Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[IC25]

This is a simple exercise. Write a one-sentence headline for a wrestling story that does not exist, but you wish it did. If you woke up tomorrow morning and logged on to the WZ main site, what is the headline that would make you smile / laugh / interested again?

Examples:

John Cena Suspended 30-days for Wellness Violation

Melina finally decides to do Playboy

Vince McMahon to start "XHL" Hockey League

[IrishEnglishman24]

Candice, Kelly, Layla, Cherry, Maryse, Maria, Ashley released. WWE.com has come to terms to release Candice Michelle, Kelly Kelly, Layla El, Cherry, Maryse, Maria, Ashley Massaro. We wish them all the best in their future endevours

[klunderbunker]

Wrestlemania to be held in Lexington, Kentucky.

Jericho to feud with Undertaker.

Brand split to finally be officially ended.

[Echelon]

Ashley suffers career ending injury; no longer able to wrestle

[Papa Shango]

Triple H busts BOTH quads, forced to retire; title awarded to MRRRRRRRRR. KENNEDYYYYYYYYYY... KENNEDYYYYYYYY!!!

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

John Cena has an 8 year heavyweight title reign.

[TM]

The Great Khali wins Cruiserweight Gauntlet Tournament at Night Of Champions

[Y 2 Jake]

Benoit Murders Mk 2.

[Echelon]

Pregnant Mickie James reveals photos for Maxim photoshoot

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Triple H has been suspended for 30 days for Violations of the WWE Wellness Program.

The WWE has come to terms on the release of Dave Batista.

[Y 2 Jake]

Batista mistakes gerbil for HGH.

[Papa Shango]

Vince Russo reveals all; Beaver Cleavage based on childhood experience

[IC25]

Jericho wins WWE Title, Shawn Michaels folded into a TV Table.

[HBK-aholic]

Shawn Michaels divorces Rebecca Circa. Scandal as he announces love for 16 year old.

[Y 2 Jake]

HBK Uses Pubic Hair In New Wig.

[Papa Shango]

Randy Savage Returns to WWE; Record Low Temperatures Reported in Hell.

[Skullz Crack'Em]

Breaking News: Huge backstage argument between John Cena and Vince McMahon! Cena leaving WWE?

Triple H to turn Heel this Monday on RAW

Breaking News: WWE and TNA come to terms with a company merge! A new Invasion Angle?

[Echelon]

HHH trapped in elevator for 5 hours; has leg gnawed off by Big Daddy V; forced to surrender championship

[Papa Shango]

Hornswoggle Defeats HHH for WWE Championship; Ratings Reach 18-month High

[DJ]

Chris Benoit to return at Wrestlemania 25

BREAKING: Cena takes up movie career.

BREAKING: Cenas new moive wins a Razzie.

BREAKING: Cena heading to ROH

BREAKING: Cena stabbed at ROH by Smarks

[Papa Shango]

BREAKING: John Cena Arrested for Murder of Obnoxious Internet Smark

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

CM Punk Suspended For 30 Days Due To Wellness Policy Violation

Eddie Guerrero Returns To Win WWE Title

Triple H Relieved Of Backstage Duties

Vince Russo Hired By WWE

[DJ]

BREAKING: Cena comments on arrest-"He said I can't wrassle!"

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

BREAKING: Hulk Hogan Dating Kelly Kelly

[Papa Shango]

Breaking: Bret Hart Gains Revenge- Stephanie and HHH's Baby Looks Suspiciously Like Hitman

[Ryukuma]

Breaking News Ric Flair still wrestling at the age of 80
Breaking News Vince Professes Love for Cocks
Breaking News Jim Ross learns the macalana, and will perform at Madison Square Garden

[DeadmanInc.]

BREAKING NEWS: John Cena discovers cure for cancer. Fans still boo.

[HBK-aholic]

Breaking News: Hart over the Screwjob?

[ROHDude]

Triple H & Stephanie McMahon get divorced.

Triple H leaves WWE.

Stephanie decides to be a stay at home mom.

[DJ]

Breaking: HBK to lose Hair vs Hair match at Cyber Sunday

[joejoe]

Breaking News: Hart over the Screwjob?

You win best headline.


HBK to face Undertaker at Wrestlemania 25

[FOTH 3:16]

New Champion,Major Retirement,Relievement of Duties,Record Lows,Wrestling Death,and more inside

Hornswoggle wins the WWE Championship.

Vince Russo announces retirement from booking,saying that his ideas suck.

Triple H has been relieved of his backstage duties and may be leaving WWE in his anger.

John Cena stabbed to death by Smart Marks(smarks) at a Ring of Honor wrestling show.Ring of Honor owners have tooken no action.

Hell has officially frozen over.

On a side note,Paul London and Brian Kendrick defeated The Highlanders at the same house show mentioned above this past weekend.

[johnpauliii]

Vince quits!: Vince McMahon sensationally quit as chairman of the WWE on a live broadcast of Raw last night during another Million dollar mania segment. Fed up and humiliated by the the jeers of the live audience, being 'Rick-rolled' yet again and viewing figures tumbling to a record low, the beleagured chairman bellowed "To hell with you people" and stormed out of the arena. He hasn't been seen since. It is not thought to be part of a wrestling 'angle'.

[Papa Shango]

Hulk Hogan Denounces Money, Admitted to Psychiatric Hospital

[KillBill]

Sid Vicious returns and leaves HHH in a pool of blood.
Matt Hardy to get World Title shot at Summerslam.
WWE learns how to use talent, and ends the idea of constantly jobbing out decent wrestlers, like cm punk and palumbo.
Natural Born Thrillers Return!!!!!!
Hogan will answer phones on Raw across from Vince, trying to find decent man for his daughter.
3 Count reunion planned for MTV music awards.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

HBK finally realizes that he's not fooling anyone with that comb over.

[johnpauliii]

It's confirmed: Shawn Michaels v Brett Hart at Wrestlemania 25. Vince Mcmahon as special guest referee.

[ABWrestling]

Triple H Breaks Both Legs After Jumping Out Of A Plane With No Parachute From 5000 Feet In The Air! Takes A Job At Taco Bell As A Cook In Wheelchair!

Maria Marries Colin Delaney In A Private Ceremony In Hong Kong.

John Cena Fired For Making Out With Linda Mcmahon AND Mae Young At The Same Time, Santino Marella Dissapointed.

