Live Discussion: RAW 8/25/08

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Who ordered the Scramble?


On Raw, General Manager Mike Adamle instituted a “Championship Scramble,” a 20-minute match for the World Heavyweight Title at Unforgiven between champion CM Punk, John Cena, Batista, Kane and JBL. The night’s show saw each of those Superstars except for Punk win a match. With so many determined competitors in the mix, will they be able to contain their ambition in the scant weeks leading up to Unforgiven?

World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk’s aforementioned loss was suffered at the hands of the ruthless Chris Jericho, fresh off an accidental attack on the wife of his rival, Shawn Michaels. The first-ever Undisputed Champion has urged HBK to remain at home and comfort his family, but directly after his wife was laid out by Jericho, The Showstopper seemed to have something else in mind. Michaels gave up his career at SummerSlam – after the assault on his wife, will he still follow his doctor’s orders? Or will Jericho find himself on the receiving end of some retaliatory Sweet Chin Music?

Last week on Raw, it was revealed that Kane’s burlap sack contained Rey Mysterio’s mask. This week, Kane explained how he brutally assaulted the Ultimate Underdog and stole his mask. Following the revelation, Mysterio’s former tag team partner and good friend Batista rushed to the ring and attacked Kane, who managed to get the upper hand over The Animal due to his injured leg. What is the condition of Rey Mysterio, and will the rivalry between Batista and Kane spill over into their Championship Scramble?

For the answers to these questions and more, watch Monday Night Raw live at its regular time of 9/8 CT, this Monday on Sci Fi Channel - for one night only. Or catch the action at 11/10 CT on USA Network.

[DJ]

Should be a decent show.

[Rokitka]

A decent episode tonight would be nice..

[Mighty NorCal]

mildly pumped. havent been able to watch for like 3 or 4 weeks now

[Kliq]

If there's gonna be an HBK-Jericho match at Unforgiven, there better be some good stuff to get things rolling tonight. Looking forward to it.

[wabash23]

wwe.com says there's a kane vs. batista match. i am hoping they reveal a lot more about rey's "condition." Also, Michaels is supposed to be making an appearance. There better be some chin music in there somewhere.

[Frank the Frowner]

Punk/JBL again. DAMMIT.

[wrestlebomb89]

hopefully it sounds good...but going off topic with rey mysterio for a minute...doesnt this sound very similar to the kaz/suicide( i think thatz his name) storyline there doing over in tna?

[Frank the Frowner]

hopefully it sounds good...but going off topic with rey mysterio for a minute...doesnt this sound very similar to the kaz/suicide( i think thatz his name) storyline there doing over in tna?

No, not really.

[Mighty NorCal]

i straight up forgot raw was on Sci Fi tonight. I almost flipped a bitch just now

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Michaels will be on Raw, but he's going to be at the DNC tonight.

[RabidChihuahua]

Is he going to super kick Hilary? :)

[Frank the Frowner]

Get off my TV, Olbermann, you douche.

And I just realized I got Sci Fi in HD!

[Mighty NorCal]

Sci Fi in HD FTW

[Mighty NorCal]

GOD this opening theme is so absolutely terrible for RAW. fucking A

[Monkey Winchester]

Woooooo

[Steamboat Ricky]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH I'll never give in

[RabidChihuahua]

oh jeez, can we please stop with the Adamle man-love by Lawler?

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

i feel like ive seen this match before

[Frank the Frowner]

Mooooooooooooooooooo

[kylexxx]

was excited to see punk but JBL just killed it

[Esteban Ochocinco]

GOD this opening theme is so absolutely terrible for RAW. fucking A

Amen to that, this theme is terrible, could we get a song with some sort of balls to it?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Listen to Cole everyone, he's explaining the rules of the match for the 1000th time, interim champion, not title count boosting.

[Frank the Frowner]

Oh, and the Championship Scramble is the stupidest gimmick match for a title ever, and is very TNA.

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

its a good song, it just sounds dumb when the edit the "fuck" out of it

[Steamboat Ricky]

someone do PBP...I'm not able to watch

[Steamboat Ricky]

I like it better than the last one...


