Phoenix
08-10-2011, 10:08 AM
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Real Name: Scale Humanoid Industrial Technology
Gimmick Name: S.H.I.T
Nickname: The Mechanical Man Machine of Mechanics
Height: 6,0
Weight: 230lbs
Hometown: S.H.I.T Production Centre, 10 Gunn Lane, Dartford, Kent
Billed From: Mechanical Mecca
Announcement:
Harrys: Introducing first, from Mechanical Mecca, weighing 230 pounds, S.H.I.T.!
Harrys: And the challenger, from Mechanical Mecca, weighing 230 pounds, S.H.I.T.!
Harrys: Making his way to the ring, from Mechanical Mecca, weighing 230 pounds, S.H.I.T.!
Appearance:
----------------Hair Colour/Length: Robot Head, fleshed out more humanly
----------------Eye Colour: Cold dead red
----------------Facial Hair: None
----------------Ring attire: Robot Attire, like a human wearing them.
----------------Backstage Attire: Robot Attire
----------------Physical Features: Square and Lumpy, but with a bit of muscle.
----------------Tattoos: None
Alignment (Heel or Face, not Tweener): What you shortest of?
Main Gimmick: A man brainwased to believe he is a robot for reasons unknown at this point
2 Characteristics of Gimmick:
1. S.H.I.T walks, talks and acts like a cold mechanical machine, to the point that no one is really sure if he is one or not.
2. He takes everything very literally, doesn’t understand insults or threats and unless in Match mode will not act violently
Strengths/Weaknesses (3 of each):
Strengths:
1. A Mick Foley-esque resiliency to physical pain, although not unstoppable
2. Is not susceptible to mind games, fear or any other pathetic human emotion or feeling
Weaknesses:
1. Due to being convinced he weighs over 500lbs S.H.I.T calculates that many others cant lift him, and that his impact moves do a lot more damage than they really do.
2. Not greatly manoeuvrable, while dropkicks and other such moves are possible, S.H.I.T’s “anatomy” doesn’t allow him to do simple things like cover up very easily when being struck for example.
3. 1 Dimensional, S.H.I.T is good at what he’s good at and that’s all. He needs upgrading to be able to expand on that, you know what your going to get.
Sample Pic of Wrestler:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/NukeA6/COSPLAY/Kratos-Cosplay-Robot.png
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/theball77/Gary_Cole_in_Office_Space.jpg
Brief History: The very latest in robotic technology designed to do all the work that you, the customer dont have the time to do. He's tireless, faultless and needs less food than a slave. If you need someone dealt with, well, he's just about heartless too. This particular model was built to see if the S.H.I.T Units could handle intense competition.
He was due to be trained by Randy Savage, sadly the wrestling great passed away while on his way to train S.H.I.T, in order to be ready for this event, his designer sent him to be trained by one Bryan Knobbs. However, Knobbs spent his entire time faking heart attacks and never actually got round to training S.H.I.T, this led to drastic action, and in a scene taken directly from the Matrix, he learns wrestling.
However there was a glitch, S.H.I.T knows most wrestling moves, but can only perform those from his opponents move set. Since this development S.H.I.T has been in training with other All Stars misfit Colby Congo, Colby has taught him two moves that he now uses as finishers. Colby continues to train S.H.I.T in an effort to give him his own moveset, progress on this is slow however.
Entrance Music: kIlTOoa0L2I
Entrance Description: The lights dim and go a very dark, cold shade of blue. When the familiar melody kicks in at about 30 seconds in, S.H.I.T emerges on the top of the ramp, surveying the arena, the noise and then the ring. Slowly it makes its way down to ring, ignoring everything now, it walks up the steps and climbs in through the middle rope, before turning its analysing gaze on its opponent or the entrance ramp if opponent hasnt entered.
Fighting Style: Striker/Technical.
Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: Chooses to wear down opponents head and neck for the inevitable chop/submission, as a result kind of predictable.
