The WWE Quote Thread

[Agrex]

So basically this is kind of like the trivia thread, except that this is about quotes. There's only one rule after you answer, you also have to give another quote. Okay so here is my quote:



"This is to all the man that came to see me and all the women that want to be me."

[Colamania]

Sable, nominated by WWE Magazine as one of the 5 worst catchphrases of all time.

Mine's a multiple choice:

"For one, please, do not react in a physical and violent way"

Who said this to Stone Cold? Was it Vince McMahon or Eric Bischoff?

[Agrex]

"For one, please, do not react in a physical and violent way"

Who said this to Stone Cold? Was it Vince McMahon or Eric Bischoff?

I'm not sure on this one, but I'll go with Eric Bishoff!

My quote is (it's really easy):

"I will open a can of ass-whip on you!"

[hbk&triple h]

Stone Cold

"As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep wrestling."

[RandyKO]

Randy - "Take a look people, take a good look at greatness!"
Randy - "Not only am I better looking, I am just plain better!"

[hbk&triple h]

Randy - "Take a look people, take a good look at greatness!"
Randy - "Not only am I better looking, I am just plain better!"


You are supposed to reply with an answer to my quote.

[Colamania]

I'm not sure on this one, but I'll go with Eric Bishoff!

Nope, Vince McMahon. Somewhere in the 90's, I believe. Responded with, of course, "If you want me to react in a physical and violent way, gimme a hell yeah". Crowd shouts, Vince takes yet another stunner, cut scene.

"I will open a can of ass-whip on you!"

Santino Marella, not Stone Cold.

[Colamania]

"As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep wrestling."

Not sure about this one, but have a feeling it was Trish Stratus? Anyway, here's a new one:

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

[TheOneBigWill]

"As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep wrestling."

Actually, isn't this quote Shawn Michaels? (If I'm right, I'll think up a quote)

[hbk&triple h]

The answer is Trish Stratus.

The Bushwackers quote is by Gorilla Monsoon.

"This is for all the little Stingers"-Who said this.

[Colamania]

"This is for all the little Stingers"

You'll see that I've just answered your quote.

I'm billingual too. I'm bi a lot of things.



Wait, no I'm not

[Anonymous Mozzarella]

I'm billingual too. I'm bi a lot of things.

HHH. :)

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch `60 Minutes'.

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

Is that Jim Cornette?


" When your teacher asked you 'What's 2 plus 2?' you replied: 'Thomas Jefferson, Sucka!'"

[Colamania]

When your teacher asked you 'What's 2 plus 2?' you replied: 'Thomas Jefferson, Sucka!

Who said this?

When I saw Vader crash on Jake "The Snake" Roberts's ribs, that was 100% proof that he was finished. But then again, knowing Jake "The Snake" Roberts he won't drink anything unless it is 100 proof.

[IrishEnglishman24]

Jerry Lawler

You see I just won King of the Ring, but there's only one problem everybody still thinks that I absolutely suck!'

[Mad Metal]

" When your teacher asked you 'What's 2 plus 2?' you replied: 'Thomas Jefferson, Sucka!'"

The Rock

"You got a bunch of damn misfits running around thinking that they can actually wrestle. All I've seen in ECW is a bunch of violent crap. And that's exactly what I call it, because that's exactly what it is."

[Anonymous Mozzarella]

Stone Cold

And I'll give you guys a freebie since I fucking LOL'd at this next one:

Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what the Rock is cooking!

[Big Beck-ah Roethlisberger]

The Rock

"You got a bunch of damn misfits running around thinking that they can actually wrestle. All I've seen in ECW is a bunch of violent crap. And that's exactly what I call it, because that's exactly what it is."

i could have sworn that was Jerry Lawler.

[Mad Metal]

i could have sworn that was Jerry Lawler.

Ha. Good choice though, but no cigar. Hint: he is a former WWE champion.