Ric Flair Challenged By Oldest Man In The World To An Arm Wrestling Match, Both Men Died Of Old Age In The Middle Of The Contest.


:flair: REST IN PEACE, MURDERED BY DARTH VADER IN HIS TRIP TO TATOOINE

[ABWrestling]

[QUOTE=joejoe;473764]You win best headline.

What about mine?

[Nj Fan 04]

Hardys to Face off in World Title Unification Match

[Papa Shango]

Breaking: Smarks Across Globe Wake Up, Realize Noone Cares What They Think

[FTS]

I think Papa Shango wins

Breaking news: Jim Ross admits to not knowing any whestling moves without a state's name in it.

Breaking: Fans cheer Cena, Cena's head explodes

Breaking: Jeff Hardy credited for carrying company, becomes new undisputed champion

CM Punk 1979-2008

Colin Delaney named number one contender.

[Unrated Superstar]

Tatanka defeats Steve Austin, The Sandman, and Finlay in high stakes drinking contest, wins back land for his people

New Chris Benoit text message revealed: "They're gonna make me ECW champion...goodbye, cruel world!"

Triple H to TNA?

Vince McMahon to TNA?

Eddie Guerrero to TNA?

Cryme Tyme's JTG selected as Barack Obama's running mate

Cryme Tyme's Shad Gaspard selected as John McCain's running mate

Vince McMahon paying people to watch WWE programming (Wait a minute...)

[EnigmaticAngel]

John Morrison finally drops that spaz the Miz and gets the push he deserves

Batista forced to retire?

John Cena has major heat and is no longer gonna be SUPERCENA

Ric Flair returns as manager? Reforms 4 Horsemen?

Mr. Kennedy wins WWE Title

JEFF JARRETT RETURNS TO THE RING!!!

[malfoy]

WWE merges with TNA

later,

Angle break triple h's ankle backstage in fight over who wins the world title.

[jman314]

tag team titles unified, new champs cryme tyme

New WWE champion Mr Kennedy burns spinner belt, return of Undisputed Championship belt tonight on RAW

World Heavyweight Champion Finlay spaypaints belt green

Khali eats Curryman after running out of real curry

BREAKING- Vince McMahon shits pants on live television

[klunderbunker]

Banned move list removed in WWE, all moves allowed.

Related story- Cruiserweight title returning.

[DJ]

BREAKING-WWE has Bought out WRESTLEZONE.New Admins expected and news story are 100% WWE.

[mrpaul]

Big Daddy V reveals new Playboy Shoot

CM Punk checks into the betty Ford Clinic

Vince admits Chris benoit double Murder angle was 'pushing it a bit far'

[Papa Shango]

Breaking: Mike Adamle Found Strangled; Tazz Given Medal of Valor

[incrediblesim]

Sting Defeats Batista to become WWE Champ

AJ Styles Defeats Great Khali to become WHC

Triple H & Vince McMahon found knocked out in Austrian cellar

[cline00]

breaking News: Aj Styles Defeats Samoa Joe For Tna Championship

sci Fi Cancels Ecw: Ecw Brand Will Be Divided Amongst The Raw And Sd Brands

joey Styles Replaces Michael Cole As Smackdown's Lead Announcer

breaking News: The Rock Through With Hollywood, Returning To Wwe Full Time

ric Flair To Become New Gm Of Raw/mick Foley To Become New Gm Of Smackdown

bobby Lashley And Rvd Sign With Tna

vince Mcmahon Purchases Cnn From Ted Turner

brock Lesnar Returning To Wwe At Summerslam

eric Bischoff And Paul Heyman Become New Head Writers Of Tna

sting And Bruno Sammartino To Be Inducted Into The 2009 Wwe Hall Of Fame

stone Cold To Have One Final Match At Wrestlemania 25

john Cena Heel Turn

muhammed Hassen Returning To Wwe To Feud With Mr. Kennedy

dudley Boyz Returns To Wwe, They Along With The Hardyz Set To Revive The Tag Team Division

shelton Benjamin And Rey Mysterio's Wwe Contract Expires Jumping To Tna?

[Papa Shango]

New Study Shows Wrestling Fans Believe They Can Do Better Job
Similar Study Proves They Can't

[profx26]

New Champion,Major Retirement,Relievement of Duties,Record Lows,Wrestling Death,and more inside

Hornswoggle wins the WWE Championship.

Vince Russo announces retirement from booking,saying that his ideas suck.

Triple H has been relieved of his backstage duties and may be leaving WWE in his anger.

John Cena stabbed to death by Smart Marks(smarks) at a Ring of Honor wrestling show.Ring of Honor owners have tooken no action.

Hell has officially frozen over.

On a side note,Paul London and Brian Kendrick defeated The Highlanders at the same house show mentioned above this past weekend.

:undertaker2::flair: WWE To Crown A New WWE CHAMPION In a 16 man Tournment on a 3 hour Edition Of RAW

After the controversal Ladder Match between Hbk and Triple H at Summerslam and the Dreded 1.9 rating Raw got Lask week, Vince Mchamon stripped both of the title and made a bracket with wrestlers from RAW,SMACKDOWN AND ECW HERE'S THE BRACKET:

HBK
HHH


CM PUNK
MATT HARDY


LONDON
KENDRICK

CARLITO
SCOTT HALL

RANDY ORTON
????


DDP
KANE

KENNEDY
MVP

EDGE
????



Dont Miss RAW TO SEE WHO BECOMES WWE CHAMPION

[profx26]

:xmen::undertaker2::flair: WWE To Crown A New WWE CHAMPION In a 16 man Tournment on a 3 hour Edition Of RAW

After the controversal Ladder Match between Hbk and Triple H at Summerslam and the Dreded 1.9 rating Raw got Lask week, Vince Mchamon stripped both of the title and made a bracket with wrestlers from RAW,SMACKDOWN AND ECW HERE'S THE BRACKET:

HBK
HHH


CM PUNK
MATT HARDY


LONDON
KENDRICK

CARLITO
SCOTT HALL

RANDY ORTON
????


DDP
KANE

KENNEDY
MVP

EDGE
????