Raw is War '99 Theme FTW

[RabidChihuahua]

want to take all the energy out of building? Just bring in JBL

[Monkey Winchester]

HAHA at Ricky.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Punk is growing on me, but JBL is fucking awful.

[RabidChihuahua]

nice dive past JBL by Punk

[Esteban Ochocinco]

sweet non ppv dive through the ropes by Punk

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

i thought punk was gonna eat the announce table

[Frank the Frowner]

Is that Gold Bond coming from JBL's trunks?

Good god almighty.

[Steamboat Ricky]

Are you serious? I'm deciphering that JBL v. Punk is happening right now...title or non-title?

[Steamboat Ricky]

Is that Gold Bond coming from JBL's trunks?

Good god almighty.

Say it aint so!

:lmao:

[Monkey Winchester]

Is that Gold Bond coming from JBL's trunks?

Good god almighty.

Yes. I saw a shoot interview with him where he says he puts gold bond on his nuts to stop friction or whatever.

[Starchild]

Punk really isn't half bad, just young. Give him time
JBL on the other hand has had plenty time and remains god-awful

[porterwithap]

JBL is so pointless to have punk facing right now. clean win or not it's not going to get him much over. Give him the mic , give him a good match with a fresher face a win over jericho would've been great for him last week

WWE dropping the ball like always.

[Monkey Winchester]

Horrible Torture Rack by JBL

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

is anyone else being put to sleep by this match?

[Frank the Frowner]

Oh, and to anyone saying Punk can't get over, just listen to this crowd.

[porterwithap]

this match isnt bad the commerical break messed up the flow a bit ,JBL in control of any match is going to be slow. Punk is making the match good. he's just getting lazy with his kickouts.

[PysChoViSiOuS]

Crossbody Closeline? Is that what Cole just said

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

they just will not let him win clean, will they?

[Frank the Frowner]

they just will not let him win clean, will they?

You're being sarcastic, right?

[porterwithap]

AHH Unibrow haha

[hardrocker488]

they just will not let him win clean, will they?

He won clean at SS

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

no, it just feels like he always gets fluke wins like that all time since he won the belt

[Wrestle2Heaven]

Anyone else pumped up for the Batista/Kane match?

[I.R.S was ace]

It would have been better for Punk if the ref hadn't got involved and JBL got himself disqualified by snapping and destroying Punk with the chair.

[slayerofpanda]

How could it have hurt to let him win clean?...stupid wwe, this feud should have ended tonight.

Thank god they should kingston is fighting tonight cuz after punk i was switching the channel, looks like I'll have to stick around now.

[RabidChihuahua]

maybe he means on free tv? :)

[Starchild]

He won clean at SS

Well they ended that early due to Punk and JBL butting heads and Punk being busted open

[Mighty NorCal]

RAW has already earned itself a rating of laborious

[slayerofpanda]

showed kingston is fighting*

[Frank the Frowner]

He won that match pretty cleanly, I'd say.

Dolts.

[Frank the Frowner]

Adamle!

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

new smackdown theme song? anyone else hear that in the commercial?

[Mighty NorCal]

oh fuck. Cena might really be hurt

[Frank the Frowner]

Yeah, cheer over him having a herniated disk.

Cretins.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

damn it, fuck the crowd for cheering that shit

[Wrestle2Heaven]

Rey Mysterio will take his place?

[Starchild]

Jericho!

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

wow, i think this might be legit

[wabash23]

awesome here's kane

[Esteban Ochocinco]

botchtista strikes again!!!!

[Mighty NorCal]

maybe Rey Rey???

[Gaming24/7]

Whats the bet Cena comes back at Unforgiven wins and looks like a superhero again. Same old shit.

[Mighty NorCal]

Sid Vicous!!!!

[Frank the Frowner]

I love Kane's promos.

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

primo vs carlito?

[Frank the Frowner]

Whats the bet Cena comes back at Unforgiven wins and looks like a superhero again. Same old shit.

Shut up. He's legit injured.

[Starchild]

Oh shit, I didn't expect Shawn to just walk in like that

[wabash23]

i was kind of thinking Sid, too. It would probably be too early, though.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Sid Vicous!!!!

Bad Ass

Well looks like HBK isn't in Denver as originally stated, good job Internet.

