View Full Version : Funniest WZ Pseudo-"Headlines"
I notice that the guys in charge of that are improving every time. WTF are you talking about dude? Simple, the "Breaking News" banners at the bottom of (almost) every wrestling site, but in particular WZ. Let's check out the latest "news":
TNA’s Shocking Plans To Re-Form The nWo + EDGE On His Way To TNA?!? Details >>
HAHAHA!!! Pretty funny, isn't it? and like this, there's dozens and dozens every week, so, why we don't post them, and make some commentary about them: are they an indication of something real? are they fake as Ashley Massaro Tits?
so, let's have some fun, and who knows, this could be the very best source of the truth in Wrestling :D
**JUST A SUGGESTION: Try to put them in red and wrap them in [quote] just an idea, let's add some shock value to the news! hahaha! ***
Slyfox696
09-28-2007, 05:29 PM
You do realize that these are not headlines, but rather advertisements. Blatantly false advertisements.
Right?
Freedom 35
09-28-2007, 05:38 PM
this is one I really like
Cena CONFIRMS Million $ Contract From Record Company (Leaving WWE In 08?!?) (>>)
I thought this one was genius becasue it brings so many kids to their website just to see whats happening to their idol
You do realize that these are not headlines, but rather advertisements. Blatantly false advertisements.
Right?
did you read the name of the thread?.....yes, where it says "Pseudo"
ok.
Slyfox696
09-28-2007, 05:44 PM
did you read the name of the thread?.....yes, where it says "Pseudo"
ok.
What does that have to do with the word "Headline"?
Advertisements and Headlines are two separate words. I promise you.
The correct title would be "Pseudo-Advertisements".
What does that have to do with the word "Headline"?
Advertisements and Headlines are two separate words. I promise you.
The correct title would be "Pseudo-Advertisements".
well, I'm not a mod to change it, so the name stays :D
hahaha! what about this one? with the recent buzz of Taker's tat removal:
See candid photo of Taker with Michelle McCool at jewelry store (>>)
I wonder what Michelle McCool thinks about this, lol!
sometimes this things goes too far IMO, but again, some times are funny as hell :)
The not-so Great Khali
09-28-2007, 05:55 PM
What about this one:
**UNREAL NEWS** We Have Uncovered What Saveus_222 Means (Not What You Think)! DETAILS>>>! (http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/)
KingEnigma
09-28-2007, 06:58 PM
I got a kick out of this one:
***PAGE 2 UPDATE*** WWE IN TALKS WITH PACMAN JONES! FULL STORY
As funny as it is, is it really that far-fetched? I can see it now, Pacman and Cena as a tag team. It could work, they're on the same page skillwise after all :)
Oh, and Slyfox, if you're gonna be a buzzkill about all this, just go play in traffic dude. I'm sure that'll make Headlines...oh, I'm sorry, I mean Advertisements lol
michiganj24
09-28-2007, 09:26 PM
Actuallly they are just what he says Psuedo headlines. Pseudo is defined as pretending to be something it is not. People see what appears to be a major healdine and click on it thinking it will lead to some cool story(I admit the first time I went on this site I clicked on a fake one.) Yes in actually they are an ad but they pretend to be a headline so the first guy had it right
My favorite that i rember went like this
15 more suspended for drugs. WWE buys New Japan to refill roster
What does that have to do with the word "Headline"?
Advertisements and Headlines are two separate words. I promise you.
The correct title would be "Pseudo-Advertisements".
Slyfox696
09-28-2007, 11:27 PM
Oh, and Slyfox, if you're gonna be a buzzkill about all this, just go play in traffic dude. I'm sure that'll make Headlines...oh, I'm sorry, I mean Advertisements lolWho are you?
Actuallly they are just what he says Psuedo headlines. Pseudo is defined as pretending to be something it is not. People see what appears to be a major healdine and click on it thinking it will lead to some cool story(I admit the first time I went on this site I clicked on a fake one.) Yes in actually they are an ad but they pretend to be a headline so the first guy had it right
My favorite that i rember went like this
15 more suspended for drugs. WWE buys New Japan to refill roster
Headlines are generally at the top of a page. When you scroll down to the BOTTOM of a page, and above the little box that everyone is quoting there is a big blue box that says "Advertisement", then it cannot be a headline. Thus, it would be an advertisement.