Dont Miss RAW TO SEE WHO BECOMES WWE CHAMPION



:undertaker2:
MAJOR ANNOUCEMENTS
WWE AND TNA TO MERGE AND HAVE A PAY PER VIEW ON JULY 6 CALLED WWE VS TNA: WINNER TAKES ALL
RANDY SAVAGE SIGNS WITH WWE!
WCW ONE NIGHT STAND LIVE ON PPV!
ECW RETURNS TO WHAT IT WAS WITH ALL FORMER STARS BACK!
SAMOA JOE LEAVES TNA TO JOIN UFC!
UNDERTAKER SIGNS WITH TNA, TO HAVE MATCH WITH STING AT IMPACT
VINCE MCMAHON AND TRIPLE H RELEASED FROM WWE!
JOHN CENA HAS 10 MOVES NOW!
OH AND STONE COLD VS HULK HOGAN AT WRESTLEMANIA 25 ALSO SIGNED HBK VS TAKER, ROCK VS CENA AND JEFF HARDY VS CM PUNK FOR WWE TITLE

[Dragonslayer]

Triple H & Vince McMahon found knocked out in Austrian cellar

LOL brilliant... btw I'm actually from Austria (but rest assured, my brother is not my father or such)

As far as the topic is concerned, right now I would like to see something like:

BREAKING: TNA beats WWE Monday Night Raw in the ratings with the first broadcast of their new Monday night live program

[relik]

"This just in John Cena has just been nominated for an Oscar due to his superb work on The Marine 2"
"Jillian Hall revealed to once be a man"
"Aldo Montoya, Max Moon, Blue Blazer and Rosie are led by The Hurricane to form a stable known as The Justice Chums. On a side note Adam West teaches them to do the Batoozie"
"Chyna returns to WWE"

[Slyfox696]

BREAKING NEWS: John Cena discovers cure for cancer. Fans still boo.
:lmao:


That's a good one.



One I'd like to see?



Report: Mr. Kennedy forgets his own name.

Wrestlemania to be held in Cape Girardeau, MO.

Ted Turner purchases wrestling company.

Breaking: Shawn Michaels finds his long lost smile.

[FOTH 3:16]

New Chris Benoit text message revealed: "They're gonna make me ECW champion...goodbye, cruel world!"

John Cena finds cure for cancer:fans still boo

I think we got a couple winners.

[Papa Shango]

Hardy Boys Retire From Wrestling, Pursue Careers as Teenage Detectives
Infringement Lawsuit Filed by Frank and Joe

[Slim Pickns]

Kliq fans finally admit they were worked, declare Bret Hart is far superior to Shawn Michaels

John Cena leaving WWE???? *click to open*
You wish, internet nerd. Enjoy your Bryan Danielson matches.

[XxHardyFan4LyfxX]

BREAKING NEWS: Vince purchase's TNA.

WWE scraps ECW brand.

Brand split is over.

WWE changes name back to WWF

[Uncle Sam]

WWE Putting Together Tag/Women's/Cruiserweight Division?

[Papa Shango]

C'mon, Sam, come up with something that could ACTUALLY happen.

[incrediblesim]

Christian defeats Batista for Intercontinental Championship in Summerslam Main- Event.

WWE Sign Sting.

Steph- Hunter can go suck off a horse!

WWE have finalized the release of Snitsky. We wish himthe best in his future endeavours.

Former WWE Star appears in Mouthwash promotion!

[Slim Pickns]

Kurt Angle says TNA is miles better than WWE

WWE laughs

[Papa Shango]

Scott Steiner Says HBK Sucks, Then Headlines Botchamania 46

[Slim Pickns]

TNA further bashes WWE, then signs K-Fed

[dumbdumbjr]

BIG SHOW QUITS! Gets Job Making Slim Jims

[dumbdumbjr]

BIG DADDY V KILLED! "Wow guess Delaney realy had it in him" CM Punk yells just b4 Khali mistakes hi for a slim jim

[ronalddeo]

John cena is actually superman

During the tombstone piledriver, undertaker and edge start having a 69

Morisson and Miz caught making out backstage, later that night HHH humps both of them - Tape avail at TMZ

[Papa Shango]

Colin Delany Steps Into Sunlight, Suffers Serious 1st Degree Burns
Permanent Tan Lines Likely

[TomSmithUK]

HBK vs Bret Hart LIVE AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!

[The Deejish Invasion]

Triple H is actually a Women more inside

Shawn Michaels becomes ECW champion, finally gives the belt credibility!

Big daddy V kills Ashley by sitting on her, due to her asking if his breasts are real!

[chance]

ROH gets a T.V deal on tbs.
Shooting star press no longer banned.
WWE and TNA come to terms on a trade between Aj Styles and Kaz for Rey Mysterio and CM Punk .
Everyone on ECW roster except Nunzio, Stevie Richards and, Tommy dreamer divided between Raw and Smackdown. Sabu, Sandman, Balls Mahoney Chris chetti, raven, francine, beullah, rob van dam, mikey whipwreck, jerry lynn, tajiri, bubba ray dudley and d-von dudley sign wwe contract and go to ecw
Rhyno leaves Tna for ECW.
rey mysterio moved to ecw.
super crazy to ecw
WWE no longer pretending Chris Benoit never existed.
Benoit to be inducted into the WWe hall of fame.
Shelton Benjamin leaves WWE for Roh
tna signs Hulk Hogan.
Triple h to face edge in title unification match
John cena traded to smackdown for Batista.
cruiserweight title returns

[HBK-aholic]

New WWE Champion; The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

[klunderbunker]

New WWE Champion; The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

HBK forfeits title for divor proceedings from wife.

Vince to step down as WWE Chairman.

[as260191]

New WWE Champion - Champion the Wonder Horse

[TommmyH]

Bret Hart Arrested for murder for hire.

Carlito chokes to death on an apple.

Remains of Jake Roberts found in a Cobra.

Santino Marella not Italian. (wait...)

Ted Dibiase files for bankruptcy.

*click here* for pictures Dusty Rhodes under 200 lbs.

[TM]

Ric Flair Retires... Wait, that wish DID come true!

[Esteban Ochocinco]

WWE bans 40plus year olds from wrestling.

[Kyphael]

Christian Cage signs with WWE (seriously, we all want it to happen while he is still in his prime. He has nothing left to accomplish in TNA but still has the WWE title to add to his resume.)

Sting signs a one year legends contract with WWE to wrestle on a part-time schedule. (See the above, roles reversed.)

WWE comes to terms with the release of Mike Adamle; Joey Styles returns to commentary on ECW.

John Cena turns heel.

Batista turns heel.