[porterwithap]

it was just a fat lip shawn looked like she got punched in the titty and had to get it cut off

[Starchild]

Ah-ha, I've figured out yet another WWE storyline. In place of John Cena in the Scramble will be.....GAIL KIM!!!

[Wrestle2Heaven]

It's either Sid Vicious or Mysterio. I'm betting it's Mysterio.

[Frank the Frowner]

It's going to be Orton replacing Cena.

And I will mark out. Hard.

[IC25]

Man Michaels is a jerk. Adamle just asked how his wife was.

[PysChoViSiOuS]

Its gonna be Mike Adamle. I read somewhere he was gonna wrestle soon, I kinda hope its Orton

[hardrocker488]

Not sure if I believe the Cena injury or not. Seems like it would have been made a bigger deal if it was true like a story on WWE.com or something. Of course I may be wrong.

[Monkey Winchester]

Id mark out like a Mofo if it was Sid Vicious.

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

It's going to be Orton replacing Cena.

And I will mark out. Hard.

that would be amazing if it was orton, it seems like hes been gone for years

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

Kelly!!!!!

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Kell Kelly is fucking terrible, hopefully Phoenix kills her

I'll be dissapointed if it isn't sid at this point.

[hardrocker488]

God I hope it's not Sid. That's all we need is another middle aged overweight wrestler who can't do more than a few moves.

[Frank the Frowner]

So what match have we seen more over the last couple of months, Beth vs. Kelly or JBL vs. Punk?

And I think JBL has bigger boobs than Kelly.

[justinsayne]

So I just got a text on my way home saying Cena is out, can anybody tell me what's going on with this?

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

kelly is alot hotter than jbl tho

[Steamboat Ricky]

Sid Vicious is hardly middleaged. Dude is OLD.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Supposedly John Cena injured his neck at the MSG show this weekend

In Kayfabe world, Botchtista strikes again and herniated disc in Cenas neck.

[Steamboat Ricky]

kelly is alot hotter than jbl tho

Probably not. Why do you think JBL puts gold bond in the trunks pre-match?

[Mighty NorCal]

id mark like fuck for either Sid or Orton

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Fuck her up BETH!

[Starchild]

Beth is taking repeated shots to the bloody nose

[PysChoViSiOuS]

No way

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Sid Vicious is hardly middleaged. Dude is OLD.

I hope that's not knocking the man because of his age

[Wrestle2Heaven]

So what match have we seen more over the last couple of months, Beth vs. Kelly or JBL vs. Punk?

And I think JBL has bigger boobs than Kelly.

Good call Sir.

[Y_2_aJ]

Cena's got a 'herniated disk'. Needs surgery apparently...

Replacement named tonight.

Kelly wins!! :(

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

bp is gonna whip him with her penis

[Frank the Frowner]

Oh No, Glamarella is having a lover's quarrel.

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

well, i think i no who is taking cenas place

[Starchild]

I am really surprised that The Brian Kendrick is in it. Like they could have used Big Show or someone.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Beth is a REAL wrestler. WHy have her job to fuckin Smelly Kell?

[Frank the Frowner]

well, i think i no who is taking cenas place

Beth Phoenix?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

The Santino club is probably in a fit right now

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

did anyone else just see the unforgiven commercial?

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

God, I can't wait for Gail Kim to redebut so they get rid of some of these awful eye candy pieces of crap.

[THE_UNDERTAKER777]

Orton To replace Cena on the scramble would be awsome

[Mighty NorCal]

Ok, so I admit that promo for Unforgiven got me a little wee bit pumped. im such a friggin mark

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Hey, any Satino Fan Club members. Why is Santino rockin the Unibrow these days?

[Frank the Frowner]

I am really surprised that The Brian Kendrick is in it. Like they could have used Big Show or someone.

THE Brian Kendrick is the best gimmick on Smackdown right now.

[justinsayne]

Hmm, so with Cena out, could this mean Mysterio could be added to the Uforgiven match as Cena's replacement?, if you think about it with the Kane storyline it would make perfect sense to add him

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

did anyone else just see the unforgiven commercial?