Finishing Moves (2 max): Piston Chop (Head Chop, Top Rope Diving Head Chop for bigger opponents)
Industrial Strength Vice (LeBelle Lock)
Signature Moves (3 max): Mechanical Madness (3 Consecutive clotheslines while running the ropes)
Mechanical Mayhem (Diving Headbutt)
Industrial Breaker (Top rope neckbreaker, like this VMRcK6zn-BY)
12 Most Used Moves:
Neckbreaker
Nerve Hold
German Suplex + a pinning variation
Snap Suplex
Suicide Dive
Running Knee attack + turnbuckle variation
Surfboard
European Uppercut
Dragon Screw
Roundhouse kick to head
His opponents moves
Sample RP.
*S.H.I.T is back in the production factory after his loss at WZCW All Stars, his head is hanging limply in front of his body.*
Engineer: That doesnt look too bad, a few dents here and there but after a bit of work you should be looking as good as new
*S.H.I.T's head comes up slowly, in a deliberate movement*
I was defeated. . .
Hey I dont remember activating you
The one called Sabotuer took advantage of the carnage I caused, pinning the clean one after I had disabled him with his own move. . .
*The engineer starts to back away*
Dont you normally refer to yourself as S.H.I.T?
*S.H.I.T looks at the engineer*
S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 was struck with the death blow, yet oddly, S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 still lives
Your. . . your not alive
S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 is set to wrestle again?
Erm. . yeah, we put in an application for WZCW, now we just have to wait to see what happens.
*S.H.I.T looks down at the ground*
I acted, and the people reacted. It felt strange. I would like to do it again.
Theres something wrong. . . . I am going to have a look at your vitals
*The engineer picks up a wrench and strikes S.H.I.T round the head with it several times*
Okay, now S.H.I.T respond
*no response*
S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 come online
ONLINE
State your mission parameters for WZCW
CRUSH! CRUSH! KILL! KILL! DESTROY! DESTROY!
*The engineer beams*
For a minute there I thought we had a problem
Real Name: Scale Humanoid Industrial Technology
Gimmick Name: S.H.I.T
Nickname: The Mechanical Man Machine of Mechanics
Height: 6,0
Weight: 230lbs
Hometown: S.H.I.T Production Centre, 10 Gunn Lane, Dartford, Kent
Billed From: Mechanical Mecca
Announcement:
Harrys: Introducing first, from Mechanical Mecca, weighing 230 pounds, S.H.I.T.!
Harrys: And the challenger, from Mechanical Mecca, weighing 230 pounds, S.H.I.T.!
Harrys: Making his way to the ring, from Mechanical Mecca, weighing 230 pounds, S.H.I.T.!
Appearance:
----------------Hair Colour/Length: Robot Head, fleshed out more humanly
----------------Eye Colour: Cold dead red
----------------Facial Hair: None
----------------Ring attire: Robot Attire, like a human wearing them.
----------------Backstage Attire: Robot Attire
----------------Physical Features: Square and Lumpy, but with a bit of muscle.
----------------Tattoos: None
Alignment (Heel or Face, not Tweener): What you shortest of?
Main Gimmick: A man brainwased to believe he is a robot for reasons unknown at this point
2 Characteristics of Gimmick:
1. S.H.I.T walks, talks and acts like a cold mechanical machine, to the point that no one is really sure if he is one or not.
2. He takes everything very literally, doesn’t understand insults or threats and unless in Match mode will not act violently
Strengths/Weaknesses (3 of each):
Strengths:
1. A Mick Foley-esque resiliency to physical pain, although not unstoppable
2. Is not susceptible to mind games, fear or any other pathetic human emotion or feeling
Weaknesses:
1. Due to being convinced he weighs over 500lbs S.H.I.T calculates that many others cant lift him, and that his impact moves do a lot more damage than they really do.
2. Not greatly manoeuvrable, while dropkicks and other such moves are possible, S.H.I.T’s “anatomy” doesn’t allow him to do simple things like cover up very easily when being struck for example.