Curry Man unmasks.

Shark Boy is injured (kayfabe), gets hit on the head and no longer thinks he is Stone Cold.

Petey Williams turns on Scott Steiner.

Alex Shelley; new X-Division Champion.

The Rock to return at Wrestlemania 25 to wrestle Shawn Michaels.

New WWE Champion; Chris Jericho.

[TM]

Ric Flair Retires... Wait, that wish DID come true!

I jinxed it:(

[twisterwrw929]

Hulk Hogan finally admits Ric Flair is superior in every way

[joecamnet]

BREAKING: Triple H Found Dead In Tanning Booth

EXCLUSIVE: Next Diva Featured In Playboy! Mae Young??

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Dwayne Johnson Acknowledges He Wrestled

[Slim Pickns]

Hulk Hogan finally admits Ric Flair is superior in every way

*one week later*

Hogan pulls out attendance and PPV records. Woops, forgot about these.

[Skullz Crack'Em]

BREAKING: Triple H Found Dead In Tanning Booth

EXCLUSIVE: Next Diva Featured In Playboy! Mae Young??

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Dwayne Johnson Acknowledges He Wrestled

You want to see Mae Young in Playboy?! You are one sick Bastard.

And whats with everybody wanting Triple H dead? LOL, people's hatred for the man is getting a little out of hand if you ask me.

[hardmick33]

AJ Styles, Christian Cage, Robert Roode and Samoa Joe all sign with WWE - James Storm to follow after contract expires

Mr Kennedy and MVP to enter long term fued - WWE Championship involved

Triple H finally realizes he'll never be Stone Cold or The Rock - accepts role as talent enhancer

John Cena to begin smart-ass rapping gimmick once again - Heel turn in the works

[mikeRC]

Aj Styles and Kurt Angle to have a 30 minute ironman match. Anybody who interferes gets fired

Owen Hart to be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame

Teddy Hart signs WWE Contract and will face HBK at survivor series

CM Punk, Samoa Joe and Mr Kennedy all admit to being overrated

The Rock gets the title of "worlds biggest sellout"

Paul Heyman signs TNA Contract. iMpact scores 7 in the Ratings

Tazz makes in ring return, breaks HHH's Legs and makes people remember just how brilliant he was in the ring

quite a lot of headlines but jesus all of those would be great

[Echelon]

Triple H Breaks Both Legs After Jumping Out Of A Plane With No Parachute From 5000 Feet In The Air! Takes A Job At Taco Bell As A Cook In Wheelchair!


this is the single dumbest thing i'ver ever read

[hardmick33]

Oh I forgot!

New Miracle Neck Surgery Discovered - Stone Cold to return immediately

[theneil450]

* WWE ACKNOWLEDGES CHRIS BENOIT EXISTED

* CHRIS JERICHO CLEANLY WINS THE WWE TITLE

* ROXXI LAVEAUX(With hair) vs. STACEY KEIBLER IN A LOSER GETS IMPLANTS MATCH

[NEW_WWE_OWNER]

HHH drafted to ECW!!!
Cole taken away from SmackDown microphone for Tony Schiavone!! Street fight signed with him vs Foley!!! THAT'LL PUT BUTTS IN THE SEATS!!!
Hogan vs Austin WM 25... HOGAN TO LIE DOWN FOR STSA!!!
KHALI to learn to WRESTLE!!!
CENA to learn his 6th wrestling move!!!
Y2J to save us from himself.
Hornswaggle wins HUGE battle royal vs Big Show, Kane, Big Daddy V, Khali, Umaga, and Mark Henry @ WM 25...advances to main event of WM 25 against HHH, HBK and Cena... Hornswaggle WINS!!!
CENA lips surgically removed from Vince's backside.
Vince tears quad while his lips are surgically removed from Vince Russo's backside... out for 10 months. RETURN @ SUMMERSLAM against Paul Heyman in a Pigsty Match... more details on WCW Nitro Tuesday @ 10pm SciFi.

[fallen89]

Vince tells wrestlers size doesnt matter....cena takes it the wrong way!

[NEW_WWE_OWNER]

CATCH WWE STARCADE!!! LIVE AT THE BELL CENTRE ON NOVEMBER 9th ON PPV...
HHH VS HBK WCW TITLE!!! BRET HART TO REF!!! VINCE MCMAHON LIVE @ RINGSIDE!!!
ROCK AND STSA VS HOGAN AND STING!!! FLAIR FOR REF!!!

[ianfromlondon]

Breaking news: BIG EXPLOSION AT A TNA EVENT, TNA FINALLY HAS ENDED (thats correct folks nomore tna ever) you can now turn on your tv's and watch something good on rather throwing up when someone says "tna is on"

also in the explosion jurt angle has died after he tried running back in to save his 1000 pots of pain killers since he needs them to get through the day of his addiction

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Hulk Hogan finally admits Ric Flair is superior in every way

By Superior he means superiorly over rated.

[Slim Pickns]

HHH drafted to ECW!!!
Cole taken away from SmackDown microphone for Tony Schiavone!! Street fight signed with him vs Foley!!! THAT'LL PUT BUTTS IN THE SEATS!!!
Hogan vs Austin WM 25... HOGAN TO LIE DOWN FOR STSA!!!
KHALI to learn to WRESTLE!!!
CENA to learn his 6th wrestling move!!!
Y2J to save us from himself.
Hornswaggle wins HUGE battle royal vs Big Show, Kane, Big Daddy V, Khali, Umaga, and Mark Henry @ WM 25...advances to main event of WM 25 against HHH, HBK and Cena... Hornswaggle WINS!!!
CENA lips surgically removed from Vince's backside.
Vince tears quad while his lips are surgically removed from Vince Russo's backside... out for 10 months. RETURN @ SUMMERSLAM against Paul Heyman in a Pigsty Match... more details on WCW Nitro Tuesday @ 10pm SciFi.

Your a few months too late on that one, its currently cool to think Cena is OK.

[Mighty NorCal]

about a year late on it actually

[Mighty NorCal]

*IWC smark moron trends of the year....Kennedy overrated, Cena not that bad*

[Slim Pickns]

^^Also, Triple H is the NEW public enemy number one.

MVP getting worse by the day

Bryan Danielson gets instantly worse for pondering a WWE contract

[Mighty NorCal]

*Matt Hardy, US champ*

[Slim Pickns]

HBK wins WWE Title, IWC declares Bret Hart the best ever

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Your a few months too late on that one, its currently cool to think Cena is OK.

