Why Wrestle Zone is better.... (The Canadian Crippler's Official Prison Thread)

[The Canadian Crippler]

It just is....








And I wanted to post a thread...i know it's spamming but i'm sorry, couldn't help it...give me warning for it I guess...I just sooo bored....nothing to talk about on here....

[Jonny B]

I'll give you more than that, how about a stay in WZ's finest Prison...

[The Canadian Crippler]

Wow, didn't think i'd get that...but then again...iv'e seen stupider on this site...now i bet ur gonna ban me...right? I just wanted to contribute...I didn't know what to put for a thread..it was my first thread...

[Jonny B]

Then how about not posting, you already had three warnings, so the next step was to put you in here. You even said in your thread that you'd probably get warned, what did you expect.

[The Canadian Crippler]

To get warned

[The Canadian Crippler]

How long am I in here? i didn't really mean it..i even said that 2...if u wouldv'e read longer....i'll be good!

[Jonny B]

That would have meant you were banned, so in fact I have given you a chance to do something about your behavior and maybe contribute to the forum.

[Jonny B]

Your in here until I saw otherwise. If you register a new account while you are in here, you'll be IP Banned and raped by every staff member on this site four times over

[Y 2 Jake]

Nobody has been released so far.

[Y 2 Jake]

Your in here until I saw otherwise. If you register a new account while you are in here, you'll be IP Banned and raped by every staff member on this site four times over

Except me. I have a girlfriend who's more than willing to take one up the bum.

[The Canadian Crippler]

lol, wow.....so i'm not getting out ever.....i even said i didn't mean it..but ok...

[The Canadian Crippler]

and i wouldn't wanna do my gf up the ass......or my girl on the side

[Y 2 Jake]

Your decision. She loves it.

[Jonny B]

You want her to do you up the ass?

[The Canadian Crippler]

and the personal attacks...i was waiting for that....isn't that the reason u guys losing ppl?

[Jonny B]

Because we insult idiots who don't know how to post? Probably, but we don't tend to lose decent posters, because they don't get treated like the bad one's.

[The Canadian Crippler]

lol....i did that because there was no intelligent threads....they all the same 4 mods talkin bout dumb shit

[Jonny B]

You still broke the rules, you still acted like an idiot etc...

[The Canadian Crippler]

Shit, can't see how many members on ur gay site now...but I DO know that on average there are only 40-50 diff. ppl that actually visit this...why ppl going to thread name site more and more? i'm sure u already know...and which they double ur numbers...u have thounsands of accts made but no ppl!
I asked politely before then u 2 fag's start doing ur gay bash again like usual....

[Jonny B]

Using gay in a derogatory manner is quite honestly the stupidest thing you could have ever done. Just shows that your actually an idiot and that we were indeed right for putting you in here.

See I think one thing people don't get about me, Jake and the rest of the staff is that we like to piss around, what people don't get it 95% of the time we are joking around in the Bar Room, and in here.

Like I said, you broke the rules, you have been punished... if you actually post in here in a constructive manner, you may be let out... if you dont like the rest of the people we have put in here you will remain in here until you either a) leave or b) Try to re-register and get banned.

[Prax]

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I asked politely before then u 2 fag's start doing ur gay bash again like usual....

does anyone else find something wrong with this sentence?

[Jonny B]

I find a lot of stuff wrong with everything he says.

[Shocky]

I think we just found our new oncewalkerr. This guy is amusing.

[Prax]

who's going to be his father figure this time?

I nominate the Shockmaster.

[The Canadian Crippler]

Well i'm not re-registering and I told u I was trying before but when there are mods that think they are cool running a stupid site that doesnt even make money, it's kind of hard to say that it was a joke like you JUST said what....95% of the time? Then you throw in personal attacks for no reason....maybe you guys need to get g/f's....and real ones, not the blow up dolls that your dad got you for your 25th b-day that u keep under your bed in your parents basement...

[The Canadian Crippler]

I mean, it was a joke and u make it into a personal attack....how mature is that?

[The Canadian Crippler]

and this only proves the thread name

[Cyric]

Why has no prisoner managed to grasp the concept of the prison yet?

[The Canadian Crippler]

I "Grasp the concept", i'm just proving a point...and i remember u...ur the one that everyone was bitchin at...

