Yrrab]

Abdominal Stretch is pretty ghae. Especially when the pitcher's vains are raging out of their neck.

[Magicana]

Tombstone
Bronco Buster from a male
FU (Look where Cena puts his hands!)

[Y 2 Jake]

FU (Look where Cena puts his hands!)

Legs & neck?

[TM]

chokeslam...if you are into that kinda thing.

[Haner388994]

To me one of the most homoerotic wrestling moves is the Tombstone Piledriver. Both guys heads are in the other guys crotch.

[Y 2 Jake]

They don't bury their heads, so it's all gravy in that situation.

[Mighty NorCal]

and its the undertaker doing it. I would feel totally comfortable with that.

[Y 2 Jake]

Strong arms, like my dad used to have.

[Mighty NorCal]

Nah jus, there probably is no one manlier in WWE. If there was one dude I would bet my life on not being gay, itd be taker.

dunno bout Triple H. he did have sex with Chyna. jus sayin.

[Y 2 Jake]

Taker is the uncoolest wrestler in the history of wrestling. Look no further than when he used to wear leather trousers (gay attire imo) and they used to go up to reveal pasty white ankles. So uncool.

If I had to bet on one wrestler being gay I'd go Chris Kanyon, probably.

[Mighty NorCal]

Taker is the uncoolest wrestler in the history of wrestling. Look no further than when he used to wear leather trousers (gay attire imo) and they used to go up to reveal pasty white ankles. So uncool.

If I had to bet on one wrestler being gay I'd go Chris Kanyon, probably.

goldust. easily

[Y 2 Jake]

He was pretending.

[TM]

Taker wears mascara?

[Skullz Crack'Em]

Two words:

Pretzel Swing.

[drwow]

I'm surprized nobody has mentioned Rikishi's stink face yet.

I have to change the channel everytime I see that move!
That move is one of the reasons I stopped watching smackdown

[TM]

stinkface is straight. I gave it to my girlfriend every morning for a week

[Echelon]

I'm surprized nobody has mentioned Rikishi's stink face yet.

I have to change the channel everytime I see that move!
That move is one of the reasons I stopped watching smackdown

but yet when Torrie did the move, no one seemed to care .... interesting

[FTS]

but yet when Torrie did the move, no one seemed to care .... interesting

I'd let Torrie Stinkface me, front or back!

And grabbing the tights always seems a little homoerotic to me, leave the guys tights alone.

Actually, greased up, buff, beautiful men touching each other seems a little homoerotic to me anyway. I just put Kelly Kelly's face on all of them and it works. Except on Snitsky, nothing makes him better.

[drwow]

but yet when Torrie did the move, no one seemed to care .... interesting


Wait, Didn't she only do that to Jaime Noble? And didn't she only do it once to him?
(I'm excluding her ppv matchs)

[Krush]

how bout the powerbomb (ie Batista) looks like hes givin a BJ.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Bob Backlunds Crossface Chickenwing

[Echelon]

Wait, Didn't she only do that to Jaime Noble? And didn't she only do it once to him?
(I'm excluding her ppv matchs)

she did it regularly, she mostly did the move to other girls

[TM]

and to Billy kidman... used too...

[drwow]

she did it regularly, she mostly did the move to other girls Doesn't that mean that it's still homoerotic?

[Echelon]

Doesn't that mean that it's still homoerotic?

you tell me?

[twisterwrw929]

How about Ric Flair's crotch grab? Although he's grabbing them in a way that would bring no one pleasure, still pretty homoerotic.

[instantkarmaVA]

There something about Xpac's bronco buster that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I'm sure nobody wants his dick crystals all over their chin area....

[TM]

Pedigree...with someone helping from behind?

[Starchild]

How about the Rear Naked Choke. I wouldn't like to be laying on Samoa Joa's with his arm and legs all around me.

Or Rikishi's second-most homoerotic move next to the stink face...the Rump Shaker. Particularly when his nearly bare ass is sitting on the opponent for the pin.

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

How about the Rear Naked Choke. I wouldn't like to be laying on Samoa Joa's with his arm and legs all around me.

Or Rikishi's second-most homoerotic move next to the stink face...the Rump Shaker. Particularly when his nearly bare ass is sitting on the opponent for the pin.

It's extremely close to tea bagging imo. Testicular claw is another high ranking one along with the Thesz press.

[Richard]

What the hell was that move where Viscera would jump on the guys back and then it was like he was humping him?

[ronalddeo]

How about the school boy rollup? looks like someone is forcefully trying to pull his opponents pants off.

Powerbomb - crotch on face. I bet batista likes doing the bomb alot

[Richard]

Yeah, the powerbomb is pretty homoerotic. Also I don't know if it's been said already, but whenever someone does the tombstone, just looks like they want to set them up for a 69.

[DeadmanInc.]

I'm surprised they didn't mention the Viscagra. It's a lot more homo than the Last Ride.

[tehblogger]

Belly-to-belly suplex - aka dick-rubbing hug ending up in perfect position for a blowjob.

[Harthan]

HBK's elbow drop on Cade and Jericho at Unforgiven. Not a specific move, just a set of circumstances. He totally put them right on top of each other in the exactly perfect position. It was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.