Yup, ever since the Injury at No Mercy it's been acceptable to like Cena. The Five Moves of doom is pretty old and lame at this point.

[Slim Pickns]

Yup, ever since the Injury at No Mercy it's been acceptable to like Cena. The Five Moves of doom is pretty old and lame at this point.

You know who will always suck...HOGAN. He couldn't WRESTLE but he always had the belt.:)

In serious mode now, another one I'm sick of hearing- Cena was better as a heel on Smackdown.

[Papa Shango]

Carlito vs. Charlie Haas Ends in No Contest; Lillian Garcia Declared Winner

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Obviously inferior to Flair in everyway.

[Slim Pickns]

Hogan promos made more than Flairs matches, but Flair was obviously better. He mastered the chop and flop.

[twisterwrw929]

Hogan promos made more than Flairs matches, but Flair was obviously better. He mastered the chop and flop.

Lets not be ridiculous, Hogan is much better because he mastered the finger wag and point, along with the hand cup to the ear, and best of all the "Atomic" leg drop

[Mighty NorCal]

Lets not be ridiculous, Hogan is much better because he mastered the finger wag and point, along with the hand cup to the ear, and best of all the "Atomic" leg drop

And making tons more money than any other person ever...

[Mighty NorCal]

:flair: < :hogan:

[Slim Pickns]

Lets not be ridiculous, Hogan is much better because he mastered the finger wag and point, along with the hand cup to the ear, and best of all the "Atomic" leg drop

The point was to show that they both did shit like that, yet for some reason Flair is looked at as this technical genius. They both had cartoonish features, Hogan's were just more entertaing and made far more money.

[Slim Pickns]

:flair: < :hogan:

Thanks for putting it in a way they can understand.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Lets not be ridiculous, Hogan is much better because he mastered the finger wag and point, along with the hand cup to the ear, and best of all the "Atomic" leg drop


So Hogan could work 1/4 the length of the match as Flair, yet make multiple times as much money, yup that guy must be a hack.

[as260191]

John Cena learns 5th move.

[Mighty NorCal]

will they ever learn???

[Mighty NorCal]

John Cena learns 5th move.

:lmao:

[HBK-aholic]

John Cena learns 5th move.

:lmao: This made me LOL due to the conversation around it.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

it's dealt with

[Mighty NorCal]

Czena sux

[klunderbunker]

WWE signs young star, known only as Norcal

[FallenAngelV2]

Enough with the Flair-Hogan argument. Let's actually stick to the forum topic.

Headlines:

Glen Gilberti signs with WWE with Disco Inferno gimmick. Set to become the next WWE Champ!

Two Months Later:
RAW breaks previous record rating with a 10.0. Disco Fever running wild!

The Voice of Wrestling Replaces TNA booking team.

Ultimate grudge match booked for Hard Justice: Chris Cash vs New Jack! Jeff Jarrett set to be special enforcer in return for being given TNA title for 5 years.

Nick the Man of 1,000 Names set to headline Bound for Glory against Mark Henry in a Homeless Beard vs. 1,000 % Body Fat Match.

[as260191]

In all honesty I posted that before reading past the 8th page out of pure laziness. I've never liked Cena anyway, the faster he gets a career ending injury, the better.

[Shadowmancer]

Really it was only 1 page for me.

But on Topic

Steve Corino Wins WWE World Heavyweight Championship, Brings Back a Proper Belt

[TM]

Miz wins WWE Diva Championship, will fight Jillian Hall in unification match

[joecamnet]

BREAKING: HBK Blames God For Hairline??

[twisterwrw929]

BREAKING: HBK Blames God For Hairline??

Then thanks God for making him one of the top 5 wrestlers of all time

[PompsxChaos]

Attitude Era, the second coming?
John Cena to ECW?
Jeff Hardy to win MITB on RAW?
Stephanie McMahon decides to be a stay at home mom!
Shane McMahon to return to action next week on RAW!
Christian signs with WWE To Join Edge and bring back the Tag Team division!

[PompsxChaos]

Breaking News: Jeff Hardy discovers kryptonite! John Cena is no longer superman and is down to only 1 move! JEFF HARDY is the new WWE Champion!

[twisterwrw929]

Breaking News: Jeff Hardy discovers kryptonite! John Cena is no longer superman and is down to only 1 move! JEFF HARDY is the new WWE Champion!

I'm suprised that one of the regulars hasn't already got on this guy with a Czena Sux comment, or letting him know that they decided it's not cool to hate on Cena anymore, like they've let every single person who's made an anti-cena comment.

And I'm not saying I agree with what this guy said, I'm just sayin

[Dark Blaze]

BREAKING: HBK Blames God For Hairline??

:lol:

[Murfishes Can Use Calculus and Physics]

Christian has signed with WWE and is slated to win WWE championship in a feud with Edge(or Jericho)

[Mighty NorCal]

Breaking News: Jeff Hardy discovers kryptonite! John Cena is no longer superman and is down to only 1 move! JEFF HARDY is the new WWE Champion!

Czena sux :robvandam:

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm suprised that one of the regulars hasn't already got on this guy with a Czena Sux comment, or letting him know that they decided it's not cool to hate on Cena anymore, like they've let every single person who's made an anti-cena comment.

And I'm not saying I agree with what this guy said, I'm just sayin

he only duz fyve movez tho :robvandam:

[Macho Man Andy Savage]

CM PUNK violates wellness policy suspended for 60 days. Set to return with new gimmick as heroin addict.

[kaihorro]

brreaking News

wrestlemania 39 To Be Held In Ecw Arena

stephanie Finally Realises She Can't Write For Shit

jonathan Coachman And Armando Estrada Confirmed To Be The Same Person

big Show Out Eats Big Daddy V To Become The New Ecw Cholesterol Champion

hornswoggle Finally Realises Hes A Dwarf, Not A Midget

[lionheart01]

The Rock confirms return to wrestling, also talks rumored match-up with HBK

[FozzyRocks05]

breaking News!!! Million Dollar Mania Bankrupts Chairman..to Sell To Tna At Night Of Champions!!

[TM]

D-von Dudley begins post TNA career as busboy, quickly released after putting patrons through tables

[GUMBO2ndcoming]

The rock returns to the ring six-sided that is;to feud with joe.