[The Canadian Crippler]

fuck

[Cyric]

They were? I think I'm gonna cry now. I thought you guys loved me... : - (

/emo

[The Canadian Crippler]

ing

[The Canadian Crippler]

christ

[The Canadian Crippler]

I'm

[The Canadian Crippler]

gonna

[The Canadian Crippler]

rape

[The Canadian Crippler]

all

[The Canadian Crippler]

of

[The Canadian Crippler]

you

[The Canadian Crippler]

in

[The Canadian Crippler]

your

[The Canadian Crippler]

sleep

[Cyric]

I thought you had "grasped the concept" of the prison?

[The Canadian Crippler]

lol, the canadian crippler is a complete....ratard....shows who's the "RATARD" lol, u guys are such fag's...

[The Canadian Crippler]

RATARD...LOL, WOW.....And just because I "grasped the concept" doesnt mean u guys are going to stop being douchebags...so why should I stop spammin? If i even did post with half a brain cell like u guys, u still wouldn't stop the personal attacks...i wish u guys actually had jobs...and i mean real jobs..not mcyd's....or hardees....cuz u guys wouldv'e been fired already....i have lots of things i could post intelecually about...but why should i post when u guys can't spell simple 5th grade words?

[Cyric]

I think it's pretty obvious it is spelt like that purposely. Look at your keyboard, it would be pretty hard to do that accidentally and not have anyone notice before you.

I think with your posting it's you who's looking the ratard.

[Cyric]

..i have lots of things i could post intelecually about...but why should i post when u guys can't spell simple 5th grade words?

Yet, you fail to see the irony in that?

[The Canadian Crippler]

I was all for it untill the personal attacks started...now i'm just going to send a virus to friends e-mail acct. on here to send to u guys...good thing there's only 50 ppl online a day and u have thousands of members....Your shitty attitudes be the reason everyone leaves?

[The Canadian Crippler]

Actually I know I did that, to see if you'd catch it...dumbass....you see, i'm smarter than you guys...I actually know how to create virus'...and if I was going to say if you didn't catch that...u guys are the RATARDS lol

[Cyric]

RATARD...LOL, WOW.....And just because I "grasped the concept" doesnt mean u guys are going to stop being douchebags...so why should I stop spammin?

You haven't attempted to follow the concept, so you haven't grasped it, evidently. How are you supposed to know if it works or not without first attempting to follow it?

[The Canadian Crippler]

I mean for christ sake u got ppl thinking murdoch tried a canadian destroyer after it was declared it wasn't and they still keep talkin about it...u might as well have bots on here cuz they would sound better

[Cyric]

Actually I know I did that, to see if you'd catch it...dumbass....you see, i'm smarter than you guys...I actually know how to create virus'...and if I was going to say if you didn't catch that...u guys are the RATARDS lol

I have some doubt you'd have the ability to create a virus when you can't figure the plural is viruses not virus'.

[The Canadian Crippler]

lol, dude, ur a ratard....i'm not going to do it if i had a personal attack before there was ever any hostility...too bad for ur site...it's gonna be gone

[The Canadian Crippler]

dude, ur such a fag...I TOLD U I WAS DOIN THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE... I AM DOING IT ALMOST EVERY OTHER POST TO SEE IF U RATARDS CATCH IT...GOD U PPL ARE FUCKIN DUMB, I SHOULD POINT THEM OUT NOW BUT THEN THAT WOULD BE TOO FUCKING OBVIOUS

[The Canadian Crippler]

God Ur A Dumb 16 Y.o.

[Cyric]

I can translate ONceWalker, but you? Another level.

So, care to share how the site will be 'gone'?

[The Canadian Crippler]

Just Like I Would Think That This Is Spamming, But You Don't Have Ppl On Ur Fucking Forum Anyways...cuz U Guys Are That Big Of Douchebags

[The Canadian Crippler]

A

[The Canadian Crippler]

B

[Cyric]

The brain doesn't reach its full mental capacity by 16, to anyone older my brain should be a dumbass, apparently it's not in this case.

I like the Caps Lock too, I can see you're really pissed. I'm actually getting scared, better lock the doors and windows.

[Cyric]

37 members are online now, regardless to whether or not you think that is active, chances are only 1/37 (that's you) are the type of douche that fucks forums over.

As for Wrestling Attitude being better, that's just a site for prepubescent teens like yourself to get wank material. Hardly 'better'.

Ok, I'm done for now.

[Jonny B]

Funny thing is, now if WZ gets a virus, the police will know exactly where to go.