3. 1 Dimensional, S.H.I.T is good at what he’s good at and that’s all. He needs upgrading to be able to expand on that, you know what your going to get.
Sample Pic of Wrestler:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/NukeA6/COSPLAY/Kratos-Cosplay-Robot.png
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/theball77/Gary_Cole_in_Office_Space.jpg
Brief History: The very latest in robotic technology designed to do all the work that you, the customer dont have the time to do. He's tireless, faultless and needs less food than a slave. If you need someone dealt with, well, he's just about heartless too. This particular model was built to see if the S.H.I.T Units could handle intense competition.
He was due to be trained by Randy Savage, sadly the wrestling great passed away while on his way to train S.H.I.T, in order to be ready for this event, his designer sent him to be trained by one Bryan Knobbs. However, Knobbs spent his entire time faking heart attacks and never actually got round to training S.H.I.T, this led to drastic action, and in a scene taken directly from the Matrix, he learns wrestling.
However there was a glitch, S.H.I.T knows most wrestling moves, but can only perform those from his opponents move set. Since this development S.H.I.T has been in training with other All Stars misfit Colby Congo, Colby has taught him two moves that he now uses as finishers. Colby continues to train S.H.I.T in an effort to give him his own moveset, progress on this is slow however.
Entrance Music: kIlTOoa0L2I
Entrance Description: The lights dim and go a very dark, cold shade of blue. When the familiar melody kicks in at about 30 seconds in, S.H.I.T emerges on the top of the ramp, surveying the arena, the noise and then the ring. Slowly it makes its way down to ring, ignoring everything now, it walks up the steps and climbs in through the middle rope, before turning its analysing gaze on its opponent or the entrance ramp if opponent hasnt entered.
Fighting Style: Striker/Technical.
Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: Chooses to wear down opponents head and neck for the inevitable chop/submission, as a result kind of predictable.
Finishing Moves (2 max): Piston Chop (Head Chop, Top Rope Diving Head Chop for bigger opponents)
Industrial Strength Vice (LeBelle Lock)
Signature Moves (3 max): Mechanical Madness (3 Consecutive clotheslines while running the ropes)
Mechanical Mayhem (Diving Headbutt)
Industrial Breaker (Top rope neckbreaker, like this VMRcK6zn-BY)
12 Most Used Moves:
Neckbreaker
Nerve Hold
German Suplex + a pinning variation
Snap Suplex
Suicide Dive
Running Knee attack + turnbuckle variation
Surfboard
European Uppercut
Dragon Screw
Roundhouse kick to head
His opponents moves
Sample RP.
*S.H.I.T is back in the production factory after his loss at WZCW All Stars, his head is hanging limply in front of his body.*
Engineer: That doesnt look too bad, a few dents here and there but after a bit of work you should be looking as good as new
*S.H.I.T's head comes up slowly, in a deliberate movement*
I was defeated. . .
Hey I dont remember activating you
The one called Sabotuer took advantage of the carnage I caused, pinning the clean one after I had disabled him with his own move. . .
*The engineer starts to back away*
Dont you normally refer to yourself as S.H.I.T?
*S.H.I.T looks at the engineer*
S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 was struck with the death blow, yet oddly, S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 still lives
Your. . . your not alive
S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 is set to wrestle again?
Erm. . yeah, we put in an application for WZCW, now we just have to wait to see what happens.
*S.H.I.T looks down at the ground*
I acted, and the people reacted. It felt strange. I would like to do it again.
Theres something wrong. . . . I am going to have a look at your vitals
*The engineer picks up a wrench and strikes S.H.I.T round the head with it several times*
Okay, now S.H.I.T respond
*no response*
S.H.I.T Unit 1.0 come online
ONLINE
State your mission parameters for WZCW
CRUSH! CRUSH! KILL! KILL! DESTROY! DESTROY!
*The engineer beams*
For a minute there I thought we had a problem