No. I purposely ignored it.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

The scramble is a great idea

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

the unforgiven commercial just said who was replacing cena. i would put it on here, but idk how to do the spoiler thing

[Steamboat Ricky]

I hope that's not knocking the man because of his age

I'm a Flair mark...remember?


I knock Sid because I haven't seen him do anything entertaining...well, ever.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

THE Brian Kendrick is the best gimmick on Smackdown right now.

God gimmick. Bodyguard sells it. But he could do without the goofy assed dancing.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Hmm, so with Cena out, could this mean Mysterio could be added to the Uforgiven match as Cena's replacement?, if you think about it with the Kane storyline it would make perfect sense to add him

Suddenly
I'm
Dominate

[klunderbunker]

Just woke up. Miss anything good?

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

the unforgiven commercial just said who was replacing cena. i would put it on here, but idk how to do the spoiler thing

Just post it. It will be the the main board in three seconds anyways. At least you can say you said it first.

[Frank the Frowner]

God gimmick. Bodyguard sells it. But he could do without the goofy assed dancing.

The goofy ass dancing with the giant overcoat is what puts it over the top for me.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

hey wrestling fans, pay attention, good wrestling wih Bret and Perfect

[Starchild]

THE Brian Kendrick is the best gimmick on Smackdown right now.

Yes, but in a match for the WWE Championship? And with Triple H?
That's a bit ridiculous...he clearly won't win.

[Frank the Frowner]

Just woke up. Miss anything good?

Not good, but Cena's out indefinitely.

And Glamarella had their first fight :(

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Suddenly
I'm
Dominate

He'd need to be reconditioned and trained in. But I do like your point.

[Steamboat Ricky]

God gimmick. Bodyguard sells it. But he could do without the goofy assed dancing.

Vaguely reminds me of WCW Jericho

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

it said jbl was in the match, and i dont think he was in it last week

[Frank the Frowner]

Lol, No Way.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

three words that don't go together
Kane, Batista, Classic

[Starchild]

Lol Charlito??

[justinsayne]

Carlit....Haas...Charlito:wtf:

[Mighty NorCal]

The goofy ass dancing with the giant overcoat is what puts it over the top for me.

YES SIR. the big coat and the dancing is the best damn freaking part

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

omg, this is hilarious. carlito has got 2 be so fucking pissed

[Wrestle2Heaven]

He'd need to be reconditioned and trained in. But I do like your point.

Not entirely true, I mean they have JBL wrestling don't they?

[IC25]

What is this garbage?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Charlito, lol, bury Carlito some more

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

The goofy ass dancing with the giant overcoat is what puts it over the top for me.

Nah. He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio in basketball diaries, when he was high.

[Frank the Frowner]

Charlito for WWE Champion!

[RabidChihuahua]

lol @ Charlito

[Esteban Ochocinco]

well let's hope this apple falls better from the tree

[njperfection]

God bless Mr. Perfec. They should just put that Hart vs. Perfect match on Raw instead of this crap

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Charlito, lol, bury Carlito some more

Well they supposedly gave Carlito a gimmick overhaul anyways. But yeah, Charlito is a bit much.

[Starchild]

Btw, JBL was in the Scramble last week
It was Punk, Tista, JBL, Kane, and Cena..but now someone will replace Cena obviously

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Charlito vs. the Showster, WM 25 Main Event!!!

[RabidChihuahua]

Charlie Haas...apparently has taken over Big Show's old gimmick of impersonating various wrestlers..and rather nicely, I might add

[RKOFAN**1]

well well well... is it tonight that Randy Orton comes back!!?

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

my bad, i thought summerslam was his last chance @ the title, nvm then

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No, Charlito vs. Gillberg. vs Showkishi!

[Cactus Jack2]

CHARLIE HAAS apperance...20 bucks no1 in the crowd knows who the imposter is lol

[Wrestle2Heaven]

This pretty much sums up what Raw has been like the past couple weeks.

[RabidChihuahua]

finally, the wig comes off

[IC25]

three words that don't go together
Kane, Batista, Classic

Unless also containing the words "coca-cola." Seriously, did Cole draw a parallel between Hart/Perfect and Kane/Batista?

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Oh damn. Charlito missed the HACKstabber and lost. What a waste.