"You got a bunch of damn misfits running around thinking that they can actually wrestle. All I've seen in ECW is a bunch of violent crap. And that's exactly what I call it, because that's exactly what it is."

[Anonymous Mozzarella]

"You got a bunch of damn misfits running around thinking that they can actually wrestle. All I've seen in ECW is a bunch of violent crap. And that's exactly what I call it, because that's exactly what it is."

I already posted Stone Cold, dude. Scroll up.

[Lil Wes]

XPac, 1998 called and their sick and tired of you, feel free to join us in the year 2001

^^

Who said that? It was funny shit.

[Anonymous Mozzarella]

Edge.

Someone else take my turn, because I can't think of anymore quotes.

[Mad Metal]

I already posted Stone Cold, dude. Scroll up.

But you didn't use MadMetal's quote. Says who we can't use the same superstar again?

[Colamania]

But you didn't use MadMetal's quote. Says who we can't use the same superstar again?

No, he already answered your quote by saying Stone Cold. Pay attention.

[Derf]

Someone else take my turn, because I can't think of anymore quotes.

I'll take this. And my quote os better known from a movie, but what two wrestlers shared these lines a few years back?

"You in big trouble, I eat peices of crap like you for breakfast!"
"You eat peices of crap for breakfast? Gross!"

[Agrex]

No one knows. Someone else do a new one.

[lionheart01]

allright ill try one, see if you can guess this...


"Tonight im going to hell, and i just want to see who's coming with me"

[ngx_fan]

"Tonight im going to hell, and i just want to see who's coming with me"

HHH before the Elimination Chamber at Survivior Series 02.

Up next

"Real men wear kilts"

[ghghgh]

Rowdy Roddy Piper

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

[The Heartthrob]

here's one not too many people will remember, but it comes from 1996, on an old episode of a show called "The Action Zone." Here's your quote...

"Better hair...Dok or Todd, well Todd's got kind hair...the kind you FIND on a frog's butt...!!"

[pun2003hh]

I do remember that show, I might go with Jason Sensation.

For the previous one, I'm gonna say Jerry Lawler.

"I'll give you a show like you have never seen before. Why? Because I can"

["Rush" GSP]

Shawn Michaels


"The only reason you were heavyweight champion for a year, is because HHH didnt want to work thursdays."

[jshoemate07]

I think Stephanie McMahon....

Who said this one?

Nature Boy, what's that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

[aznfalyfe]

I think that that was Roddy Piper....

My quote is

If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world

[TheRealLionheart089]

"The only reason you were heavyweight champion for a year, is because HHH didnt want to work thursdays."

That was Paul Heyman ECW ONS 2005


If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world

Mankind


How bout this one: "I dont speak ebonics!"

[Uncle Phatso]

I'll take this. And my quote os better known from a movie, but what two wrestlers shared these lines a few years back?

"You in big trouble, I eat peices of crap like you for breakfast!"
"You eat peices of crap for breakfast? Gross!"


cena and show

[klunderbunker]

I don't speak ebonics- Booker T.

"At Wrestlemania, I will strike down upon thee with great anger, and furious vengeance"

[Dark Blaze]

"At Wrestlemania, I will strike down upon thee with great anger, and furious vengeance"

Was that Undertaker?

This one was said at the end of an interview...

"Wash your ass!"

[Agrex]

Since no one knows the above quote, I'll do a new one...

I did it...for da Rock!

[IrishEnglishman24]

Rikishi
Beat the game-aaa, in the middle of the ring-aaa, and he's got a $2 *$*%&*"$*"% for a wife-aaa

[Agrex]

The Rock.

You don't have to be the best, you don't have to be the biggest, you have to be the smartest.

[IrishEnglishman24]

that would be the man in your sig - edge

if you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man

[Cage917r]

Gorilla Monsoon

"Come on Chris, it will be just you, me and the great wide open over here, what do ya say?"

[IrishEnglishman24]

Trips

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something

[Cage917r]

Roddy Piper

"If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, you have my exact opinion of Bret Hart".