[logan]

what a dumbass this guy is

[Big Ace]

IMO, This is what the Prison is really for. To see idiots spout off about how they're mistreated and to talk about how their forum is soooo much better. If your forum was the absolute best, you wouldn't have time to be on WZ, nonetheless spamming a spamming section. A virus? We should be scared of a guy who made a grammatical mistake on the word 'Virus'? A 5th grade word? Don't think so. Nice try, but you're full of shit.

[Mr. Eko]

Wow this is just god damn hilarious. First of all, Canadian Crippler you suck at posting and we don't want you here. You tried to come in like I was your boy or something simply because we both smoke pot, well guess what, that's not enough to make someone my friend. You criticize people for their bad spelling and yet fail to spell correctly 95% of your posts.

You obviously don't understand what the point of this forum is. And Wrestle Attitude is better? How did you not think you would be put in the prison when starting a thread saying another forum is better? Also, just because they may have more users on their board, means all of shit. I'm very happy with the number of posters on this board because all of the shitty posters get weeded out by the mods, which makes this entire forum the best I've ever been to in terms of wrestling forums.

Just ban this guy, he's not even amusing like the other prisoners. You can always tell when someone is going to either be imprisoned or banned, and from this guy's first post I just knew.

[Big Ace]

All those who say a banning, even though he will most likely come back, say aye.

[Mr. Eko]

Aye.

Let's see if we can't get him banned from that other, inferior board.

FUCK WRESTLE ATTITUDE! LONG LIVE DA ZONE BABY!

[Prax]

aye.

[logan]

aye

[Shadowmancer]

aye, We could just do it anyway.

[Y 2 Jake]

Aye.

People should visit Wrestling Attitude, it utter shit.

As for not having many members. Meh who gives a shit. The ones weve got are great.

As a moderator I like to filter out all the shit posters so only the elite & Ace are left.

[Downward Spiral]

How can someone with the rep value of "Canadian Crippler is a complete ratard" talk down to other people? I especially love how they even spelled ratard the way you might expect WZ Prisoners to spell it. And I won't rape you.

*Canadian Crippler turns to Luther Hull*

Luther: I might.

(Yes I stole it from Family Guy...who cares?)

[Downward Spiral]

By the way Crippler, for someone that supposedly has a great life, it didn't really show when you sat here typing one word posts and waiting for the minute to pass before you could do your next and like Ace said, if your board is so awesome, you seem to spend a lot of time on Wrestlezone. And if you haven't realised that you are on a par with Oncewalkerr for WZ public humiliation, you must really be a retard.

[The Canadian Crippler]

Who's mad? I'm not...just being irritating

[The Canadian Crippler]

And I Didn't Misspell Ratard..since U Guys Did First...read The Whole Forum Fuckface....and U'd Know That I'm Making Fun Of Mods...but It's 2 Easy Really

[The Canadian Crippler]

This Forum Dieing And It's Cuz Of U Fuckfaces
And I Can't Believe U Admit It....hahahaha...pretty Soon It Just Be U Douchebags...i Came Back Just To See What Pathetic Posts U Guys Put....and It's Sad.....cya Fags Forever

[logan]

You are a loser buddy, dont drop the soap in here

[Jonny B]

he'll be back

[logan]

Shit, can't see how many members on ur gay site now...but I DO know that on average there are only 40-50 diff. ppl that actually visit this...why ppl going to thread name site more and more? i'm sure u already know...and which they double ur numbers...u have thounsands of accts made but no ppl!
I asked politely before then u 2 fag's start doing ur gay bash again like usual....

I took a look at your site ,there only 4 users online.

P.S. oh and it blows by the way

[logan]

and the personal attacks...i was waiting for that....isn't that the reason u guys losing ppl?

Those guys do there jobs to make these fourms good and enjoyable and not run up with spam and advertisments and people like you and everyone else in the prison who come in to try to recruit people from here to your stupid other little sites, and then you all say you'll be beter and then in your next post you say your going to rape us? What a weird thing to say, just makes you look like more of the dumbass that you are.

P.S. In the words of Mick foley, Have a nice day!!!:)

[Y 2 Jake]

How come all the prisoners mention rape? Call me old school but I don't rape. Nor do I know anyone who has it as a hobby. I think this dude could be Borat.

[Whoopi Goldberg]

Time a for me to make hand party. SEXY TIME! a-HIGH FIVE!

[Y 2 Jake]

Niicccee.