[Starchild]

Charlito vs. the Showster, WM 25 Main Event!!!

The Showster was one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[Frank the Frowner]

Haas has airtime and a gimmick.

I'm happy for him.

[RabidChihuahua]

has Shawn lost his smile again?

[Esteban Ochocinco]

bathroom break

[Steamboat Ricky]

well well well... is it tonight that Randy Orton comes back!!?

NOPE

[hardrocker488]

Charlie Hass to be released tomorrow.

[joecamnet]

I just want to express much sadness that I live 10 minutes away from the Wachovia Arena and I couldn't afford a goddamned ticket to see Charlito live.

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

Charlie Hass to be released tomorrow.

but charlito stays for at least a month

[Frank the Frowner]

Unless also containing the words "coca-cola." Seriously, did Cole draw a parallel between Hart/Perfect and Kane/Batista?

Cole orgasms every time Batista is wrestling a match... he probably thinks tonight's boring battle will be better than that match.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Unless also containing the words "coca-cola." Seriously, did Cole draw a parallel between Hart/Perfect and Kane/Batista?

Oh puhlease. You couldn't draw a parallel between those two matches if you used a friggin Etch -A-Sketch

[Cactus Jack2]

I bet if Shawn opened his wallet he'd find a smile

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Unless also containing the words "coca-cola." Seriously, did Cole draw a parallel between Hart/Perfect and Kane/Batista?

yes irish, he did, he did

:disappointed:

[joecamnet]

Come on HBK, your wife just got love tapped in the lip, not stabbed in the neck.

[wrestlebomb89]

charlito...now thatz somef reaky shit right there. and i thougght orton was out for another 3 months because of the motorcycle accident further fuckin himself up.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I just want to express much sadness that I live 10 minutes away from the Wachovia Arena and I couldn't afford a goddamned ticket to see Charlito live.

Jerk off into your hand and rub it on your own face. You will feel exactly the same as you would have if you would have went a watched it live, extremely stupid.

[Starchild]

Oh puhlease. You couldn't draw a parallel between those two matches if you used a friggin Etch -A-Sketch

That was simply priceless...like Ted and Cody

[njperfection]

That Mr. Perfect dvd will be amazing Can't wait for that.

[joecamnet]

I should go to Walmart tonight. Last time I went to Walmart after RAW was at the Wachovia Arena I got to meet Val Venis and Chuck Palumbo buying toothpaste.
It was like a dream of bunnies and rainbows.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

That Mr. Perfect dvd will be amazing Can't wait for that.

They COULD make it, but they won't. They are concentrating on the NOW star DVD's instead. They canceled production on the Best of Starcade DVD.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Jericho has finally become a convincing serious heel, thank god.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I should go to Walmart tonight. Last time I went to Walmart after RAW was at the Wachovia Arena I got to meet Val Venis and Chuck Palumbo buying toothpaste.
It was like a dream of bunnies and rainbows.

If you do go, ask em why they aren't wrestling anymore.

[Cactus Jack2]

If you do go, ask em why they aren't wrestling anymore.

If he goes tonight I bet it wille haas/noble instead of venis/palumbo

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Oh boy, the cowboy hat, HBK is going to be super cereal here guys

[njperfection]

AFro-Amer-Spawn. The Mr. Perfect dvd is releasing on Sept. 7th. It is on amazon, bestbuy and wwe.com are running specials for it. Will be an awesome dvd. must have for my all-time fav

[Frank the Frowner]

That music combined with a serious face is hilarity at it's finest.

[Cactus Jack2]

i hope jericho/michaels have a street fight where they both lose a few pints of blood

[joecamnet]

This conversation makes me miss Maven and the time I met him at a Country Kitchen.

[joecamnet]

I like how the storyline is that his cornea was lacerated or some bullshit, but he's still sporting that scar 4 inches above his eye.

[Doody-ka-ka]

Did he just say he hits his wife alot with the "after 10 years with me she's tough"?..

[Starchild]

This conversation makes me miss Maven and the time I met him at a Country Kitchen.

Country Kitchen? So before wrestling Maven taught home ec?

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

If he goes tonight I bet it wille haas/noble instead of venis/palumbo

Yeah, but they are always assigned to buy the lube and oil.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

nobody takes me cereal!!!