To actually contribute to this thread, I couldn't really say which one I like the best, because I quit taking those seriously a long time ago. I do remember one a long time ago that said something like "Shane McMahon to wrestle in WCW?". That was a LONG time ago.
Of course...who would have known that in 2001....
Jeremy Dick
09-29-2007, 11:05 AM
I remember one during K-Fed's stint in WWE, something like
Britney Spears SIGNED as Cena's new manager! Details...
hahaha, I wish this could be true...
Cena Linked To Steroids; Dropping The Title On RAW Monday!! **MAJOR SPOILERS** >>
The not-so Great Khali
09-30-2007, 01:12 PM
This just in;
Gene Snitsky On Verge Of Being Fired! (http://www.wrestlingtruth.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1191158791&archive=&start_from=&ucat=3&)
Fratelli
09-30-2007, 02:41 PM
***REVEALED*** PLANS FOR STEPHANIE'S NEXT RAW WEDDING WITH BIG DADDY V !? (>>>>>) DETAILS, FIND OUT NOW! (http://wrestlenewz.com/tracker/track.cgi?wa)
lol that was my personal fav from a few weeks ago took a while 2 find it in the archives :P sum rubbish they make up haha
The not-so Great Khali
10-01-2007, 10:03 AM
This one could come true;
Jericho vs. Cena @ WrestleMania 24 ***FOR THE TITLE***!!! Exclusive Details>>> (http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/track/track.cgi?ryan)
Thumz9814
10-01-2007, 03:28 PM
2 Top WWE Stars Missing RAW (SUSPENDED This Weekend) DETAILS (>>)
Surprise Surprise
Vince Holding *ECW FUNERAL* On RAW Next WEEK [GO >>]
Didnt this happen like, two years ago?
Just in...
Pics: HBK's New HUGE Tattoo On Back [VIEW HERE >>]
LOL! yeah, must be a Satan figure breaking a crucifix in half, HAHAHA!!
Does anyone would care?
Breaking News: Torrie Wilson Released By WWE....
Luther_Hull FTW
10-04-2007, 05:02 PM
Rank grammar
Agrex
10-07-2007, 09:01 PM
**SPOILERS** Jericho Enters Building MOMENTS Ago (The New WWE Champ?!?) + Cena’s Injury WORSE Than Expected - RETIRING?!?! HUGE NEWS (>>)
LOL. Right after it was reported that HHH was the champ on WZ.
Meilichia
10-08-2007, 12:23 PM
I have just seen two that make me laugh, one straight after the other...
"CM Punk & Maria *SEX TAPE*"
"CM Punk & Maria Split Up!"
Make your mind up fake adverty people!
The not-so Great Khali
10-10-2007, 05:14 PM
They reported the same thing twice but with different wording, maybe it's true?
Breaking News: Yet Another WWE Release - Cody Rhodes! (http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/tracker/track.cgi?clark)
Breaking News: Cody Rhodes Released From World Wrestling Entertainment... (http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/tracker/track.cgi?clark)
The not-so Great Khali
10-10-2007, 05:16 PM
Finally, I found one that is true:
New WWE Smackdown Diva Already Quits! (http://www.wrestlingtruth.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1192046387&archive=&start_from=&ucat=3&)
The not-so Great Khali
10-14-2007, 03:51 PM
Just found this one which would definately help the WWE ratings-wise if it were true. My mouth was actually watering for a moment:
**PAGE 2** FULL STORY ON THE SCREWJOB 2007 ANGLE! STEVE AUSTIN, BRET, THE ROCK (http://www.wrestleattitude.com/)
Agrex
10-14-2007, 08:47 PM
***BACKSTAGE BFG UPDATES*** THE ROCK ARRIVES with Junior Fatu, ANGLE and NASH in REAL BACKSTAGE FIGHT, Photos, LIVE SOUND/VIDEO! (>>)
LOL! Like the Rock would return to wrestling, and even if he did it would be too WWE.
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