Vince finally changes ECW to WCW

Bret hart has an affair with Rebecca hickenbottom (HBK's Wife)...says "Shawn didnt screw her I did".

[edgerox611]

Batista Fired!!!
Edge Has A 3 Year Title Reign!

[Mighty NorCal]

*IWC smarks granted their wishes!!! EVERY wwe star turns heel, most given mouthpeice managers*

[Shadowmancer]

Ricky Landell Signed to the WWE

[kilva]

John Morrison wins the MITB from CM Punk

The Rock vs. John Cena confirmed for Wrestlemania 25 for the WWE Championship

Undertaker's WM Streak ended by Colin Delaney!

Smarks finally got a life










Guerrero & Benoit still alive (I wish...) :(

[takerfan120]

Backstage turmoil!! Vince to Be outed as chairman?

Related News Brand Extension to End?

[xmoshx]

Cm Punk Caught Buying Drugs From Cryme Tyme Was Lying About Being Sxe

[Papa Shango]

Million Dollar Mania Set Collapses; Crushes Mr. McMahon

Now THAT would be awesome.

BTW, anyone know what happened on RAW last night?

[Y2J and Lionheart]

breaking news: Cena to offically become the permanent champion in the wwe. on a side note ratings are at a record low

breaking news: john cena has died. people allover cheer

TNA passes raw in the ratings with a 4.0, on a side note ECW passes TNA in ratings with a 7.0

[Gavel]

breaking news: Cena to offically become the permanent champion in the wwe. on a side note ratings are at a record low

breaking news: john cena has died. people allover cheer

TNA passes raw in the ratings with a 4.0, on a side note ECW passes TNA in ratings with a 7.0

Lol Czena Sux.

[Papa Shango]

Breaking News: Cena Now Has Letter "Z" In His Name

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

Shawn Michaels screws another wrestler :headscratch:

[DeadmanInc.]

Inspired by the draft:

BREAKING NEWS: Triple H to Smackdown, RAW ratings reach all-time high.

[wrestlingfanart]

Christian Cage makes a shocking RETURN to the WWE

Christian Cage wins The 2009 Royal Rumble

Christian Cage defeats Edge to WIN the World Title at WM 25

Vince McMahon retires, Shane McMahon new WWE Chairman of the Board

Paul Heyman replaces Vince Russo as head of TNA creative, cleans house.

Kennedy wins WM 25 Money In The Bank match

Kennedy cashes in his MITB and defeats Cena for the WWE title

Cena turns his back on fans, There is a new bad guy in town.

Kennedy w/ Austin in his corner, VS. MVP w/ The Rock in his corner at WM 26

[xmoshx]

Lil Wayne Will Challenge John Cena At Wrestlemania 25 To See Who The Best Rapper Is

[Echelon]

I think this headline has the best chance of being true

TNA Impact Rating Revealed: Kurt Angle elevated by Beautiful People

[dingle]

women's title decided in first ever strap-on dildo on a pole match

[xmoshx]

Triple H To Become The 1st Man To Win The Wwe,whc,and Ecw Title At One Time To Surpass Y2j

[oddone]

wwe announces wcw one night stand

[Shua]

(This is if my wish about Mark Henry comes true)

Sexual Chocolate Gets Wrapped In Gold

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

A Fed up Elijah Burke reforms Nation of Domination with Mark Henry, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi Kingston, and Cryme Tyme with Ron Simmons as advisor.

[IC25]

A Fed up Elijah Burke reforms Nation of Domination with Mark Henry, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi Kingston, and Cryme Tyme with Ron Simmons as advisor.

Holy Shit that would OWN!

[biscuitboy]

Bret Hart signs contract with WWE. Makes his return at Wrestlemania 25 in a tag team match with a mystery partner versus Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon.

Mystery partner turns out to be Kurt Angle. Never happen but id still love to see that headline.

[Papa Shango]

Bret Hart Admits Montreal Screwjob Was Partially His Fault; Makes Amends With HBK
Also Admits Ken Shamrock Would Have Made Terrible Champion

Never happen but id still love to see that headline.

[biscuitboy]

lol Shamrock was awesome.

[StInGeR-HBK]

breaking News: Tna Releases Details On Their 137th New Gimmick Match To Be Held At Slammaversary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StInGeR-HBK]

BREAKING NEWS: Dixie Carter and Jeff Jarrett purchase WWE!

[klunderbunker]

WWE writers fired, replaced by mods from Wrestlezone.com

[takerfan120]

Breaking News: Hart VS. Micheals at WM 25 in submission match!!!

[Papa Shango]

Hart AND HBK Break Each Others Legs, Separated By Officials at WM 25
HBK: God Told Me To Do It
Hart:I'm Just Still Fucking Pissed

[flakekruspe]

Breaking news:Details on Vince McMahon's 15th annual death!!!

[wweisreal]

Breaking News: Vince Mcmahon To Give All His Stock To A Teenager Who Then Will Become Chairman?!?!?

Breaking News: Cena Just Realizes He Sucks And Then Jumps Off The Top Of The Wwe Headquarders And He Dies!

Breaking News: Mysterio To Unmask And Then To Go Back To Smackdown?

[danaconda]

Breaking News: Smarks take up a collection and take out a bounty on Cena and HHH, New Jack comments.

[Papa Shango]

Cena Wins WWE Championship, Then Rescues Passengers From Sinking Cruiseliner
Rescued Passengers Boo

[motorcitymaniac]

Lita to Return to WWE, own Vickie in match for control of Smackdown

[wwesince2004]

All the useless wwe divas get fired

[ronalddeo]

Cena takes 6 finishing moves and still manages to win

[gunslinger72]

This just in...Vince and Stephanie McMahon indicted on drug charges...Shane to take control of WWE

[willieb33cc]

Breaking News: Cena to face Chuck Norris at WM 25 for Universal Supremacy
Breaking News: Triple H blows nose and starts a small earthquake, however no one was harmed during the natural disaster.
Breaking News: John Bradshaw Layfield loses weight, just kidding
Breaking News: Disco Inferno to appear at WWE event, WWE has trouble giving away tickets to children's hospital

[ronalddeo]

HHH passes all random tests

[Banes88]

Breaking News: CM Punk found in hotel room. Autopsy proves the cause of death to be of drug overdose
Breaking News: Eddie Guerrero lied about his death, cheated his way back into the building, and stole the WWE from Vince McMahon!
Breaking News: The Rock realizes he's not meant to be an actor and returns to the squared circle. Where everyone boo's him for being a Hollywood sellout.