[justinsayne]

AFro-Amer-Spawn. The Mr. Perfect dvd is releasing on Sept. 7th. It is on amazon, bestbuy and wwe.com are running specials for it. Will be an awesome dvd. must have for my all-time fav

Sept. 7th is a Sunday dude, are you sure it's coming out on that day, cause usually DVDs are released on Tuesdays

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

AFro-Amer-Spawn. The Mr. Perfect dvd is releasing on Sept. 7th. It is on amazon, bestbuy and wwe.com are running specials for it. Will be an awesome dvd. must have for my all-time fav

Really? Wow. Must be why they canceled my order for the Best of Starcade DVD that they had up for sale too, stating that production was stopped.

[Frank the Frowner]

It's your fault, stupid. You ducked.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Country Kitchen? So before wrestling Maven taught home ec?

Country Kitchen is like Dennys. Well cept the food is edible.

[joecamnet]

The only thing saying goodbye with HBK is his hair.
Dude should talk to Chavo.

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

jericho looks like hes constipated

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

WTF is with the look on Jericho's face? He looks like he farted and it was worse than what he thought it would be.

[njperfection]

its 9-9 justin, my bad

[Frank the Frowner]

I love Jericho's scowl.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

The only thing saying goodbye with HBK is his hair.
Dude should talk to Chavo.

There currently plans behind the scenes to make sure that Chavo draws Shawn for secret santa this year.

[t3nnisace]

hahah

[joecamnet]

(As for the Country Kitchen story, it was after RAW in State College. I saw Maven, Al Snow, Christian, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Lita and Chris Jericho. The signed my placemat. Then I pissed next to Kevin Nash at a truck stop down the highway that he and Triple H stopped at. That was akward.)

[justinsayne]

HBK sounds like he's gonna cry

[klunderbunker]

This is reminding me of the Austin Rikishi segment for No Mercy 2000.

[t3nnisace]

dude j2j's look is priceless.

[joecamnet]

WWE has ads for Gilette Fusion, but NONE of the wrestlers seem to want to shave.

[justinsayne]

(As for the Country Kitchen story, it was after RAW in State College. I saw Maven, Al Snow, Christian, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Lita and Chris Jericho. The signed my placemat. Then I pissed next to Kevin Nash at a truck stop down the highway that he and Triple H stopped at. That was akward.)

Oh wow, dude you are sooooo cool, seriously nobody gives a fuck

[Starchild]

(As for the Country Kitchen story, it was after RAW in State College. I saw Maven, Al Snow, Christian, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Lita and Chris Jericho. The signed my placemat. Then I pissed next to Kevin Nash at a truck stop down the highway that he and Triple H stopped at. That was akward.)

Nash tried to rape you didn't he? Dammit I knew!

[Mighty NorCal]

goodness gracious. welp, i just got sold Unforgiven by HBK and Jericho lol

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

This is really a sucky promo. The whole "quiet voice" Jericho whit is annoying as fuck.

[joecamnet]

"ARE YOU GONNA ACCEPT THIS MATCH!.... or am I gonna have to stare at you crosseyed some more..."

[Thriller City Machine Guns]

he rele needs to work on his scowl

[Frank the Frowner]

That Jericho scowl/frown RULES.

[Starchild]

Michaels' terrets are kicking in as he keeps yelling the first 2 words of each statement

[Tyrath]

Uhh I missed about the last half hour. Did they announce whose replacing Cena yet?

[justinsayne]

Uhh I missed about the last half hour. Did they announce whose replacing Cena yet?

nope

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

(As for the Country Kitchen story, it was after RAW in State College. I saw Maven, Al Snow, Christian, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Lita and Chris Jericho. The signed my placemat. Then I pissed next to Kevin Nash at a truck stop down the highway that he and Triple H stopped at. That was akward.)

If we hand you a Hulk Hogan doll, are you stable enough to point out where he touched you?

http://www.batguys.com/images/wildlifeUpdate/06-08-16/12.jpg

[Y_2_aJ]

"Are you gonna accept this match? Or do I know what I already know....

that you look even more stupid in your new ring pants than I do in this damn hat"

[Frank the Frowner]

Uhh I missed about the last half hour. Did they announce whose replacing Cena yet?