[ronalddeo]

Cena gets bored of doing 5 moves and cuts back to 2. Punch and FU.

Cena Dies after a 6 year regin. Gets buried with title.

[Mighty NorCal]

Czena sux

[Papa Shango]

Matt Hardy iz bettazzzzzz.

[DeadMan5000]

Breaking News: John Cena violates Wellness Policy for 3rd time, and he has been fired.

Breaking News: Reformation of the Ministry of Darkness?

[Papa Shango]

Breaking: John Cena revealed as Leader of the New Ministry; Wellness Policy Loophole Revealed

[rohan]

Cena and Roidtista jump of a cliff and die.
Triple H burns the Mcmahons and takes over WWE but is later murdered by the new chairman Colin Delaney

Thatd be kick ass.

[Papa Shango]

Rohan's got some anger issues.

[rohan]

NO I DONT!!!!!:lsabre:

[Derf]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon Dies for real

[patsbrain]

Terri Runnels to do Playboy

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon Real Death uncovered as yet another Hoax!


:lol:

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Holy Shit that would OWN!

Indeed it would. I can only hope it comes true. lol

[motorcitymaniac]

Cena finally finds way to get fans to cheer by FUing Adamle through table

[Derf]

Breaking News: Brock Lesner signs 3 year deal with TNA

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon Miscaridges

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon gives birth to a hand.

[Papa Shango]

Derf, you're terrible lol.

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Breaking News: Brock Lesner signs 3 year deal with TNA

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon Miscaridges

Breaking News: Stephanie McMahon gives birth to a hand.

And oddly enough the only one of those that I don't see someone trying is the Brock Lesnar one. lol

[Derf]

Macho Man Randy Savage dating current WWE Diva.

(three minutes later)

WWE Diva fired from WWE

[ChaseDavis]

Shawn Michaels divorces Rebecca Circa. Scandal as he announces love for 16 year old.

Michael Shawn Hickenbottem arrested for sexual assault on minor - Supreme Court ruling allows death by Sharpshooter

[flakekruspe]

HHH wins his 500th championship and gets his face on the wwe hall of fame.


Details on Colin Delaney's wwe title win and his thoughts on being a grand slam champion

[simpsons_fanatic742]

BREAKING NEWS: Undertaker to reform the Ministry of Darkness; will have year-long title reign

[Jules Michaels]

Brock Lesnar makes surprise return on Raw.

That would be awesome.

[Nj Fan 04]

Cena tells all smarks to go f*** themselves.

HBK superkicks Batista through jail cell wall, Nick Hogan escapes, wall rebuilt with Batista on the inside.

Matt Hardy pins Edge clean for World Title. Lita returns to apoligize, gets Twist of Fate and then Swanton from WWE Champ Jeff Hardy.

Bret Hart to face Sting at Slammiversary.

HBK superkick followed by RKO from returning Orton knocks HHH out for a month. Returns and is squashed by Umaga to drop title.

Elimination Chamber to be held to determine the greatest wrestler of a time: Flair, Hogan, Andre, Bret Hart, Sting, and Angle to compete.

Christian returns to WWE, wins title in tournament in Rio de Janeiro

[theneil450]

* Rhino admits even he is surprised he still wrestles on tv

[mikeRC]

Elimination Chamber to be held to determine the greatest wrestler of a time: Flair, Hogan, Andre, Bret Hart, Sting, and Angle to compete.


Ok the elimination chamber is horrible and it would suck ass regardless of who was wrestling in it. If anything there should be a pinfall gauntlet match with the top 20 wrestlers of all time. Or just narrow things down by having Angle vs Hart in a submission match, then we see who the greatest of all time is

[TM]

Kennedy adds another Kennedy to his name

MIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR RRR KENNEDY!!!






KENNEDY!!!




Kennedy

[flakekruspe]

Inside: Results of the 10 man battle royal to determine the greatest wrestler ever


In order of elimination:
10th: Andre the giant
9th: The Rock
8th: Rick flair
7th: Chris Benoit
6th: Stone Cold
5th: Hulk Hogan
4th: Kurt Angle
3rd: Bret Hart
2nd: Shawn Michaels
1st(and winner): Colin Delaney

[justinsayne]

Matt Hardy pins Edge clean for World Title. Lita returns to apoligize, gets Twist of Fate and then Swanton from WWE Champ Jeff Hardy.

As a result of this... FANS REVOLT, RATINGS PLUMMET, AND WWE FORCED TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS, TRIPLE H KILLS BOTH HARDY'S WITH SLEDGEHAMMER

[Echelon]

As a result of this... FANS REVOLT

I wouldn't, I would laugh

[danaconda]

TNA Announces Signing of Another Multi Champion Tag Team, Dick the Bruiser and the Crusher

[thephenom]

Hey guys what about this...

BREAKING NEWS: Hogan is scheduled to LOSE to Stone Cold at WrestleMania 25

Also, it has been confirmed that Sting will face The Undertaker at
WrestleMania 25.

[Papa Shango]

OFFICIAL: Sting and The Undertaker Will NEVER Wrestle Each Other

[thephenom]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon wins the Democratic Presidential nomination!!!

Breaking News: WWE has won back the rights to use the "WWF" name. Starting next monday on RAW WWE will once again be WWF.

Breaking News: TNA to hold Bound For Glory at Ford Field in Detroit.

[ronalddeo]

Hulk Hogan to do playgirl spread in Julys issue

HHH caught stroking his slegehammer in public

[Papa Shango]

TNA at Ford Field: Ticket Revenue Doesn't Even Cover Building Rental; TNA Expected to Declare Bankruptcy

[justinsayne]

Hulk Hogan to do playgirl spread in Julys issue

HHH caught stroking his slegehammer in public

Those are about the most disturbing headlines yet, dude seriously those are headlines you'd like to see?!?... well I think we've all learned something about you today:weird:

[thephenom]

Breaking News: Vince McMahon has just been revealed as being the mastermind behind TNA.

Breaking News: TNA finally starts to push their own talent instead of ex-WWE talent.

This just in: WWE has bought TNA. Thank God for Vince and his checkbook.

[takerfan120]

braking News: Rock Announces Fulltime Return To Wwe At Wm 25. As A Result Buyrates And Ratings Plumet As Fans Revolt Due To Rocks Selling Out

[8five]

Ted Turner buys RoH and some WWE talent to start the new WCW. TNA merger on the horizon.

[ronalddeo]

WWE is out of business

**Last person out to turn lights off lol

[Lord Maniax]

Vinnie Mac and Dixie Carter unmasked and found to be Ted Turner laughing his ass off...:headbanger:

[Lord Maniax]

Fans file a Class action law suit against WWE and TNA to get lost brain cells back.

[ronalddeo]

Honswoggle to be the new mini me in austin powers after scandle * Hint hint*

[Derf]

John Cena to star in the new SuperMan movie.
Triple H co'stars as the Kryptionite.

[NEW_WWE_OWNER]

BREAKING NEWS!!! STEPHANIE to have breast augmentation!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!! HHH to recieve the remains implanted
BREAKING NEWS!!! HHH to win Women's Championship!!!

[FOTH 3:16]

Breaking News: USA Network to drop Monday Night RAW; ROH to recieve RAW timeslot.

[xmoshx]

the repo man returns and steals the spinner belt

[v12dpk]

Paul Levesque (better known as Triple H) has split from wife Stephanie McMahon!!!

Triple H fired from the WWE

Triple H signs for TNA

Triple H tries to marry Dixie Cartner, but fails and gets fired from TNA

Colin Delaney marries Stephanie McMahon and is the new WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, US Champion, One half of the WWE & World Tag Team Champions, and also ECW Champion all a record 19 times.

Colin Delaney ENDS The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WM25, winning the match with a SchoolBoy Roll up

Colin Delaney youngest ever member of the WWE Hall of Fame

Colin Delaney recieves a Hollywood Star

Colin Delaney trips over a squirel and is forced into retirement

[chance]

christopher danials to drop curryman gimmick

smackdown to be live

tna passes wwe in ratings forcing vince to elevate game

rey mysterio vs jeff hardy at summer slam

lita returns and beats the living hell out of eddie guerero

undertaker vs hulk hogan at wrestlemania 25

steve austin returns to ring

austin signs with tna

austin wins tna title

shawn michaels gets 1 year title run

cena goes to smackdown

cena fus satan

fans continue to boo

on a side note kendrick goes back to raw and londrick wins titles

[PlayTheGame]

Cena Found Dead By Mysterious Sledgehammer Beating, Mcmahon Forced To Drop Death Angle 2 Years In A Row

[FOTH 3:16]

Paul Levesque (better known as Triple H) has split from wife Stephanie McMahon!!!

Triple H fired from the WWE

Triple H signs for TNA

Triple H tries to marry Dixie Cartner, but fails and gets fired from TNA

Colin Delaney marries Stephanie McMahon and is the new WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, US Champion, One half of the WWE & World Tag Team Champions, and also ECW Champion all a record 19 times.

Colin Delaney ENDS The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WM25, winning the match with a SchoolBoy Roll up

Colin Delaney youngest ever member of the WWE Hall of Fame

Colin Delaney recieves a Hollywood Star

Colin Delaney trips over a squirel and is forced into retirement


Awesome dude but you forgot where one

Triple H signs ROH deal. ROH smarks kill Triple H with his own sledgehammer.

[Esteban Ochocinco]

Awesome dude but you forgot where one

Triple H signs ROH deal. ROH smarks kill Triple H with his own sledgehammer.

Correction, both slip even further into irrelevance.

[Uncle Sam]

"I wasn't suspended, Kurt Angle actually tore the ligaments in my ankle in half!" - Randy Orton talks!

[Alan Quartermaine]

WrestleMania 25 - HBK vs Flair part2

Thats right I said it, HBK vs David Flair

[Rusty]

SANTINO WINS! SANTINO WINS!

Santino Marella defeated the evil game, Triple H at Wrestlemania 25 to capture the WWE championship for the first time.

[George Michael]

_____________________________________
Fit Finlay busted in midget porn ring.
_____________________________________

[Gavel]

lita returns and beats the living hell out of eddie guerero

So......she beat up a dead dude? Please, have respect for the dead. :schild13:

[DeadmanInc.]

BREAKING NEWS: CM Punk fails Pepsi Taste Challenge.

[Uncle Sam]

Finally, The Rock has come back... To TNA

[Echelon]

Finally, The Rock has come back... To TNA

LOL

BREAKING NEWS: TNA has gone out of business paying The Rock's salary

[mrpaul]

Shawn Michaels hair suspended for 60 days after violation of the wellness policy. (just the front bit though.)

Michelle McCool on trial for necrophilia. Caught sleeping with the Deadman.

Michael hayes claims huge cross in back garden is just 'somewhere to hang his laundry to dry'

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

Big Daddy V Returns Weighing 195lbs.

[Holy Crush The Hidden World Down Dragon]

Breaking news: John Cena has officialy come out of the closet and has admitted that he is gay and that he is currently in a relationship with the most overrated wrassler off all time the undertaker

[IC25]

Shawn Michael's missing eye found in Cracker Jack box, lucky girl from Leeds "ecstatic."

[HBK-aholic]

:lmao:

[IC25]

Big Van Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow inducted into Hall of Fame, join Andre the Giant in new "Superheavyweight" wing.

[problemchild]

Mike Hegstrand (Hawk from LOD) returns from the grave for one last match with Animal taking on Team 3D at Wrestlemania 24. (even though 3D is with TNA.)

[problemchild]

Mike Hegstrand (Hawk from LOD) returns from the grave for one last match with Animal taking on Team 3D at Wrestlemania 24. (even though 3D is with TNA.)

I MEAN WM 25.

[ROCKETPOTATO!]

Injured Fans Comment On WM24 Fireworks Incident: "Why Didn't Jericho Save Us?"

[Derf]

Breaking News: Triple H injured at house show by The Great Khali

three days later...

Stephanie McMahon gives birth to baby boy

little while afterwards...

Breaking News: Huge WWE Star Released (literally)

[GW Emperor]

Angered And Fed Up Fans Riot Wrestlemania And Brutally Attack Triple H After Triple H Underservedly Wins Yet Another World Title

The Entire Wwe Locker Room Quit Wwe As They Are Sick Of Being Held Back By Triple H

2008: Triple H 'the Biggest Has-been In Wrestling' Finally Retires