Orton or Sid would be just fine.

Then I just remembered that there was a rumor floating around that they were going to make Adamle wrestle, and I became horrified.

[Marquis]

The look on jerichos face is to priceless for the first time in awhile i actually felt the animosity.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

"Are you gonna accept this match? Or do I know what I already know....

that you look even more stupid in your new ring pants than I do in this damn hat"

Shawn thinks Jericho looks sexy as hell in those new tights and he wants a piece of him in the ring. Because if he sodomized him outside of the ring, he could go to jail.

[Mighty NorCal]

ECW CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE!!!! :lmao:

[klunderbunker]

Did they just spoil ECW's scramble?

[Tyrath]

Orton or Sid would be just fine.

Then I just remembered that there was a rumor floating around that they were going to make Adamle wrestle, and I became horrified.

I thought Orton was re-injured as well. He'd be great though.

As for Adamle, I reaaaally hope not lol

[Frank the Frowner]

If we hand you a Hulk Hogan doll, are you stable enough to point out where he touched you?

http://www.batguys.com/images/wildlifeUpdate/06-08-16/12.jpg

Hogan's face in that picture was the face he made when he got sodomized by Nash in the bathroom.

[joecamnet]

If we hand you a Hulk Hogan doll, are you stable enough to point out where he touched you?

http://www.joecamnet.com/images/12.jpg

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

The first guitar rift of the "Priceless" theme song kinda sounds like "Biscuits and Gravy". I swear, they aren't even trying to be original anymore.

[Wrestle2Heaven]

Are they serious?

[Y_2_aJ]

Ahh Shit.

Hacksaw fired tomorrow?

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

So, someone please tell me. WHY are King and Slacksaw getting a match with the champs when they have never wrestled a match together before?

[Starchild]

I had forgotten Cryme Time stole the titles and for a second I thought Priceless just forgot them

[Mighty NorCal]

alriiiiiiight. King and Hacksaw Duggan. showing off the uber deep tag division on RAW

[Wrestle2Heaven]

So, someone please tell me. WHY are King and Slacksaw getting a match with the champs when they have never wrestled a match together before?

Welcome to the new era of Raw.

[Y_2_aJ]

I hope to god King wins/doesnt get destroyed... I dont want a Raw called by either just Cole, or Cole and Adamle!!

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I had forgotten Cryme Time stole the titles and for a second I thought Priceless just forgot them

Sad thing is, that would probably make a more interesting storyline.

[PysChoViSiOuS]

USA arent they all from the USA? It kinda looses meaning unless dudes from another country

[Starchild]

Jerry's hulkin' up!

[Y_2_aJ]

The Kings hulking up

[Tyrath]

Like someone said, tomorrow we'll be seeing "We wish Hacksaw Duggan all the best in future endeavors" or whatever it is :P

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I hope to god King wins/doesnt get destroyed... I dont want a Raw called by either just Cole, or Cole and Adamle!!

Oh come on. Adamle rocks as an announcer.

[Y_2_aJ]

Hot tag to Hacksaw!

LOL

one thing i never thought id ever say

[njperfection]

LOL vintage Duggan!!! Nice Cole

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

So Debiase is using Johnny Parise/Swinger's old finisher for his now?

[Frank the Frowner]

Dibiase's finisher rules.

[Mighty NorCal]

goodness. is it seriously 1015??? nothing has happened lol

[joecamnet]

Cody is gonna lisp it up again

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

SHHH. Be quite. I want to hear the sexiest lisp in wrestling. :lmao:

[Y_2_aJ]

Oh come on. Adamle rocks as an announcer.

if your definition of "rocks" means, he cant do anything very well at all, then I agree.

Im sure The Tazz misses him, hopefully though the Samoan Bulldog will return and confront him

[Starchild]

Yo yo yo!

[Mighty NorCal]

whats funny, is technically, cryme tyme still has a title shot coming to them, from last January lol

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Dibiase's finisher rules.

It's Johnny Swinger's old finisher, The Swing Thing.

[joecamnet]

Look at that shit... Empty seats behind them. I could've been there if WWE was just giving out some free tix.